MetalHeart Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 Are the people who drink Bud Light the same people who enjoy drinking their own urine? Not only do they drink their own urine, but they are totally not Kevin Costner :(:(:(:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Did you like the picture Deidre drew of you? It was cute. lol no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Jake's Question: Will monkeys indeed fly out your butt, or is that just an unsubstantiated rumor???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 If not your butt then whose???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Will they be covered in poo? And if so....ewww gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 here you are... this could help you answer any questions... haha kitty donations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 MetalHeart 1) Hot Costner and 2) Statement of absolute amore. 3) Procedure used in foreplay involving the rectal greasing of Texans using BBQ sauce. 1) My friend Rachael is totally MetalHeart 2) You know I love you, but I'm not sure if it's quite MetalHeart yet. 3) Mmmm. If you play your cards right, I may just put on my Stetson & let you MetalHeart me later... Source: Superman Red, Apr 11, 2005 Rach, how does it feel to be 1) a form of foreplay, and 2) the Hittori Hanzo of Sig Banners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 MetalHeart 1) Hot Costner and 2) Statement of absolute amore. 3) Procedure used in foreplay involving the rectal greasing of Texans using BBQ sauce. 1) My friend Rachael is totally MetalHeart 2) You know I love you, but I'm not sure if it's quite MetalHeart yet. 3) Mmmm. If you play your cards right, I may just put on my Stetson & let you MetalHeart me later... AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH I love you!!! Source: Superman Red, Apr 11, 2005Rach, how does it feel to be 1) a form of foreplay, and 2) the Hittori Hanzo of Sig Banners? I don't know what to say!! I'm speechless... I'm certainly not the latter, but the foreplay (BBQ or not) is mighty hot, sir..... mighty hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 Did you like the picture Deidre drew of you? It was cute. lol no? I did! it was cute, but highly innacurate (in some ways). SHe truly flatters me so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 Jake's Question: Will monkeys indeed fly out your butt, or is that just an unsubstantiated rumor???? Why, that is TOTALLY a rumor.... um, yeah. completely unsubsan..rumor... it's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 If not your butt then whose???? YES, totally not mine at all!! and I'm not sure who's. Prolly that guy from Are you being served? Mr. Humphries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 Will they be covered in poo?And if so....ewww gross "I think I ate your chocolate covered Squirrel" - Brick. Yes, the poo will be in abundance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 hahahahah oh man I love asking you questions, your answers are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 The smaller the 'nads the bigger the johnson. Discuss. Provided will be a pencil and a copy of my forthcoming autobiography "Burt and Me: Growing up Reynolds". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 are you off today? are we meeting you for coffee? if not why why why would you do that? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 What is the best song to make people move their feet and feel united? If you are hungry and want 2,000 of something, is there anything better than rice? If farmers are already love-up by alien anal probes, why do they still have sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 The smaller the 'nads the bigger the johnson. Discuss. Provided will be a pencil and a copy of my forthcoming autobiography "Burt and Me: Growing up Reynolds". You never answered my question and then I realized that I'd not yet provided you with my autobiography. To make up for it here's an extract: Burt's 'tasche was always better than mine. It was fuller and slicker. When the sun shone off of it ye'd be blinded. Feckin' lovely thing it was. And his chest hair, Jaysis, don't get me started on the chest hair. Curly and greased up like one of them Greek Gods. I would’ve done anything for chest hair like that and mammy knew it. One Christmas mammy bought me a bitta rug to put on me but it just wasn’t the same. Stephen’s Day we went to the céilídh. It was cold as a feck out so I wore me gansey down to the Church Hall, but once I got in I threw it off of me and showed the mots what a real man was. The rug me ma got me broke through my shirt and looked like the pubes of eighty-seven men. I headed straight to the bar and got meself a Rock Shandy. Slowly the women started circling me like crows over the cabbage. Now please can you help me with my question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 12, 2005 Author Share Posted April 12, 2005 coffee talk? and: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 ...did you answer my questoin on the controversial melon-cats? if so, how about swim-cats? olympic contenders, or modern myth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 (edited) ...did you answer my questoin on the controversial melon-cats? I did in fact answer it! it was such a stupid answer that may have been why you didn't see it :( what are your feelings on the controversial meloncats? Adorable + Hungry. for the melon. and maybe that pussy.... what?!haha but that is super cute though. Reminds me of an azn cat. if so, how about swim-cats? olympic contenders, or modern myth? The swim-cat is a rare, rare beast. It feeds on the bood of small vietnamese children, and only comes out of it's place of hiding every year or so to compete in the Olympics. Some say they have even seen them a few times at Boba Tea House, but that's just so they can get their sick sick fix on dem kids. Edited April 13, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 The swim-cat is a rare, rare beast. It feeds on the bood of small vietnamese children, and only comes out of it's place of hiding every year or so to compete in the Olympics. Swim-cats don't sound very bright if they come out of their place of hiding once a year for the olympics. You'd think once every four years would be the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Swim-cats don't sound very bright if they come out of their place of hiding once a year for the olympics. You'd think once every four years would be the way to go. Every two if they are also partial to a bit of skiing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Are you still taking Kitten Donations? Cause if you are here's some small cute ones lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Swim-cats don't sound very bright if they come out of their place of hiding once a year for the olympics. You'd think once every four years would be the way to go. They have to scavenge for those vietnamese kids :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Every two if they are also partial to a bit of skiing I believe some of the swim-cats enjoy a good ski, but only if those vietnamese kids are there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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