APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency! Check this site out!! Holy crap! They got a forum too!! Guess who's going recruiting?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 godspeed. we could use some protection from the undead over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Did you see those Stage II and III zombies? They found them near Gainesville. You Floridians better be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Man, this site is sooo cool (it ain't no Hondos)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Fun site. I did some searches on the web and found a disease that seems an awful lot like vampirism. It's called porphyria. It causes the person to suffer from high sensitivity to sunlight and an inability to produce hemoglobin. http://www.porphyriafoundation.com/about_p...view/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Good shit! I'm registered over at the Fed Vamp/Zombie Agency now and I've brought over our first sucker... I mean, I've brought over *ahem* another "valuable addition to our family"! JK, Ash Wednesday... you're the man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Panch will appreciate this: I had a dream the other night that I was in a zombie-strip club. For some reason, i was also topless, but not a zombie. I was feeling really bad about myself because all the dudes were checking out the zombie-strippers but not me. Then I came to the realization that it wasn't because I'm not hot...it' was because I wasn't a zombie. And those dudes were in to zombies. This is not a joke. I really had that dream. Kinda creepy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Panch will appreciate this: I had a dream the other night that I was in a zombie-strip club. For some reason, i was also topless, but not a zombie. I was feeling really bad about myself because all the dudes were checking out the zombie-strippers but not me. Then I came to the realization that it wasn't because I'm not hot...it' was because I wasn't a zombie. And those dudes were in to zombies. This is not a joke. I really had that dream. Kinda creepy... Indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Oh man, Tulip! That's awesome! When I direct my first zombie flick, do you mind if I use that idea! Well not exactlly like that, but it'll something along the lines as: "The city is on fire! Zombies are runnin' amuck! Me and the few of us left duck into one of the only buildings that doesn't look like a missle hit it! The local 'gentleman's club'! 'Super Freaks' I think it was called! Always drove by (before all Hell broke lose), but never had a reason to stop! I mean, I had a girlfriend! She's dead now..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 "...and dead girls cant say no!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's fucking AWESOME! DO it! But...can I be in the movie? I have an audition this week for a small part in a film, but it could be my ticket to a SAG card... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 DOONEOFTHOSECREEPYAUDITIONSWHEREYOUMAKEHERTAKEHERTOPOFFANDFILMITANDSENDITTOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Jason...yes JASON, I did take the time to read that. When are you coming to Arizona you dirty bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_wednesday Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 "...and dead girls cant say no!" Hey!! That's my line. ANd it's "Dead chicks can't say no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Jason...yes JASON, I did take the time to read that. I have no idea what you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 I love this fuckin' thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I love TulipO. She's the sexiest non-zombie gal in the whole world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Would I be sexier if I were a zombie though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_wednesday Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Would I be sexier if I were a zombie though? If I was turned on by dead bodies you would, otherwise no. You are very sexy alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 Man, I REALLY love this thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Leave my womens alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_wednesday Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Leave my womens alone. aawww...can't you share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 You are a brave man, Ash! Askin' 2Track to share a chick is like askin' Nick to take a shower! It just ain't gonna happen son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Okay again, this is not a joke. I am being stalked by the undead. The restaurant I work at has an ad around town, and in very small print in the bottom corner it says: No zombies allowed. WTF? What is that supposed to protect us or something? Jesus. What if they're rebel zombies with no respect for rules? What if they're like the black Freedom Fighters of the 1960's? I mean, those guys didn't let a sign stop them from making a stand against oppression. What if these zombies have similar feelings about being ostracized from public places? All I know is the first time a zombie sits at my bar and says "Hnnah hannhan grahhhh" (Translation: "I ain't movin'.") I'm going to be very torn between my desire to not have my brain eaten and my belief in equality and integration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_wednesday Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Okay again, this is not a joke. I am being stalked by the undead. The restaurant I work at has an ad around town, and in very small print in the bottom corner it says: No zombies allowed. WTF? Sweet damn. I want that sign. Oh and I'll protect you from the undead. I got enough Martial Arts skills to keep them at bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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