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[ChristyandJake]

So, more stupid questions....

Who's your favorite actor, that you would see in anything?

who's your fav. actress?

do you like ATHF?

Do you still watch cartoons?

[ChristyandJake]

if you could be any cartoon character who would you be?

if you could have sex with any cartoon who would it be male and female?

Do you believe that when you sneeze your soul is trying to escape and if someone doesnt say bless you, it does escape?

That wasnt worded very well, but you know what I mean lol

[Jesi]

So, more stupid questions....

Who's your favorite actor, that you would see in anything?

who's your fav. actress?

do you like ATHF?

Do you still watch cartoons?

 

I don't have an absolute favorite actor or actress, really. I love english actors though, Jude Law, Paul Bettany, Jason Statham, Ewan MacGregor, Clive Owen... It's all in the accent, really, plus I like that most of them look their best when they're really rugged. I also have much love for Simon Pegg though he just makes me laugh :-D

 

Actresses... I like a LOT of them... hahaha... I have a list but most of them I like because I'm a shallow person and they're really hot... Don't get me wrong there are a lot that I enjoy for their acting ability, both boys and girls, but c'mon, let's face it... When they're up on the screen, or on the cover of People Magazine... the first thing you notice is the way they look.

 

Anyway. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I have to be honest, I've never seen it, as I can't be bothered to pay for cable. I do hear though that it's pretty funny in a wacky sort of way, so maybe someday when I can afford TV, I'll have to check it out.

 

And on occasion, when I have access to someone else's TV, I do enjoy watching cartoons. Who doesn't???

 

 

if you could be any cartoon character who would you be?

if you could have sex with any cartoon who would it be male and female?

Do you believe that when you sneeze your soul is trying to escape and if someone doesnt say bless you, it does escape?

That wasnt worded very well, but you know what I mean lol

 

If I could BE any cartoon character... I think I might be Belle, from Disney's Beauty & The Beast. She's a good girl, but definitely defies social convention. She's a free spirit, a bookworm, kinda geeky, but adorable all the same. She's got an adventurous personality, and she's got a strong bullshit meter - she's able to see through the superficial idiots of the world, and able to have her eyes opened to the beauty that lays just beneath the surface of what the rest of the world might misconstrue. Plus shes a hell of a kisser - I mean, c'mon, how sexy is it when she grabs the prince by the back of the head and plants one on him? That was HOT.

 

If I could nail any cartoon character... Female would probably be Belle, again. Same reasons as above. Male, I dunno. There's a lot of handsome characters out there but none that really make me go "Damn I wish that guy was real..."

 

And no, I don't believe your soul escapes when someone doesn't say "Bless You" when you sneeze. Lord knows my soul would have escaped a long time ago if that were the case... wait... where'd it go??

[Silent Bob]

In that case, they say that a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm. Do you believe that?

 

Can I still ask questions in here? It's gone all pink on me.

 

Why has everyone abandoned my question thread? Have you turned them all against me?

[ChristyandJake]

hahah yes good question about the sneeze, maybe it would explain why i love sneezing (cept in public when slober flies out my mouth lol)

 

I just havent had any questions to ask you SB. I'll think of some.

 

Ruby-Do you love the Powder Room?

what do you think about the women having their own forum thingy doowop?

[ChristyandJake]

I just made brownies from the box you know? and they are awesome and warm and make me feel good inside when I eat them.

 

My question is, can you make them from scratch? Im pretty sure you can, you can make everything from scratch.

Do you have a recipe and if so are they just as good or better than the box ones? cause they're pretty fucking awesome. lol

[SuperEeyore]

I just made brownies from the box you know? and they are awesome and warm and make me feel good inside when I eat them.

 

My question is, can you make them from scratch? Im pretty sure you can, you can make everything from scratch.

Do you have a recipe and if so are they just as good or better than the box ones? cause they're pretty fucking awesome. lol

 

 

Fudgy Brownies

 

Instant coffee in the batter intensifies the chocolate flavor. Beating the sugar and eggs together gives the baked brownies a crackly surface.

 

1 cup sugar

2 large eggs

1 tablespoon hot water

2 teaspoons instant coffee granules

1/4 cup butter, melted

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 cup all-purpose flour

2/3 cup unsweetened cocoa

1/4 teaspoon salt

Cooking spray

1 tablespoon powdered sugar (optional)

 

Preheat oven to 325°.

Place sugar and eggs in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at high speed until thick and pale (about 5 minutes). Combine hot water and coffee granules, stirring until coffee granules dissolve. Add coffee mixture, butter, and vanilla extract to sugar mixture; beat at low speed until combined.

 

Lightly spoon flour into a dry measuring cup; level with a knife. Combine flour, cocoa, and salt, stirring with a whisk. Gradually add flour mixture to sugar mixture, stirring just until moist (batter will be thick).

 

Spread batter into an 8-inch square baking pan coated with cooking spray. Bake at 325° for 23 minutes or until brownies spring back when touched lightly in center. Cool in pan on a wire rack. Garnish brownies with powdered sugar, if desired.

[ChristyandJake]

awesome lol man i fucking love brownies

 

okay, now......how would I go about making pot-brownies or potnies hhahahaha thats totally what im calling them lol

[The NZA]

Holy crap, Isa, thats a lotta ingredients...is there a lower-maintentence way to pull it off? Just wonderin, i swear to god im workin on cooking when i get my next paycheck or two.

 

Would i be objectifying if i made a "cooking" thread in your new forum? Would it be cooler if a guy started it, or should i wait on one of ya'll? Cause fuck, i need to learn, and im apparently not taking in "Cooking for Dummies" by osmosis.

[SuperEeyore]

Pot brownies....

 

 

Coffee grinder works the best.

Then use any BROWNIE MIX or, which would be better, put the green powder in a pot , add some butter and simmer on low heat until butter gets golden-brown - it helps to extract your beloved chemical compound out of the grass.

Then add butter to mix and bake as instructions say.

Then allow yourself 3-7 hours of experience.

For a bag of mix I would use 2 handful of a substance (1 oz)

[ChristyandJake]

oh man a cooking thread would be awesome and SuperE and RA could put all kinds of recipes then we could have like recipe of the day or week, that would be awesome lol and we could comment on whether we liked it or not after we made it, cause I would totally make some stuff if y'all put recipes on here lol

[SuperEeyore]

::poof:: thread created...

[Jesi]

In that case, they say that a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm. Do you believe that?

 

Can I still ask questions in here? It's gone all pink on me.

 

Why has everyone abandoned my question thread? Have you turned them all against me?

 

First of all, I am sSOOO sorry I've abandoned this thing... I didn't realize it had been moved to the wee-men section and the link on the Forum Pubs hadn't changed. So here I am again.

 

1) Yes, I do believe a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm. What I can't figure out is why when you have a sneezing fit, you wind up feeling so miserable. 'cos seriously, you sneeze enough times to have three or four solid orgasms!

 

 

2) Yes you can. As can anybody else interested.

 

3) Yes I have. They're mine now, mine! MUAHAHAHA!

No, seriously. I don't know, maybe everybody's just asked youe verything there is to be asked.

[Jesi]

hahah yes good question about the sneeze, maybe it would explain why i love sneezing (cept in public when slober flies out my mouth lol)

 

I just havent had any questions to ask you SB. I'll think of some.

 

Ruby-Do you love the Powder Room?

what do you think about the women having their own forum thingy doowop?

 

I do love the powder room. I'm a lazy slag and haven't checked for it in a while so I was pleasantly surprised to find it only today. I'm incredibly surprised and happy that my banner was the one chosen to represent the forum, but I think the other ones would have done just as well.

 

I think the women having their own forum is fantastic. I've made a special bookmark for it in my bookmark bar just next to the Hondos Bar link so that I can check it as frequently as I check in on Hondos - every ten minutes LOL!

[Jesi]

I just made brownies from the box you know? and they are awesome and warm and make me feel good inside when I eat them.

 

My question is, can you make them from scratch? Im pretty sure you can, you can make everything from scratch.

Do you have a recipe and if so are they just as good or better than the box ones? cause they're pretty fucking awesome. lol

 

Gosh do I have some catching up to do... hehe

 

I love brownies as much as the next cat, but sadly I've never made them from scratch. I do, however, have some fantastic ideas for making brownies from the box, which I'll post in what has become the new cooking thread :-D

[Jesi]

 

Fudgy Brownies

 

Instant coffee in the batter intensifies the chocolate flavor. Beating the sugar and eggs together gives the baked brownies a crackly surface.

 

1  cup sugar

2  large eggs

1  tablespoon hot water

2  teaspoons instant coffee granules

1/4  cup butter, melted

1  teaspoon vanilla extract

1  cup all-purpose flour

2/3  cup unsweetened cocoa

1/4  teaspoon salt

Cooking spray

1  tablespoon powdered sugar (optional)

 

Preheat oven to 325°.

Place sugar and eggs in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at high speed until thick and pale (about 5 minutes). Combine hot water and coffee granules, stirring until coffee granules dissolve. Add coffee mixture, butter, and vanilla extract to sugar mixture; beat at low speed until combined.

 

Lightly spoon flour into a dry measuring cup; level with a knife. Combine flour, cocoa, and salt, stirring with a whisk. Gradually add flour mixture to sugar mixture, stirring just until moist (batter will be thick).

 

Spread batter into an 8-inch square baking pan coated with cooking spray. Bake at 325° for 23 minutes or until brownies spring back when touched lightly in center. Cool in pan on a wire rack. Garnish brownies with powdered sugar, if desired.

 

 

That sounds FANTASTIC, Isa - now I wanna go make brownies... No! Must continue replying!

[MetalHeart]

Can bears really smell the menstruation like Brick T. said?

[Jesi]

Can bears really smell the menstruation like Brick T. said?

 

*enters animal-geek mode*

Bears rely primarily on their sense of smell - it's been said that bears have the keenest sense of smell in the world, which says a lot, considering a common wolf has a sense of smell up to 1 million times better than that of an average human being. A bear can hear normal conversation up to 300 meters away, and can hear the click of a camera shutter or the cocking of a gun's hammer at up to 50 meters, however their sense of vision is unremarkable, being equated at that of a human being. So it stands to reason that yes, a bear could smell a menstruating woman as easily as he could smell any other type of prey. In the woods, you'd be picked up via scent first, then you'd be heard, then you'd be seen. And if you're close enough to be seen by a bear that's already smelled fresh blood, you're better of tucking your head between your knees and kissing your own ass good bye. That, or you'd better be a goddamn track star and run like hell.

[MetalHeart]

When watching porn, which gets you horny/off the most? Audio or Visual?

 

If you could have a threesome with ANY hondonion, who would it be?

 

Are these questions out of line?

 

 

 

(I also asked yo man the same ones)

[Jesi]

When watching porn, which gets you horny/off the most? Audio or Visual?

 

If you could have a threesome with ANY hondonion, who would it be?

 

Are these questions out of line?

(I also asked yo man the same ones)

 

I'm a visual person mostly. The audio in most porn is horrible anyway. It's totally dubbed and the background music is cheap.

 

If I could have a threesome with ANY hondonian? Aw, jeez, this is a tough one. I can't even make a short-list, really, because everybody's fantastic as far as personality and looks go. I'd say "anybody who's interested" and leave it at that. ;)

 

And no, no question is out of line. A little odd sometimes, but never out of line.

[ChristyandJake]

Yes there are a lot of hot girls on here, it would be hard to choose.

 

Do you want to see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Im going tomorrow with a bunch of people invluding POD and MH I believe.

What do you think about it?

Did you read the book? ts hilarious.

What is your favorite author or book?

If not a favorite who do you read the most of?

What is your favorite genre of book?

Do you like things in the butt?

hahahaha I had to break up all that seriousness lol

[Jesi]

Yes there are a lot of hot girls on here, it would be hard to choose.

 

Do you want to see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Im going tomorrow with a bunch of people invluding POD and MH I believe.

What do you think about it?

Did you read the book? ts hilarious.

What is your favorite author or book?

If not a favorite who do you read the most of?

What is your favorite genre of book?

Do you like things in the butt?

hahahaha I had to break up all that seriousness lol

 

1) Yes, yes I do want to see HHGTTG. I'm pissed as hell that I had to work so late tonight, else I'd be out watching it RIGHT NOW.

2) I think the idea of making a movie from the book is fantastic, and from the previews I'd say that the characters were pretty well demonstrated, and the environment is off-the-wall funny.

3) I did read the book, though like many it's been ages since I've read it.

4/5/6) My favorite author is Patricia Cornwell. I'm an amateur fan of forensic science and she really puts a lot of intelligence into her books. I also very much have enjoyed Dan Brown's books, especially Angels & Demons. I really think they should make A&D before they make The DaVinci Code - I liked A&D more, hands down. I like dramatic thriller books with just an air of mystery and enough ties to reality to make me think.

7) It's something I enjoy occasionally, though not too often.

 

NEXT!

[ChristyandJake]

I always meant to read A&D I read the DaVinci Code and liked it, not the best thing I've read but interesting nonetheless. I am only half-way through HHGTTG, but it is hilarious. My dad has the British TV version, that I have never seen but heard it was hilarious, not only b/c of what it was based off of, but also b/c it was so low budget. lol I also think it is hilarious how he changed the story everytime it went to a new media. lol We are all going tomorrow 7:45 if you want to meet us in Texas and go with us lol I will think of more questions later I just wanted to chat with you, as well as one can chat on a posting forum lol

[Jesi]

I always meant to read A&D I read the DaVinci Code and liked it, not the best thing I've read but interesting nonetheless. I am only half-way through HHGTTG, but it is hilarious. My dad has the British TV version, that I have never seen but heard it was hilarious, not only b/c of what it was based off of, but also b/c it was so low budget. lol I also think it is hilarious how he changed the story everytime it went to a new media. lol We are all going tomorrow 7:45 if you want to meet us in Texas and go with us lol    I will think of more questions later I just wanted to chat with you, as well as one can chat on a posting forum lol 

 

Definitely read A&D, then go back and read DaVinci again. It will pull everything together for you, because DaVinci is a continuation of A&D. I also suggest picking up the illustrated version of DaVinci because it gives you a much better picture into where they all are, what's going on, what they're looking at and describing. It pulls you in a little more, I think.

 

As far as HHGTTG, DJ has a copy around here SOMEWHERE in this disaster area of an apartment, and if I can find it, the way I read, I might be able to put it away before tonight, where I hope to be going to see it. Sadly I won't make it to texas by then, as awesome as that would be, but I'm sure it'll be fun anyway. Other than the book I've never seen or heard any of the other forms it's taken so this will be interesting.

 

And if ever you want to just chitchat, IM me!! AIM: xI INAMORATA Ix

[Silent Bob]

DaVinci was a little bit of a letdown after Angels & Demons. I don't know why it became the more popular of the two. Angels & Demons was just so much more.