MusicManiac Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 From Sig- Why do women like guys who arent the greatest to them, and the guys who would give them the world...they want when they are older? Why not just right away? You know. I honestly think it depends on the girl. Many women are indecisive. I've got a couple of other theories about this subject that I've come up with which seem plausible. Here's a good read. "Women are excellent teachers of the bitter lesson that being a nice guy does not get a man laid. An "average" guy (who is often the one most capable of love and trust) is routinely brushed off as a "loser", and passed over for an abusive jerk who. . .disappears. So in a woman's mind, if a man is nice, he's weak. The nice guy wanders through life in a state of psychic castration, his heart scarred by the talons of female avarice and flawed psychology. He is a poor fool who has listened too literally to the women who lie that what they want from men is adoration and understanding. He has not suffered enough trial and error to lay bare the clandestine agendas of the female gender. "But what of the "bad boy" phenomenon? Every man knows, or has seen in action, that the more he abuses women, the more successful he will be in attracting them; and the nicer he is, the more likely he will wind up as a "friend". But most men are socialized to cultivate harmony, not discord, and so they refuse to participate in such pathology. Most men are nice guys, who have no interest in acting like jerks to women. Logic would suggest that a woman would want to avoid being brutalized... "The answer has to be unraveled from the tangled mess of feminine psychology. What a woman really wants is a rich bastard who turns out in the end to be a nice guy [to her] -- he is the storybook hero of her novels and soap operas. But she will settle -- for the short term, at least -- for a poor thug who can offer her excitement. In her muddled vision of the world, she equates abusive behavior with earning power, because she assumes that television and the movies actually mirror reality, so that successful men are always conniving, ruthless, and underhanded. Bad boys are untamed and reckless and charged with sexuality. They are a "challenge" (meaning that they don't instantly fall prey to her Pussy Power). Flexing their Neanderthal biceps they are apt to drag her off to the nearest cave, and she can feel -- for once -- powerless in their grip, a rape fantasy come to life. A woman's hormone-driven "logic" will equate excitement with money. . .She glories in the sensation of raw adventure -- it is the same thrill which ripples through her when a rich boyfriend pampers her and indulges her every whim. For as long as she dallies with the bad boy -- and it will be brief because his budget is in his pants -- she can afford to let herself be wild, to experience unfettered humanity, to freely express her sexuality as nature intended. For a few racing heartbeats she will cease to be a whore and become a human being. "And when the fling is over, her "morality" has not been compromised in any way -- she can reconstruct her delusional self-image by accusing the bad boy of abusing her." "...nurturing men are vulnerable not only because they treat women as equals, but because most women don't even think of or treat them like real men. ... A 'nice guy' is to women what the virginal whore is to men -- fantasy. Hence, nice guys have good reason to fear women..." - Rod Van Mechelen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 hey, so...how hard is it to get your medics? especially if youre horribly unnerved by IV's, and not really inlcined to ALS, and kinda just want to be a firefighter...? I hear omega codes are a bit much at first...how many clinical hours did you have to do? goddammit, i wish BLS was enough. I just dont wanna get stuck on rescue for a long time, was hopin to get hired EMT/fire and squat on an engine, you know? ps haha nice doors tribute back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 pps you ever look up your own name in the national registry site online? i did tonight, thought it was cool to see my shit there, and only slightly sad. http://www.nremt.org/about/displayEMTDetai...le=&last=custer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 you never did answer SoF other question, Why do so many yanks try to claim their irishness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I'd have to say Jump, and Dance the Night Away are my VH favs and Cougar's Small Town and Jack & Diane ... there is one more that I cant remember the name... possibly Hurts so Good. very thurough sir. What about Blink 182? what is your take on people like Weird Al or Adam Sandler and their guitar songs... or Steven Lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 how am i supposed to call you if i don't have your number? also to further your reading on the whole 'why are women retarded, i mean, always going after the not-nice guy' thing, i would suggest you read some of david deangelo's stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 oh, he told me to have you call me... and uhm.. set you up with me..I mean HIM HIM, totally him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 From IC- Hey- so, hard is it to get your medics? especially if youre horribly unnerved by IV's, and not really inlcined to ALS, and kinda just want to be a firefighter...? I hear omega codes are a bit much at first...how many clinical hours did you have to do? You need about 1,100 training hours and about 100 clinical ED hours in total. Here's the Official Mass. site if your interested and wanna poke around... http://www.mass.gov/dph/oems/ ---------> EMT-Paramedic. Skills include: Basic skills plus IV, ET, LMA/Combitube/EGTA, cardiac monitoring, defibrillation, transcutaneous cardiac pacing, drug therapy, pediatric and neonatal care. Hours of training: 1,050 minimum. Certification requirements: Basic EMT certification, ACLS certification, complete an approved Paramedic course that includes: DOT 1998 curriculum; hospital clinical practicums in ED, IV, OB/Gyn, OR (for ET), pedi/neonate, psych; field internship, 80 hours minimum. There are minimum skill performance qualifications for hospital and field internship. Recertification requirements: DOT level 1998 Paramedic Refresher course (minimum 48 hours), 25 additional hours of approved EMT-Paramedic level continuing education, recertification in ACLS and provider BLS-CPR/AED credential. Reciprocity. A candidate who is licensed/certified in another state and has passed a state-approved practical examination in order to become licensed/certified is required to successfully complete the Massachusetts EMT written examination only; for all EMT levels. - A candidate who is licensed/certified in another state and did not pass a state-approved practical examination, in order to become licensed/certified is required to successfully complete both the Massachusetts EMT written and practical examinations. All others who qualify will complete written and practical examinations, along with meeting Massachusetts training requirements. ---------------------------------------- EMT-Basic. Skills include: Airway management with oral/nasal airways, pocket masks, B-V-M units, oxygen powered resuscitators, oral suctioning, CPR and S/AED, bleeding control, splinting, supplemental oxygen, assessment, childbirth, spinal immobilization, use of Epi-Pen and aspirin, assisted medications and other skills in 1994 DOT EMT-B curriculum. Administration of Albuterol is an optional skill for EMT-B ambulance services. Hours of training: Minimum 110-hour EMT-B DOT curriculum training course. Certification requirements: Initial certification —Current provider BLS-CPR/AED certificate, pass training course, along with state administered written and practical skills examinations. Recertification requirements: Current BLS-CPR/AED certificate, 24-hour EMT-B Refresher course and 28 additional hours of approved continuing- education courses every two years. goddammit, i wish BLS was enough. I just dont wanna get stuck on rescue for a long time, was hopin to get hired EMT/fire and squat on an engine, you know? **What about this? Does the FD have inncentive pay scale based on level of qualification? EMT-Intermediate. Skills include: Basic EMT skills plus adult and pediatric endotracheal intubation (ET) and IV fluid replacement. Hours of training: 185–220. Certification requirements: Basic EMT certification, complete an approved EMT-I course that includes: DOT curriculum; hospital clinical practicum; field internship, 80 hours minimum. There are minimum skill performance requirements for hospital and field internship. Recertification requirements: DOT level EMT-Basic refresher plus EMT-Intermediate add-on refresher course (minimum 36 hours), 28 additional hours of approved EMT-Intermediate level continuing education and current provider BLS-CPR/AED credential. ** Here's a link with the codes... They are hard to learn at first but then become second nature when you realize that they are the assesment itself. Kinda like "Open door get in, put key in ignition, turn key, start car...etc." AVPU scale etc. http://home.webryders.net/surry/27codes.html 23-Omega-1 Conscious and alert (ages 1 through 11) 23-B-1 Conscious and alert (age less than 1 or 12 or older) 23-C-1 Not alert (unable to talk) 23-C-2 Abnormal breathing 23-C-3 Antidepressants (tricyclic) 23-C-4 Cocaine 23-C-5 Acid or lye (alkali) 23-C-6 Violent 23-D-1 Unconscious 23-D-2 Severe respiratory distress you ever look up your own name in the national registry site online? i did tonight, thought it was cool to see my shit there, and only slightly sad. Cool Link. You can view your continuing ed course credits there too. Yeah? __________________________________ From Nanno- you never did answer SoF other question, Why do so many yanks try to claim their irishness? I don't pretend to know about other people. I know one thing. I am of Irish descent and I am proud of that. ________________________________ From Sig- What about Blink 182? I was never a big big fan of them to tell the truth. Although some of the material is ok, I just never got deep into them at all. what is your take on people like Weird Al or Adam Sandler and their guitar songs... or Steven Lynch? Funny shit. I love the Thanksgiving/Lunch Lady stuff from Sandler. The other stuff is just "tongue" in cheek humor. I don't think anyone seriously spins Weird Al stuff all day in their MP 3 player. or do they? All good fun. ______________________________ from Def how am i supposed to call you if i don't have your number? Ask and ye shall recieve my lady... _____________________________________ from sig- oh, he told me to have you call me... and uhm.. set you up with me..I mean HIM HIM, totally him Eat ya heart out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Why don't people ask me lotsa questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 The good news is you don't have to be white or a member of the IRA to party like it's AD 325. Everybody's Irish at Hondos! Of course, the Irish are best known for 3 things: Drinking, policework, and elegant poetry and prose. OK, that and dominating Boston politics. I love being Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Thanks for the help, man - im just delaying the inevitable. Acutally, FL doesnt believe in EMT-I's, you know that? Just like GA dont take EMT-B's. Anyway....what's goin on with you these days, mysterio? Why havent you replied to my PM's? Got me worried yesterday....dont gotta air out your business here, but respond whichever way you're gonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 Yeah, The problem seems to have corrected itself... for now... I'll call ya either way by the 2 choices ya gave me in pm... but okey dokey 4 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 If I cum now, will it be too soon or why guys are quiet in bed- a theory. I was having this conversation with friends the other day, Anyway, someone asked a mother of a question, "Why are guys so quiet in bed?" And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer. Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally be true that the guy's job, (at least in my experience) is to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what I've got to offer. Again, I can't speak for anyone else; this is just in my personal experience as of late. Not only am I thinking during sex, I am multi-tasking. My neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as my penis is pounding about. Just what is going through my head during sex? I'm glad you asked. Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex: _______________________________________ "Alright, time for some action" "I hope I don't fuck up this time" "Is that the right hole?" "Oh wait, there it is" "All right, lets start out slow" It isn't long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic. BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved." BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her?" BRAIN: "She's making noises!" BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?" BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little" BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now" BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that" BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit" ............................. BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that" BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?" BRAIN: "Fuck it, lets try a different position" WOMAN: "OUCH!" BRAIN: "Yeah… WOMAN: "What are you doing?" BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!" BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!" BRAIN: "Open flaps" BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged" BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters" BRAIN: "Systems check" ME: "You alright?" WOMAN: "Uh...Yeah" BRAIN: "No system damage" ME: "Alright, lets try this again" —five minutes later the computer called brain pretty much takes over— BRAIN: "Alright, back on track" BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position" BRAIN: "C'mon.... C'mon!" BRAIN: "Hold it...Hold it..." COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING! COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR BRAIN: "Oh shit" COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet! Fucking not yet!" BRAIN: "Just a little longer" COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it" BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override" COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________ BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out" COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!" COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED.... TARGET LOCKED BRAIN:"If I cum now, will it be too soon?" BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?" BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?" COMPUTER: COMPUTER: BRAIN: "Must...hold.... on" COMPUTER: BRAIN: "can't...hold it" COMPUTER: BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now" COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING" COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING" WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?" ME: Yeah...my head hurts...." WOMAN: "Sorry" ME: No, the other head" WOMAN: "What?" ME: Nothing... God I'm tired" ME: Did you cum?" WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice" ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice" WOMAN: "You're so weird" ME: You should try being the pilot next time" WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee" So, now you know why that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face is funny… Its not pain. Its not pleasure. It is deep, hard, seething thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 Finger Salute Dearest Internet Provider, I kindly offer you this view of both of my extended middle fingers for telling me that the DSL would be turned on yesterday, only to have no record of me placing an order BECAUSE YOU DON'T OFFER DSL IN MY AREA. This would have been nice to have known TEN DAYS AGO WHEN I PLACED MY FRICKIN' ORDER. I hope you can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can. Regards, Bummed out in Boston... ........................./´¯/) ......................,/¯..// ...................../..../ / ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´(..´......,~/'...') .........\.................\/..../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 hahah the whole sex conversation in your head, was fucking hilarious, hahah Ill have to ask Jake if his is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 what shampoo do you use? do you ever use conditioner in your hair? are they prescription glasses or just for fun? what is your most memorable day? how'd you come up with the babo idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 what shampoo do you use?do you ever use conditioner in your hair? are they prescription glasses or just for fun? what is your most memorable day? how'd you come up with the babo idea? * I use the TreSemme or Suave for Men. * Prescription - I am near sighted unfortunately, but the script is minor and basically I wear them to drive, watch TV or to get details on something pretty far off. I forget what my vision numbers are. * Just came to mind out of the friggen blue on Babo, scary the shit your mind can come up with...lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 hahah the whole sex conversation in your head, was fucking hilarious, hahah Ill have to ask Jake if his is the same. Well? what he say??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Let's play twenty questions!! Yay! 1. Ever been skinny dipping? 2. What's your middle name? 3. Pepsi or Coke? 4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 5. Ever had fun with a girl in a school girl uniform? 6. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? 7. What type pf car do you drive? 8. What type of car do you wish you could drive? 9. Would you ever visit France? 10. What was the one thing you were scared of as a kid? 11. Have you ever hit on a waitress? 12. Have you ever worn make up? 13. Would you ever wear a dress? 14. If you were to direct a porn movie, what title would it have? 15. Who would be the leading lady? 16. What's your favorite color? 17. Ever had athletes foot? 18. Do you dream in color? 19. Would you ever go to a nude resort, like Hedonism or Hedonism II? 20. What's your dog's name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted December 3, 2005 Author Share Posted December 3, 2005 Let's play twenty questions!! Yay! - from FireDownBelow 1. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes. A few times. Once in a neighbors pool, once in Jamaica at midnight and once in Aspen in a jacuzzi. I remember being so "free" ... LOL. 2. What's your middle name? Jon (not Jonathan not Jonah.... Jon after my grandfather) 3. Pepsi or Coke? Coke, although I can drink pepsi on occassion if pressed. 4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 19...yeah I was 19 when I lost it to a 18 year old girl who was also a virgin, I remember it was quite a horrible experiance actually and lasted very close to 4 minutes in all its hyped up glory... 5. Ever had fun with a girl in a school girl uniform? Please reference above question, Long Live Elizabeth...LOL. 6. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Coffee or Vanilla Bean. 7. What type pf car do you drive? Chevy Trailblazer. I've had it for a few years now and Its a sweet ride. 8. What type of car do you wish you could drive? Porshe 911, Chevy Avalanche or a Lincoln Navigator. 9. Would you ever visit France? Sure. The City of perpetual Romance? Why not. I'd like to hang off the Eiffel Tower for shits and giggles... (not) I'm afraid of heights... 10. What was the one thing you were scared of as a kid? It is a dream that I have still on occassion to this day. Still a nightmare that from time to time still returns... In it- I am being chased by a maniacl machete weidling villian, much like Jason in friday the 13th. He has no mask, and no face for that matter, it is "rubbed" out and "blurred" in the dream. He chases me until I can not run anymore and everytime I wake up or think that I am woken up he returns and chases me again, almost like Nightmare on Elm street. I am not really out of the dream. There is more detail to the story but that's the gist of it. 11. Have you ever hit on a waitress? Moi? ... hey you're talking about Captain Charisma here... 12. Have you ever worn make-up? On Halloween for costumes but otherwise no. Unless you count the lipstick smears from Aunt Margaret at family get togethers after a cheek pinching smooch fest. 13. Would you ever wear a dress? Only if it would get me starring role in a Hollywood film and bolster my flailing acting career. Otherwise..ummmm prolly not. 14. If you were to direct a porn movie, what title would it have? Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy. 15. Who would be the leading lady? 3 way tie- Jenna Jameson, Alley Baggett or Tawny Roberts. 16. What's your favorite color? Blue/Black 17. Ever had athletes foot? Nope. I'm scratching just thinking about it. I never Thank God got it and I played sports almost all my life. 18. Do you dream in color? I think I have. do day dreams count? What is color anyway? 19. Would you ever go to a nude resort, like Hedonism or Hedonism II? Yes I would. Read about it, it is definately something that entices my interest, but then again I love the Carribean and I'm a horn ball so..... 20. What's your dog's name? A bully named Sir Bailey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Sir Bailey? Hurmm... Does that have anything to do with Bailey's Liquer I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 How have you been? Haven't talked to you in a while. How's work? life? and everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 Bailey's IRISH Cream... Yes Siree... Christy, I have been OK, its the Holidays so I'm trying to recapture that "Christmas" feeling and that will make all this more worthwhile, other than that I am good, just dealing with the everyday toils of life I suppose... Drop me a line anytime, here or on yahoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I KNEW IT! I am psychic. All hail the queen of prognostication. Oh, did I say that out loud? Kay, I'll stuff my ego back into its box now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 2 hours of sex? How can you go 2 hours and not pop? Was it hard? I mean the not popping, not your ding-a-ling. Why would you do that to yourself? lol Jake doesn't last more than 20 minutes ever and usually it's just 5, and that's fine by me, I'd be so sore after 2 hours I wouldn't be able to walk the next day. What's your favortie kind of outer wear? What are you doing for Christmas? Do you hate that people abbreviate Christmas with X-mas? or do you not care? How did you come with the Dear God, letters? Why are you so awesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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