MetalHeart Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 if Martha Stewart is to freed jailbird then Irish Cowboy is to ___________ ? pumpkin pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Warm apple pie is to fake 'gina then cool whip is to ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 is it morally ok to drug kittens just long enough to get adorable pictures of them sleeping in litlte bags? Also, as an individual who's had to move live cats from TX to FL, why does your state not sell tranquilizers in dart form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 i still stand by my comments in my thread about seeing you in the shower.... would you particpate in shower voyerism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 would you rather a rat in your pants or a rat in your hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 Warm apple pie is to fake 'ginathen cool whip is to ________ fake cum. or... sexy art? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 is it morally ok to drug kittens just long enough to get adorable pictures of them sleeping in litlte bags? Also, as an individual who's had to move live cats from TX to FL, why does your state not sell tranquilizers in dart form? I've never purchased animal tranqs... but.... yeesh! i would be scared to put my kitten under! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 i still stand by my comments in my thread about seeing you in the shower.... would you particpate in shower voyerism? I'm always up for anything. 'Cept poopin. I'm not like Sly Stallone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 would you rather a rat in your pants or a rat in your hat? Rat in my effing hat! b/c man.... i'm sure those fuckers can bite. and with that said... yeeouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 DO you believe in the saying: Three kisses a day from a kitten, Makes ones heart become smitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 DO you believe in the saying: Three kisses a day from a kitten, Makes ones heart become smitten. I didn't before, but I do now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Why is it that kids at emo gigs love having backpacks on? What is it they keep in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 Why is it that kids at emo gigs love having backpacks on? What is it they keep in there? Normally I wouldn't touch this question with a ten foot penis, but for you i'll make an exception. and use it as an excuse to touch a ten foot long penis! Well, their hearts don't have enough room for all the needle and thread that they use to sew their heart back together after their five minute of falling in love with a girl/boy, and then being rejectec by said girl/boy and so they must carry their sewing equipment with them at ALL TIMES or they'll DIE like they say they want to, but are really too pussy to do. Also, they carry their pen and sketch pad so that they can scrawl words of sadness to be later put to a song. Sometimes, these kids get sad/angry, causing them to doodle roses with bloody thorns, and the alktrio logo on their sketch pads. OH OH OH and they have to carry their whole collection of dashboard confessional albums and mini get up kids shrine (they shed many a tear over news of the breakup). and i'm only beginning to shed light on the insides of their packs. just the beginning.... but i'm sure you got the idea no emo kids were harmed in the making of this answer. this answer was made in jest, as i love get up kids, too :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 Winged Gestapo: like my answer to MLB's question in my Qthread? hahahPictureofdorian: hahah i loveeeeeee it Pictureofdorian: lol Winged Gestapo: thanks, iw as real proud Pictureofdorian: ahah Pictureofdorian: at least oyu didnt post a kitty haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 hahah that is the best answer that that question could have ever had!! What do you think Brian Molko carries in his purse? he does carry one... i looked forever for the picture but couldnt find it:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 HE CARRIES THIS IN HIS PURSE!:: hahahahahhaa sorry that was totally uncalled for, considering you sent me that photo. My serious guess is eyeliner. and.... a fleshlight. or perhaps a pocketass. either way, it's hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 hahah i sent you that fat cat pic... i never thought you would use it against me lol If you had $4.34 what would you spend it on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 chips. and soda.... annnnnnd chips? FLAMING HOT CHEETOHS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 if the chester the cheetos was real, would you hang out with him? would you hang out with chester the molester? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 MH, Wouldn't a ten-foot penis split you in half? or failing that at the very least choke you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) if the chester the cheetos was real, would you hang out with him? would you hang out with chester the molester? Hmmm... maybe! if I got the cheetoh hook up! annnnnnnnd no. No I wouldn't. I would hang out with Sasper, though! SASPER Edited April 6, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 MH, Wouldn't a ten-foot penis split you in half? or failing that at the very least choke you? Well, I think I read somewhere that the average female can only allow around seven inches inside her, anyways, so anything else isn't going in. Now, of course if you force that shit, maybe lots of pain can happen... and then if you have like SWORD PENIS it may cut me or another in half. But trust me, something that large is NOT going into my love cave, nor my mouth cavity. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 MH, Where has 2track been? And doesn't the Hot Costner strike you as an act only a serial killer would attempt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 MH, Where has 2track been? And doesn't the Hot Costner strike you as an act only a serial killer would attempt? If the hot costner is an act only a serial killer would attempt, then slap my ass and call me Jack the Ripper. Or something like that. and 2track has been out gallivanting with Rambo, as seen HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 MH, there haven't been a lot of kittens or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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