The NZA Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Find out how you might die While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss. Hypovelemic shock: not the nicest way, but you prolly go numb rather quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage Sounds delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge. Eeww. How'd I guess I'd be murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter. :ill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Mine cracks me up: After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 hahahaha thats mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 "You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm." Damn, my death sucks. I petition for a new and more interesting one. Entertain me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 "You die from a ruptured spleen." MAN... mine sucks. :\ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Stupid Hurricanes During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntercrow Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 "While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body" Damn I knew was eventually going to piss someone off one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly. hahaha that's funny, I would never get up on the roof to hang Christmas lights, that's someone elses job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Mine... Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool. ... Holy Hell, I'm going Direct TV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead. What a shitty way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I'mma die Oregon Trail style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnah Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 You die while giving birth to quintuplets. Well. Id rather die then raise them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. Doesn't rabies take months to kill you? "While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene. " Honestly, who doesn't see that happen to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 While cleaning your gutters, you fall from the ladder and land on the concrete below. You die from severe internal hemorrhage. Holy shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss. Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw. With a hacksaw?!? Holy hell, that's a lot of back and forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street. YES:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand paw, your husband owner inadvertently turns on the disposal. Your hand paw is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death. This is how my cat dies. Much more interesting than my death. Maybe I shouldn't be so enthusiastic with her negative reinforcement plumbing training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90sKid Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street. Yeah, I always forget to do the easy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I will die with my hands tightly wrapped around Jax's throat, just after his eyes go black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I will die with my hands tightly wrapped around Jax's throat, just after his eyes go black. Such fire! This is how Abe Vigoda dies. An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room. Pretty fucking epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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