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Ever listen to a song and you think you know the lyrics, only to find out that they aren't the lyrics? ...Yeah, the Lyric Fumble...share your misheard lyrics right here.

 

 

Here's a few-

 

Song: Blinded by the Light

Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

 

Real lyrics-

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night

 

Wrong Lyrics-

Wrapped up like a douche

Another lover in the night

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Song: Personal Jesus

Artist: Depeche Mode

 

Right-

Reach out and touch faith

 

Wrong-

Retarded fuck face

 

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Song: Forever Man

Artist: Eric Clapton

 

Right-

Want to be your forever man.

 

Wrong-

Want to be your foam-rubber man.

 

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Song: Tubthumping

Artist: Chumbawamba

 

Right-

I get knocked down, but I get up again...

 

Wrong-

I get mowed down, but I get up and then...

 

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Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

Artist: Aerosmith

 

Right-

Dude looked like a lady.

 

Wrong-

Doodles like a lady.

 

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Song: Piano Man

Artist: Billy Joel

 

Right-

Making love to his tonic and gin

 

Wrong-

Making love to this really tiny chick

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Song: Purple Haze

Artist: Jimi Hendrix

 

Right-

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky

 

Wrong-

'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

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Song: Is This Love

Artist: Bob Marley

 

Right-

We'll share the same room, Jah provide the bread

 

Wrong-

We'll share the same room, jump-rope by the bed

 

 

:D

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Song: Addicted To Love

Artist: Robert Palmer

 

Right-

Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

 

Wrong-

Might as well face it, it's my dick that you love. :sad:

 

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Song: Killer Queen

Artist: Queen

 

Right-

Gun powder, gelatine,

dynamite with a laser beam

 

Wrong-

Got my virginity,

Dynamite with a laser bean.

 

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Song: Papa Was A Rolling Stone

Artist: Temptations

 

Right-

And when he died, all he left us was alone.

 

Wrong-

And when he died, all he left us was a loan.

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Song: What A Wonderful World

Artist: Louis Armstrong

 

Right-

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night.

 

Wrong-

The bride bless the day, the dogs say goodnight.

 

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Song: Renegades of Funk

Artist: Rage Against the Machine

 

Right-

 

We're the renegades of funk

 

Wrong-

 

When a redneck needs a fuck

 

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Song: Everybody Have Fun Tonight

Artist: Wang Chung

 

Right-

 

Everybody have fun tonight.

Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

 

Wrong-

 

Everybody have fun tonight.

Everybody wear a thong tonight.

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