ChristyandJake Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Rubys Angel Yesterday, 08:43 AM When I half-teasingly offered myself to her, she said I wasn't her type. Everyone that I've gone down on has returned the favor. I never announced to everyone in highschool that I was bisexual, but I knoew certain girls who did, and they were LIARS. Anyways, I totally would have done you in highshcool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 hahah if you lived closer to christy (of christyandjake) would you let her do you? and/or viceversa lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 QUOTE(ChristyandJake @ Apr 20 2005, 03:35 PM)Is this picture sexy or hilarios, im leaning toward the latter, but thought Id get your opinion???? I don't really know what I think about that... The catcher is wearing six inch stilettos and is standing on cobblestone with one leg in the air... And from what I can see there isn't much support there from the pitcher's side. The minute they start "getting into it" if they actually do... The catcher's gonna fall flat on her ass. If you want my honest opinion I think it's kinda stupid - It would be sexier if they were actually sitting on the bike, which I'm sure neither of those girls have ever ridden in their lives. :-P Yes it is stupid and hilarious, obviously staged. lol Man I love your question thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 What's your favorite color? If you could make a soundtrack to your life that was made up of 12 songs what songs would they be? What song do you want to have played at your funeral? If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf... and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 For breakfast, I love to make eggs, usually fried, pancakes or belgian waffles, hash browns and either sausage or bacon. For dinner, hands down my favorite thing to make is fetuccini alfredo - I make it with shrimp and scallops and it's fucking awesome. I make a fucking wicked cheesecake for dessert, as well - Any flavor you want. I know someone is going to be cooking when I go to Orlando... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 if you could change into any animal at will, what would it be and why? do you like stupid questions? what's the best porn you've ever seen? What's the best sex you've ever had? guy or girl? Do you like Spam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 Everyone that I've gone down on has returned the favor. I never announced to everyone in highschool that I was bisexual, but I knoew certain girls who did, and they were LIARS. Anyways, I totally would have done you in highshcool. ...Why just in high school? Why not now? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 hahah if you lived closer to christy (of christyandjake) would you let her do you? and/or viceversa lol Absolutely. Sexual advances from beautiful girls are widely accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 What's your favorite color?If you could make a soundtrack to your life that was made up of 12 songs what songs would they be? What song do you want to have played at your funeral? If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf... and why? 1) Dark green 2) I'm gonna do this one in life stages: (childhood to present) a) They Are The Roses - Jessica Andrews b) She's a Rebel - Green Day c) American Girl - Tom Petty d) Just a Girl - No Doubt e) Family Portrait - Pink f) Fell in love with a girl - The White Stripes g) Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton h) Cold Hard Bitch - Jet i) So Impossible - Dashboard Confessional j) Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows k) Bless the Broken Road - Rascal Flatts l) I Could Not Ask for More - Edwin McCain 3) AlterBridge - In Loving Memory 4) I think I'd rather be deaf. Deafness can be at least partially repaired with technology like cochlear implants and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 I know someone is going to be cooking when I go to Orlando... Say the word, darlin', I'll cook for ya any time ya like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 if you could change into any animal at will, what would it be and why? do you like stupid questions? what's the best porn you've ever seen? What's the best sex you've ever had? guy or girl? Do you like Spam? If I could change into an animal at will I think I'd choose to transform into a lazy housecat. No responsibility whatsoever except to sleep in the sun and eat. I love stupid questions - bring 'em on!!! Best sex I've ever had... Well, I can't narrow it down really. I've had sex with both genders and trying to pick a best out of the two would be like comparing apples to oranges - literally. Completely different textures, flavors, types of satisfaction... But I'll tell you that the sex I've had has been pretty damn amazing - luckily I've been involved with two people that really know what they're doing. Best porn I've ever seen... I dunno, they're all pretty bad if you ask me. I mean I don't have a problem with porn, I watch it occasionally, but I wouldn't say I have a favorite. I know that's dodgy but it's truth - and anyway I have a wide variety of tastes when it comes to adult viewing. :shrug: And no, I'm not terribly fond of Spam. Processed foods just don't do it for me, I'm too much of an epicurean kitchen nazi, I gotta have the real stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Quoted from Rubys Angel...Why just in high school? Why not now? ;) I'd do you now, I just said in highschool cause you were talking about highschool, but yeah I'd do you now. Quoted from Rubys AngelAbsolutely. Sexual advances from beautiful girls are widely accepted. hahaha you make me laugh, Im in no way beautiful, but its great that you'd have sex with me and let me lick your hoo-ha lol. I agree with you, I use to watch porn all the time, it gets boring and it's all so crappy that its hard to get off to. Yes comparing sex with girls to sex with guys is like apples to oranges. Its completely different. Stupid Questions???? yes I think I will What's your favorite fruit? If you could make your own fruit out of any two or three existing fruits what would it be? How would it taste and what would it be called? Okay Ill think of more stupid questions later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 I'd do you now, I just said in highschool cause you were talking about highschool, but yeah I'd do you now.hahaha you make me laugh, Im in no way beautiful, but its great that you'd have sex with me and let me lick your hoo-ha lol. I agree with you, I use to watch porn all the time, it gets boring and it's all so crappy that its hard to get off to. Yes comparing sex with girls to sex with guys is like apples to oranges. Its completely different. Stupid Questions???? yes I think I will What's your favorite fruit? If you could make your own fruit out of any two or three existing fruits what would it be? How would it taste and what would it be called? Okay Ill think of more stupid questions later 1) It's good to know I'm do-able! 2) I'm glad I make you laugh but I still think you're a hottie ;) 3) Favorite fruit... hmmmm.... This one!! But seriously... My favorite fruit is probably pineapple. 4) If I could combine three fruits to make one über-fruit, I think I'd combine pineapple, mango, and orange - Sweet, zesty, with a little bit of tang and a fun texture. And it'd be some retarded hybrid-name like Pimanor or something. Mmyep. And yes, more stupid questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 hahahaha hilarious, and yes you are do-able lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 hahahaha hilarious, and yes you are do-able lol Why thankya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 So...... whatcha doin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I think your avatar's kind of sexy. What's your favorite sport to play? to watch? What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 So...... whatcha doin? I'm being highly amused by wacky hondonians on the AIM Chatroom! You should join us. It's crazy fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Im about to get off. To watch a movie? yes we are finishing Closer, but I will be on later like at midnight then I will join. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 I think your avatar's kind of sexy. What's your favorite sport to play? to watch? What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? My favorite sport to play is either beach volleyball or football. To watch, probably football. My favorite alcoholic beverage varies - I like quite a few. My favorite type of alcohol is rum of all flavors - Though particularly I love Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut rum with a splash of pineapple juice. Second favorite is vodka - If I want something sweet I'll nevvvvvvver turn down a white russian. It's funny, I can't drink wine or beer - If I drink, I have to drink the harder stuff. And thank you - I love my avatar. It was custom-drawn for me by Craig Thompson himself - if you haven't read Blankets yet, you need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Im about to get off. To watch a movie? yes we are finishing Closer, but I will be on later like at midnight then I will join. lol Mmm, I loooooved Closer. Clive Owen is teh sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Yes I just watched it and I thought it was great and I agree Clive Owen is the sexy and Natalie Portman isnt bad either (a little skinny though). SPOILER: I thought that at the end everyone should have ended up alone, but that's just me. What do you think? Do you think it ended great or would you have changed it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Yes I just watched it and I thought it was great and I agree Clive Owen is the sexy and Natalie Portman isnt bad either (a little skinny though).SPOILER: I thought that at the end everyone should have ended up alone, but that's just me. What do you think? Do you think it ended great or would you have changed it? I agree - But think about this - Which is worse, being single and alone where you have the opportunity to make a fresh start - yeah your heart was broken, but you can move on - or being doomed to be stuck in a rocky relationship because you're a depression junkie, where you wind up absolutely miserable for as long as you tell yourself you can tolerate just because it's the right thing to do, staying married to this person you hurt - and who hurt you - because there's some twisted form of love left there? Dan and Alice got the best deal from the situation, I think. Alice especially. It takes a lot of guts to say "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye. Now go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 That is true, I didnt look at it that way. Thanks for opening my eyes. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 That is true, I didnt look at it that way. Thanks for opening my eyes. lol I do what I can ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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