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Bobcat - Kool-Aid is a wonderful thing, I like pretty much all the flavors except for grape. As Jake says "Who the hell decided that was what grape should taste like?" Grapes don't taste like that and neither should anything else as far as I'm concerned.

But I like mainly cherry and strawberry, oh oh and kiwi strawberry. yummy

 

Amber - For Christmas, I want my family to get together. I want to pester my mom, like I do every Christmas Eve to open 1 present on the eve of, when my dad gets home. She always says No and then always gives in. I just think she likes me acting like a little kid. (casue I do all the time) Oh and I want to learn how to play a new Christmas song on the piano. As for presents I dont want any.

 

No I have never flown, I dont have wings. I have never been in an airplane either, even though my dad is an air traffic controller, weird huh? I will one day though, when I go to Vegas.

 

I dont think I would ever write a rap song, seeing as how I dont like rap and I dont think I could keep up with the rhythm.

 

You can look at my fence if by fence you mean vagina. No really you can look at it, but I wont be able to afford to do anything about it for awhile.

 

I am trying to potty train Tater, but I never ever catch him in the act,maybe it's cause I spend all day on the computer, bah he'll learn one day, I reckon.

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Why? you ask, because it's flavored water smothered in sugar, who doesnt like that? who I ask?

 

My favorite nephew would have to be Christopher Scott, he's oh so cute, but looks too much like his father if you ask me, and you did hahaha

 

The animal I would be...that's tough I would have to say, a pegasus with telepathy, that would be awesome, I could fly and read minds, and then I would take over the world.

what? :eh:

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If guys came kool-aid I would sample every guy

I'd search for different flavors, filling land and sky

But alas, that is not the case

For semen, that is nothing like the taste.

 

Why would you want a girl like me?

They are everywhere, maybe you aren't looking hard enough, maybe you are too shy. I'd probably go on a date with you if I lived close and wasn't attached. Cheer up she's out there somewhere probably asking someone why she can't get a guy like you.

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As of right now I don't do anything, Iwas going to go to college, but shit happens and now I have no money, but eventually I will. I want to be a pharmacist.

 

I listen to mostly country and oldies. Older country, I dont care for the shit that comes out now. Elvis, Otis Redding, Huey Lewis and the News, Bonnie Raitt, Allison Krauss, stuff like that.

 

I love crossword puzzles, I do one almost everyday out of the newspaper, after Im done reading the comics.

 

My favorite type of food, Italian and I absolutely love Chicken Tetrazini, it's my favorite. (homemade)

 

I met Jake while I was working at Albertsons, I went from head cashier to General Merchandise clerk training to be the assistant. He worked in the butcher block. We were both married and still are. We had a mutual friend who worked in the bakery andhe told Jake that I had tons of dildos(which isnt true I only have 2) and that I had tons of porn (which is true).

 

We started talking (Jake and I) and exchanged screen names and talked for 12 hours straight, by the middle of the conversation we were finishing each others sentences. He told me he loved me 2 weeks later and I was completely in love with him.

 

I was already having trouble with my marriage, there was no passion (and not just the kind you lose after being together so long) there was never any passion. I thought i was in love when I really wasn't. Jake showed me what love is (corny, but true)

 

He was going to leave his wife (cause she's a major bitch) before I even met him so everything just fell into place. I moved in 2 weeks later and we have been together for about a year and a half. It's been the best time of my life. I've never loved nor laughed so much.

 

ahhhh good times!!! I got all mushy there for a second, see what love does bah it's crazy.

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bah animal is what I make of it, but fine just to appease you, you evil woman

 

I would have to say um.... pegasus? oh wait I already did that

 

um...an owl and my power would be telepathy, again because it's cool and an owl because they are small and can fly and Im sure I can sneak into many a bedroom and watch people have sex woo, but I'd have to hide cause Im sure tons of people like having owls watch them have sex.

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Christy, Christy...

 

Who's the ugliest guy you've ever dated and do I know him?

 

Did you have a crush on any of the teachers at Keller?

 

If you could visit any place in the world, where would it be?

 

Didn't you go to Paris once?

 

What's your favorite type of desert?

 

And I am so getting you a present, so just break down and tell me now what you want or I'm going to keep pestering you?

 

Would you rather meet Julius Caesar or Augustus?

 

What size shoe do you wear?

 

If you ever have a daughter what name would you possibly give her?

 

Have you ever played the "Body Parts" game?

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Amber - hah I never dated a lot actually, but the ugliest guy I ever hung out with that wanted to date me, his name was Keith, he worked at Tom Thumb when I was 17. He was a virgin and I had sex with him, I'm not proud of it haha, my sister came home early and I was fucking him (not that there was much to it, I could barely feel anything and I am not a loose woman :yawn:)

 

I never really had a crush on any of my teachers, some of them were kind of attractive, but nothing that I dreamt about.

 

Just one place in the world? Just one? I'll give you four instead. In the US, Alaska and Vegas. Over seas, it would have to be Italy or Ireland.

 

No never went to Paris, my choir class was supposed to go (yes, I know haha choir's so dorky) but I didn't have the money so I didn't go. I really would have rather not experienced Paris with my choir class anyway, so no big loss, I'll go eventually.

 

My favorite type of dessert, chocolate cheesecake, peanut butter fudge, anything chocolatey.

 

For Christmas, you can give me a kiss under the mistletoe :ohface: or a card or a "Merry Christmas" or cookies woo hoo. I love cookies.

 

I would probably say Julius Ceasar, although Augustus did great things as far as peace and prosperity, Julius seems a little more interesting.

 

I wear a size 10 shoe, i know it's huge, I can't help it, I didn't do it.

 

Jake and I have already decided if we have a daughter we would like hr name to be Katie Lynn, but that is subject to change of course.

 

What the hell is the body parts game?? maybe I should ask you in your thread lol

 

 

 

 

MusicManiac - My favorite place in the world would either have to be right here in my computer/writing room, or at my Mom's. I'm a homebody and I like to be around my things and my moms because it's always fun and we alwyas play games. Sorry if it's a dissappointing answer.

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My favortie food eating out is usually chicken fried chicken or steak, to make at home is either chicken fried steak or chicken tetrazini oh or my spaghetti I fucking love my spaghetti.

 

I love cooking, but I am still learning stuff. I just got to the point about a year ago where I didnt have to measure stuff, and I think that's pretty cool. I do it mostly by eye, but Im still learning.

 

I read all the time and the books I usually read are fantasy or fiction, stuff like that, although I do love the classic fictions and sometimes read non-fiction if it's something Im interested in.

 

I have never been out of the US well really never been out of the south, but I would love to travel.

 

My image of Ireland is one pretty much made up from books and movies. Quaint and cozy, really really green. Beautiful landscapes and historical buildings (or pieces of buildings) pubs on every corner filled with music and smoke at night. I have no idea if this is what it is really like, but it has to have some vague resemblance, not all of it can be made up. When I was little, I thought it was leprechauns and rainbows and pots of gold hahaha, but that was awhile ago.

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Hey Christy...

 

1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

 

3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

 

4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

 

7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

 

8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

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hahahthose are hilarious and I couldn't do any of the answers justice you should have asked SilentBob he's hilarious at answering hilarious, but I shall try and give my opinion.

1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

only vegetarians made of animal crackers chouldn't eat animal crackers, what? that doesn't make sense you say? well it does in my head :devil:

 

2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

Not really because noone is perfect, but kind of yeah, they should have called it something else, like adeptness.

 

3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

I don't know, maybe if it's at night you should just drive with your brights on, haha i have no idea what the respectful protocal would be.

 

4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
awww I would have to say both, either that or he's someones dinner.

 

5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

hahah that's hilarious, if he kills himself, would it be considered murder or mass suicide? I have no idea.

6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

yes, they just nought signs already made from sign makers that weren't on strike.

7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

No, but if you open a bottle of cotton balls then yes, yes it should.

 

8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I have no idea you'd have to ask the guy who named it a fly, who was that guy anyway? do you know?

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