MetalHeart Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Are you still taking Kitten Donations?Cause if you are here's some small cute ones lol Hoorah! you are the best! ps I enjoy your sig alot hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Thank you Monty Python be the shit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 PS i love vietnamese children. If Dr. Orth ever pops out a kid, I'm sure it'll be the cutest damn kid in ze world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I went on a date last night...It went extremely well...Do you think he is going to call me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I went on a date last night...It went extremely well...Do you think he is going to call me? Â "up the bum, no harm done" well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 I went on a date last night...It went extremely well...Do you think he is going to call me? Â If I were him, I woulda dropped down on one knee and proposed! But then.... you prolly woulda slapped and said "SNAPOUTTAIT!". Â Since I wasn't in your pocket at time of said date, I can't one way say yes or no, But feel that yes! He will cally ou back and you will go on multiple dates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 I'd marry you in a heart beat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 if you were a mormon ...and females led the religion...would you marry multiples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Arent these cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 And arent these a little sad but hilarious? I laugh histarically everytime I see this one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Since SiBob wouldnt answer this one I am sending it to the genius that is Rachael. Â Why are penis' referred to as meat if they arent a muscle? Â Do you like Dr. Pepper? Â Jake said I have to learn how to make this thing called a Flaming Dr. Pepper and serve it next time we have a get together when we are invited, do you think I should? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 pssttttt.....  Flaming Dr. Pepper...the drink not the shot  Ingredients: 3/4 shot Amaretto 151 proof rum 1/2 glass Beer Mixing instructions: Fill the shot glass about 3/4 full with Amaretto and top it off with enough 151 to make it burn. Put the shot glass in another glass and fill the new glass with beer (right up to the level of the shot glass). Light the Amaretto/151 and let it burn awhile. Blow it out (or leave it burning if you're brave) and slam it. Tastes just like Dr. Pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Since SiBob wouldnt answer this one I am sending it to the genius that is Rachael. Why are penis' referred to as meat if they arent a muscle?  Do you like Dr. Pepper?  Jake said I have to learn how to make this thing called a Flaming Dr. Pepper and serve it next time we have a get together when we are invited, do you think I should?   The man with a penis says: "muscle is still meat. when you eat a cow, you are eating it's muscle." Cj is the best! The more you Know...  I am TOTALLY a Pepper!  and mmmmmm that sounds really good! Isa posted a yummy recipe, so we should most definately try it sometime! You are an awesome mixer/drinkmaker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 but the penis isnt a muscle. I think, I dont know you've made me doubt myself lol Ill have to look it up later. Â I will totally learn how to make new drinks just for you and Deidre and Dowe's enjoyment lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 THANK YOU SO MUCH SUPERE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 but the penis isnt a muscle. I think, I dont know you've made me doubt myself lol Ill have to look it up later. I will totally learn how to make new drinks just for you and Deidre and Dowe's enjoyment lol.   oh gosh! *facepalm* I thought you meant they ARE a muscle. LOL I am so silly. I always thought they were a muscle? But then again, I've been wrong before. Many times. Matter of fact, Prolly 99.9% of the time I'm wrong lmfao.  It is an organ.... but "man-meat" sounds so much more sexually appetizing than "man-organ".  "mmmmm I'mma go lick me up a man-organ!" "a who what?!" "man organ!" "man-pancreas?! man-liver?! man-stomach?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 hahahaha, yes that doesnt sound appetizing at all. Man-Organ, sounds like a type of piano or something lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 hahahahah how abouts Flesh-Flute? lmfao men could totally make music with their menparts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 THANK YOU SO MUCH SUPERE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! Â Your more than welcome... Â hahahahah how abouts Flesh-Flute? lmfao men could totally make music with their menparts!! Â Â I thought thats what you were supposed to do when it was held up to your mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 or make slurping sounds, and the licking and the......well you know lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 This thread has turned very sexual... and, I love it. Â Â Â Dude, I'm totally master of da flute. I think.... I've only played one before But Cj says it's pretty awesome! He totally loves the like..... you know....."sound". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 The slurping sounds? yeah mine does too, and seeing like the spit trail when I pull away, which I know doesnt sound sexy, but it totally is in pornos and stuff, well I think so, what would you say all knowing sexy goddess MH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I just took this quiz on the site from MissSarah's which kiss are you forum, after the results are tabulated underneath it says other quizzes and I found "Can you Suck a Dick?" fun I says to myself and these are the results. I just thought Id share with you cause we were talking about it. You should totally go take it for the fun of it lol. Â Your Results: Dang gurl, too much dick isn't enough huh? You're tha queen of dick suckin, you kno how to pleasure men maybe ur jus a natural or u jus had too many experiences. dont matter, guys love stickin their dicks in yo mouth. Penises are your friend and kno how to treat them well hehe you know how to handle every size dick out there, huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 I saw your lover yesterday. Jake and I were on our way to my mother's and we saw him on 820. I wouldnt have been sure it was him if it hadnt been for his beard lol. And I said Is that CJ? and Jake said, Well it sure as hell is and we laughed at the rareness of it. We couldnt get up to him or else I would have waved lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Do you not like answering my questions? :( lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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