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Shit, it all depends on the mood. I mean, if I'm feeling rowdy, and I'm with people who know the words, Irish drinking ballads are always a blast, like The Wild Rover, and The LEaving of Liverpool. If I'm drinking in a dive bar, and I'm feeling sort of maudlin, then it's all about Tom Waits. A hot day BBQ by the pool: Zepplin, The Dead, Dylan, y'know, classic rock stuff. Or Reggae. It depends on who else is at the BBQ and if there's a lot of ganja involved or not. Thats all for now!

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Stroke this.

 

Been putting CDs together for the big Hallowen Eve party.

 

Can't wait.

 

Plenty of costumes. Plenty of girls. Plenty of alcohol. Plenty of suggestive songs. :)

 

A friend of mine called and asked me to burn Strokin' by Clarence Cater.

 

:yup:

 

Now the last thing I want is drunk bastards stumbling up to me every five minutes, saying "Play that 'Strokin' song. Goddamn, that's one funny motherfuckin' song!"

 

I hate the song "Strokin". Maybe it's a Boston thing. I got the tune stuck in my damn head now.

 

If I hear that fuckin' song I might drink as much alcohol as possible and then pass out in the hallway with the front door to my place wide open and my pants around my ankles for all the revelers to see.

 

"Strokin".

 

Fuck that. I hate the damned song with a passion.

 

I figure I've heard the song thousands of times at parties. it's like "Magaritaville" and "Sweet Caroline". Old songs that usually get spun right around the same time everyone is usually blitzed and group song breaks out with all fucked up drunk lyrics.

 

It is funny shit for sure.

 

I can see it now...

 

Person at Party- "Anything by KC & The Sunshine Band?"

Me- "Get Out." :bored:

 

Person at Party- "No "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight" or "Shake Shake Shake Your Booty"?"

Me- "God no." :blink:

 

Person at Party- "YMCA"?

Me- "Uhhhh...a song about finding gay love at a Christian men's association.

No." :date:

 

Ahhhh wait..."The Hokey Pokey"!! :love:

 

Sure. The Hokey Pokey. Of course, when it gets to putting your "backside" in and encouraging a roomful of people to rub their asses together, we are talking party time, Woody. :2T:

 

At least until someone comes up and tells me to "Play that funky music, white boy."

 

Then ... at which point ... I'll go ahead and break out the Outkast. :thug:

 

 

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On a sidenote-

 

If anyone has any ideas or suggestions for some cool party/drinking music. Post em for me? Thanks. :)

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Fuckin' Strokin' - Clarence Carter MP3

 

Strokin' by Clarence Carter.

 

When I start makin´ love

I don´t just make love...

I be strokin´

That´s what I be doin´, huh

I be strokin´

 

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best

I be strokin´

 

Let me ask you somethin´...

What time of the day do you like to make love

Have you ever made love just before breakfast

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on a couch

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car

And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

 

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best

I be strokin´

 

Let me ask you something...

How long has it been since you made love, huh?

Did you make love yesterday

Did you make love last week

Did you make love last year

Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight

But just remember, when you start making love

You make it hard, long, soft, short

And be strokin´

I be strokin´

 

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh

I be strokin´

 

Now when I start making love to my woman

I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified

And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified

´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name

She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter

Clarence Carter,

 

ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´

 

The other night I was strokin´ my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast

If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

 

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh

I be strokin´

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I be strokin´, Yeah!

I be strokin´

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The Refreshements' Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy, a CD about drinking, women and crime. It's a beaut.

 

Well, is it true it's always happy hour here?

And if it is I'd like to stay awhile.

As cliche as it may sound

I'd like to raise another round,

and if your bottle's empty help yourself to mine.

Thank you for your time. And here's to life!

 

doesn't get much better than that.

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