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Now why do I get the hard questions? For everyone else, it's 'what's your favorite color' or some shit.

 

What are your thoughts on the menstrual cycle?
Not a fan. I live with my mom and two sisters, nuff said.

 

Also, do you like to take on characters for performing?
No, not really. Willing to try some kinky stuff if it please my woman though.
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What brought you to hondo's?
The Preacher's Divinity, another forum which IC and several other Hondonians are members of as well.

 

What do you think of Europe, and in particular Ireland?

Well, I hear the food is terrible, but that's probably just a bad stereotype. I definitely wanna visit there some day, especially England and Ireland. :howyoudoin:

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How did you come up with your Hondonian screenname?

I'm a white guy and I followed the Rastafarian religion for a while, before I found more comfort in philosophy and comic books.

 

Favorite music/movies?
Oh shit, well...I'm a big fan of rock (grunge, classic, shoegazer), country, reggae, ska, and folk music. Off the top've my head, some of my favorite bands/artists are the Pixies, Nirvana, The Breeders, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, The White Stripes, My Bloody Valentine, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Steel Pulse, The Specials, and Nick Cave.

 

As for movies, I love old westerns (anything with John Wayne or Clint Eastwood basically), hong kong action films (like Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Kill Bill), and horror flicks.

 

How did you spend your holidays?
At home, with my family (I'm 16, so I still live with 'em).
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Unicorn or Pegasus? and why?

 

What's your favorite kind of chip?

 

Do you think you are intelligent? why?

 

Ketchup or Mustard?

 

How do you take your hotdogs?

 

Do you like Cheez-its?

 

If you had the power to morph into one kind of animal any time you wanted, what would it be and why?

 

What kind of books do you read?

 

 

and lastly:

 

How much wood, would a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck would?

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A few words on The Donner Party?

Hah, I actually did a report on them in 8th grade. Cannibalism is a bitch. Would make a great movie.

 

Unicorn or Pegasus? and why?

Pegasus of course. A flying horse is badass, but a horned, flying horse? Just too fruity for my tastes.

 

What's your favorite kind of chip?

Do Funyuns count?

 

Do you think you are intelligent? why?

Yeah, I'd say so. For my age group at least there's not a very high standard.

 

Ketchup or Mustard?

Some spicy mustard sounds good about now.

 

How do you take your hotdogs?

Didn't I just answer this? Smothered in spicy mustard.

 

Do you like Cheez-its?

Someone's hungry. Yeah, I reckon. Why not?

 

If you had the power to morph into one kind of animal any time you wanted, what would it be and why?

Never really considered it. A dolphin, I suppose.

 

What kind of books do you read?

The comic variety.

 

How much wood, would a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck would?

:dammit:

 

Favourite Hondonian and Why?

Gotta go with IC. Wouldn't have found Hondo's without him, and he's been great at the Grassy Knoll. Then there was his x-mas present, which was just over the top. He's a great man.

A close second would be Skeeter (has he been around recently?)

 

Fave alcoholic drink?

White wine, but I'm not a great authority on the subject.

 

Fave non alcoholic drink?

I'm a huge fan of water.

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Take it up the arse OR Take a Load in the mouth?

:ok: Gimme a second to think on this one. Guess I'd have to go with the former over the latter, though if any prick ever forced his dick in my mouth, I'd take it clean off w/ my teeth.

 

How's it going Ratsaman

Feeling pretty shitty after that last question

 

Who wears the pants in this relationship?

In who's relationship? Ours? Hard to say. Apart from our shared love of Neil Gaiman, I know little about you. We'll go with you since you're older and employed.

 

and also, who asks the best questions?

Well, you definitely ask the strangest questions, but I appreciate the simplicity of C&J's. I'll declare it a tie in hopes that you'll both keep asking.

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