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Here's one for you Arch. Well, more a request than a question. Would you post a picture of yourself?

 

And now to be fair.

 

Waht historical figure would you like to have lunch with?

 

What part of the body do you consider to a 'window' the soul? Eyes, or perhaps somethng else?

 

Were you ever afraid of the dark?

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Does a two party system work?

 

Yes. However, it's a unique system of government which only we have managed adapt to. The fact that it works is obvious. Now, is it perfect? Hardly. No such thing, really.

 

 

Also, who's your favourite LOTR character and why?

 

Sam. He's the most developed character in the trilogy, and I actually believe the story is really about him.

 

Here's one for you Arch. Well, more a request than a question. Would you post a picture of yourself?

 

JessysProm.jpg

 

Me and the girlfriend about 2 years ago. This was at her prom. lol it was funny being the only person there under 30 legally able to consume alcohol.

Waht historical figure would you like to have lunch with?

 

Reagan

 

What part of the body do you consider to a 'window' the soul? Eyes, or perhaps somethng else?

 

Definitely the eyes. there's something about the eyes that show so much about who and what a person truly is. Nothing shows emotion like the way someone looks at you, be it fear, loathing, anger, passion, or love. The eyes are the only truth to be found in a person, and he who can conceal his thoughts and make his eyes unreadable is a dangerous individual.

 

 

Were you ever afraid of the dark?

 

No. Though, when I'm sleeping, leave it that way, please. Light can be most bothersome.

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Great: Ronald W. Reagan.  We live in a very different world today because of him.

It's true. The other day I took the Roland Reagan causeway from the Roland Reagan center to Roland Reagan International Airport, and I thought to myself, why am I still paying for everything in dollars? Why can't I pay for everything in Reagans. And why are there the things we drive on called streets and avenue instead of Reagans and Rolands? I could say "Oh, I live on the corner of 107th Reagan and 40th Roland." IS that too much too ask for? Underrated my ass.

 

What do you want to do with your law degree-to-be?

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He wants to defend the defense of marriage act, what else?

 

On a more serious note, I would fuck on Ann Coultore very, very hard. Not because I think she's hot, but just to hear her scream my name and slap her ass.

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What do you want to do with your law degree-to-be?

 

Focusing on Constitutional Law, really. More than likely clerk for a judge. Probably join some group or other that's aligned with my views. Teach for a while, give something back. I have a number of things I wish to do.

 

lol The Vagrant. I have heard much of you. Your reputation preceeds you, sir.

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So how long till you go from Elizabeth Hurley to a gap toothed hooker?

 

I'm Archangel...not Hugh Grant. I forsee NO Cocoa's in my future, thank you very much.

 

By the way that is a nice picture of you and Jessie, I wasn't aware that evil junior republicans can be photographed, I bet you can cast a reflection too huh?

 

Yup. I can even cross running water and walk in the sunlight, too.

 

Now I just have to master walking into Churches. Now THAT would be a trick.

you're lucky i have a sense of humor....

 

not that this is going to stop me from beating you severely

 

Nothing ever does, love

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That is correct, you are not Hugh "I can't fucking act, why do I have a movie career!" Grant, you actally have a talent... granted it's used for the pleasure of old men in Turkish bath houses, but it is still a talent. Bythe way, I heard that you resent your french heritage, why is this?

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What is your leal opinion of this legal senario:

 

Guy A and Guy B are having sex with a girl at the same time in the 'fingercuffs' style (Guy A penetrating the woman's vagina from behind in the doggy style position and Guy B is simultaneously being fellated by the girl). If Guy A decided to stontaneously slip out his penis and thrust in into the girl's anus, without any prompt, warning, or knowledge of said girl's enjoyment of or experience with anal sex, and this sudden penetration caused the girl to bite down and injury Guy B (let's say, she doesn't take it off, but injures hm nonetheless), does Guy B have a case against Guy A for reckless endangerment or any other charge?

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arch - why arent you cubans as progressive as Jax says youre supposed to be?

 

Well, the new crowd certaintly isn't as reactionary as the old crowd is, neither are the Second and Third Generation kids (a few notable exceptions here). It has alot to do with the whole "we've seen this 'utopic' socialistic paradise you guys are talking about and you can have it, thank you very much" mentality that's permeated many Post Soviet Russians and Cuban Exiles.

 

That, and many of the old school cubans have made a pretty penny in Miami, and we've worked too hard to have some schmuck take it from us. Cubans=cheap. Cheap=Miser. Miser=will not give away money to anyone for any reason, ESPECIALLY not in some funny wealth redistributing society.

 

Well, at least that's how I THINK it is.

also, how's bishop's place?

I have to fight off gunsmith with a stick, as every night he tries to find new ways to teabag me in my sleep. So far, I've managed to escape this by sleeping with barbed wire in my mouth. Slightly uncomfortable, but the alternative is too frightening to contemplate.

 

Other than that, not too shabby. Though I've finally worked things out with the Self proclaimed Communist Dictator at home, and Comrade Mother says I'm welcome to come back home and continue to suck on the parental teat until I've finished school. Now me, not being as stupid as i look, plan to take full advantage of this situation.

 

What happened between you and Heartless? My computer was dead and I missed it?

 

Well, i found these pictures on this uber conservative website that were rather amusing. So I posted them on the Random Thread. Well, a few days later, I get this PM saying "why would you say such a horrible thing about Islam?" from HB. I had no bloody clue what she was talking about. I check the boards and notice that a firestorm had erupted by all this nonsense. So I figured I'd just put the whole thing up to the boards, seeing as the last thing I wanna do on this board is cause someone to leave.

 

See, apparantly, when they were stripping off my social concious (right before birth) they were getting rid of HB's sense of humor and common sense.

 

Guy A and Guy B are having sex with a girl at the same time in the 'fingercuffs' style (Guy A penetrating the woman's vagina from behind in the doggy style position and Guy B is simultaneously being fellated by the girl). If Guy A decided to stontaneously slip out his penis and thrust in into the girl's anus, without any prompt, warning, or knowledge of said girl's enjoyment of or experience with anal sex, and this sudden penetration caused the girl to bite down and injury Guy B (let's say, she doesn't take it off, but injures hm nonetheless), does Guy B have a case against Guy A for reckless endangerment or any other charge?

 

lol there was a case about this I remember hearing about. Honestly, it would depend on the state, as there are different laws governing sex (old, puritanical, stupid laws).

 

It all depends on the lawyer, really. I could make a strong case for it citing

"Negligence is the absence of care, according to the circumstances" (WILLES, J., in Vaughan v. Taff Vale Ry. Co., 5 H. & N. 679, 688; 1 Beven, Negligence [4th ed.], 7; Paul v. Consol. Fireworks Co., 212 N. Y. 117; Adams v. Bullock, 227 N. Y. 208, 211; Parrott v. Wells-Fargo Co., 15 Wall. [u. S.] 524).

 

But, it order for this to work, all three individuals would have to be engaged in a legal act. If it isn't, I'd still cite that case and make a seperate case for the abolishment of that stupid puritanical law.

 

So I could probably nail the guy for negligence, but not the girl. I would so add 'psychological trauma' for damages, and walk away with a shit load of money, too.

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That was a very good answer, do you plan on working for the law firm of Dewy, Cheetem and Howe.

 

you bet ya.

 

So being French and everything,

 

I'm NOT French. I hate you....

 

Jax, you're dead, you know that? lol

 

you seem to have a firm grasp on our laws and language

 

And here's another suprise: i'm a product of Miami's Public Schools!

 

but for some reason you keep going into the ladies room. Why is this?

 

Ever wonder what your wife and mom do while you're at work? Well, now you know >)

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Well my mom work s and my wife work and I keep tight tabs on both, as for you, stop changing the subject you frenchy frog bastard, I want to know why you g to the girls room, just cause you sit to pee doesn't mean you have to go inther and scare the lady folk.

 

By the way nice one, you almost had me convinced of some hidden sexual innuendo between you, my wife and mom, and then I realised that you're homophobe because your still in the closet. It's okay to come out you safe kitten we won't hurt you. I'll even help you become a G.R.U.F.F. Gay Republicans United For France.

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Well my mom work s and my wife work and I keep tight tabs on both

Yup, they work hard for my money

 

I want to know why you g to the girls room, just cause you sit to pee doesn't mean you have to go inther and scare the lady folk.

well, that's what happens when my bitches try to solicite to chicks in a public restroom. It's been hard, but I think I finally have them trained.

By the way nice one, you almost had me convinced of some hidden sexual innuendo between you, my wife and mom,

 

Mind like a steel trap, eh?

 

and then I realised that you're homophobe because your still in the closet. It's okay to come out you safe kitten we won't hurt you. I'll even help you become a G.R.U.F.F. Gay Republicans United For France.

 

Only thing keeping that from being ultra lame was G.R.U.F.F. But whenever you have to start quoting Jax, that starts lowering your argument. Sorry bud, try again :???:

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