MusicManiac Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Ever listen to a song and you think you know the lyrics, only to find out that they aren't the lyrics? ...Yeah, the Lyric Fumble...share your misheard lyrics right here. Here's a few- Song: Blinded by the Light Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band Real lyrics- Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Wrong Lyrics- Wrapped up like a douche Another lover in the night ------------------------------------------------- Song: Personal Jesus Artist: Depeche Mode Right- Reach out and touch faith Wrong- Retarded fuck face ------------------------------------------------ Song: Forever Man Artist: Eric Clapton Right- Want to be your forever man. Wrong- Want to be your foam-rubber man. ---------------------------------------------------- Song: Tubthumping Artist: Chumbawamba Right- I get knocked down, but I get up again... Wrong- I get mowed down, but I get up and then... ---------------------------------------------------- Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady) Artist: Aerosmith Right- Dude looked like a lady. Wrong- Doodles like a lady. ---------------------------------------------------- Song: Piano Man Artist: Billy Joel Right- Making love to his tonic and gin Wrong- Making love to this really tiny chick ---------------------------------------------------- Song: Purple Haze Artist: Jimi Hendrix Right- 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky Wrong- 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. ----------------------------------------------------- Song: Is This Love Artist: Bob Marley Right- We'll share the same room, Jah provide the bread Wrong- We'll share the same room, jump-rope by the bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Song: We Didn't Start The Fire Artist: Billy Joel Right- Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo Wrong- Michael Jackson is a psycho, Belgians in the Congo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Wrong: We've got a thing, its called Red Hot love... Right: We've got a thing, it's called radar love ~~~~~ Wrong: Do the calculator Right: Dude, look like lady ~~~~~ Wrong: I love you sweetly Right: I love you, Sweetleaf ~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 Song: Addicted To Love Artist: Robert Palmer Right- Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. Wrong- Might as well face it, it's my dick that you love. ____________________________________ Song: Killer Queen Artist: Queen Right- Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam Wrong- Got my virginity, Dynamite with a laser bean. _____________________________________ Song: Papa Was A Rolling Stone Artist: Temptations Right- And when he died, all he left us was alone. Wrong- And when he died, all he left us was a loan. ______________________________________ Song: What A Wonderful World Artist: Louis Armstrong Right- The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night. Wrong- The bride bless the day, the dogs say goodnight. _______________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Man, Tori used to confuse the fuck out of me until I looked up the lyrics lol. I'll try to remember what songs those were and post them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 Song: Renegades of Funk Artist: Rage Against the Machine Right- We're the renegades of funk Wrong- When a redneck needs a fuck _____________________________________ Song: Everybody Have Fun Tonight Artist: Wang Chung Right- Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Wrong- Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wear a thong tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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