archangel Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 So, I've been thinking alot about movies lately: movies that looked good but sucked, great movies with shitty endings, etc. I started thinking, specifically, about Hitchiker's Guide. Oh my God, the Horror. I think they did their best to butcher that film, but that's just me. What do you guys think? are there any movies that just sucked, had potential but collapsed like a flan in a cupboard, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 20 of the worst movies... EVER: star wars... all of them. period. lol the italian job the color purple baby geniuses from justin to kelly glitter the gods must be crazy gigli bean elvira mistress of the dark the wave king kong godzilla spy kids starship troopers bio dome dungeons and dragons (and theres a sequel too lol) jaw breaker kazaam the manchurian candidate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 star wars... all of them. period. lol guys, please don't kill her. It's taken me a long, LONG time to find a girl to put up with my crap, and i don't think I'll find another. Be gentle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 bunnyfoofoo,Oct 21 2005, 02:03 PM]20 of the worst movies... EVER: star wars... all of them. period. lol Motherfu......... now...you die, Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Which Manchurian Candidate? Not that I think either of them are bad movies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Kull the Conqueror AI (bad ending) Empire Tremors 2 and 3 Hollow Man Scream I know what you did last summer... Willow (could have been a lot better than it is) Cat in the Hat Legends Critters Marios Brothers The Pest Dumb and Dumber That's all I can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I liked scream and hollow man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I liked scream and hollow man myself, but looking back I have to admit that they are shallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 i stand by manchurian, and dumb and dumber...cmon, shit was funny. i gotta find the old thread for this, but ill add: the haunting speed 2 batman & robin (went without saying) thin red line wing commander 95% of romantic comedies not featuring zombies in them - yes, ive seen a walk to remember, and simply irresistable, and im that much gayer for having done so. soldier so many ive repressed, too. ps star wars... all of them. period. lol even the originals? hah.. i guess i should be happy you didnt add serenity here, you awful sci-fi hating woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopcruz Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Two Words: Gah the pain. Btw, there was a Dungeons and Dragons sequel? I must see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 God, I hate Thin Red Line with a passion... Charlie's Angels I and II (though Murray was funny in the first one) The Royal Tenenbaums (sorry but ugh) Jurassic Park III The Shadow Anything that stars Rob Schneider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Blues Brothers 2000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 ieven the originals? hah.. i guess i should be happy you didnt add serenity here, you awful sci-fi hating woman. lol.. i had forgotten about serenity... i didn't hate it, really... i just didn't think it was great. it wasn't a great stand-alone movie. maybe ifi ever catch some more firefly i'd get it. lol but i doubt i'll sit through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Ok, now are we talking about bad movies (which have the potential to still be entertaining or enjoyable, despite the fact that they are bad…or sometimes even because they are so bad), or are talking about movies with no redeeming qualities? In which case, I’ll give you: Blues Brothers 2000, Jurassic Park III, Tremors 2 and 3 (I haven’t watched all of these), Cat in the Hat (didn’t want to watch this), Dungeons and Dragons, and Kull the Conqueror. But Tank Girl, the Gods must be Crazy (the first one, the sequel sucked), Hitchhiker’s Guide (Ford and Arthur were excellently cast), Scream (the first one), The Royal Tenenbaums, Willow, and especially Star Wars (A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and The Return of the Jedi. The newest ones sucked) were at the very least enjoyable, if not in some cases, good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Critters is the goods. Don't hate the critters, you make little baby Jesus cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Are you guys kidding. Thin Red Line was great!! My controversial entry: My not so controversial entry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 To each thier own. I liked a lot of the movies you gusy call bad :p Tank Girl? Royal Tenabaums, The Color Purple (oh wait I thought you meant Purple Rain)? How about: Superman III and IV Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever Monster (2003) (although it had Christina Ricci, rwarh) Antz My Left Foot of Fury anything else that involved ninjas, samurais, or robots in the 80's, especially starring Burt Reynolds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 anything else that involved ninjas, samurais, or robots in the 80's Even Short Circuit? Your mother was a snow-blower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 I love Straw Dogs. I am a Peckinpah whore though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Quite possibly one of the worst: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 The Royal Tenenbaums was excellent, I love that movie. Star Wars was great, the originals, the other ones were meh. All the other bad movies, I agree with. Other Bad Movies: CatWoman (don't even know why I watched it) Daredevil (so dissappointing) Elektra (again, don't even know why I watched it) Miss Congeniality and the second one, which I was forced to watch, and while some parts are laughably funny, it still sucks ass. The Ninth Gate (thats the name of that one with Johnny Depp right? I couldnt even sit through the whole movie) The Ladykillers (I saw the previews and thought it would br greta, but it sucked ass) that's all i can think of right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Aw c'mon, C&J, didja watch the director's cut of Daredevil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 No, why would I? Is it better than the original? I don't think Ben Affleck's that great, I think the same about Jennifer Garner. I just didn't enjoy it, some of it was okay, but as a whole I just didn't care for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Talk about the biggest disappointment to all SMB lovers back in the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Honestly, what otehr possible way was there to make a Super Mario Bros movie? The game's premise is just to surreal to make any sense in a movie. The game was so good, you forget just how rediculous it is that you're playing as a plumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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