IguanaDon? Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Ask me anything. If it's bollocks though, I'll delete it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Not really a question, but I just wanted to test your commitment to the above statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterasta Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Can't see the pic...I'm guessing it's testicles? Sonny, what with all the drinking binges, you ever been in trouble with the law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Hey mate, do you have a polite british accent, a soccer-hooligan's angry accent, or a god-awful cockney accent. No offence intended if it's the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 Rasta - No, I've never been arrested for being drunk and disorderly. I've ALMOST been arrested for drug abuse though. Skeet - Its sort've a mix between cockney and a farmers accent?... Alright, its a mix of all three. Swindon is just of the edge of london so we've basically got their accents. Unfortunately we have real trouble with our ''t''s Example... '' Water '' War-Ter '' We sort've say it like '' Wougher '' Bollocks to this explaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 This is the price of having a question thread Don. Please, continue. I'm fascinated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Don! Don! DOOOONNN! Answer our questions Don!!! You can't raise people's expectations like this and shit all over our dreams Don! Don? WE DEMAND TO BE HEARD DON!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Do you ever record your voice and think "Damn, I sound sexy"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 Baytor - Whiskey. Mh - I used to have a little dictaphone. Once I recorded myself for about 10 seconds on a drinking binge. I couldn't understand a word of it though. IC - MM has that covered. Skeeter - Shattttupa your moutha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Not really a question, but I just wanted to test your commitment to the above statement. That just made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGSEXY Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 Seriously, I should slap you out of my thread for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Dear Don, why are you such a cocksmoking ass invading fag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Gotta love that Baytor... he's a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? I'll field this one. The world will never know. Now, if you had asked how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, I'd tell you five. The answer is always five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Dear Don, Do you think the reason you're getting so much hostility from Baytor is that a) he's secretly in love with you or b) he wants to be you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Bit of both Christy 'm dear. Bit of both. Nah, me and Baytor do nothing but slag eachother off... It's our little admins feud down at the knoll. If Invision Free cut us off though........ we'll be putting our differences aside. Baytor - Fuck you, you smelly little purple leech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 y'all are hilarious p.s. I don't really think Sonny loves you Baytor, I was joshin, does anyone even use that anymore? joshin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 dear don, not really a question, but i took the liberty of reading through invisionfree's terms of service last night, and i found nothing on a post limit the way other such services had, so you may be alright. just thought youd wanna know, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Yeah, I had a little look myself today. Cheers for that anyway IC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Dear Sonny The Don, Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? Do stairs go up or down? When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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