Iambaytor Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I looove this damn movie. Actors of interest: Nathan Fillion (Firefly's Mal Reynols) as Sheriff Bill Pardy, Michael Rooker (the dad from Mallrats) as Grant Grant, and Jenna Fisher (Pam Beesley the receptionist on the office) as (get this) Shelby the dispatcher (This woman will be answering phones her entire life), Rob Zombie also makes a cameo as Dr. Carl but only as a voice on the phone. Plot: A small town is taken over by an alien plague, turning residents into zombies and all forms of mutant monsters. Why it kicks ass: Okay... this movie is... so... good. The gore is top notch, bery bloody, it's just excellent. So many one-liners, even though half of Nathan Fillion's lines are just variations on "What the fuck?" they're all still absolutely hilarious. But the really good one liners come from Mayor Jack MacReady (Played by Greg Henry) This movie also gets points for no nudity (I know that's a bad thing for many horror fans but my thought is that if your movie sucks so much that some chick needs to pop her tits out for incentive then I don't think I wanna watch it) but all in all I couldn't find a single flaw with this film. It succeeds as a horror comedy where Eight Legged Freaks Failed. Person I was most sorry to see die: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « The Mayor... when he gets impregnated by the alien and has Bill shoot him in the head, I cried a little. He was the funniest damn character in the whole movie. Memorable Quotes: Jack Macready ...I swear to god if I turn into some goddamn molusk I'm gonna sue. You can sue with me, I don't care if you're a lesbo. Jack MacReady If I wasn't shittin' my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated. Jack MacReady I ain't never heard of these things, and I watch animal planet all the fucking time! Kylie Strutemyer What are we gonna do now?! Bill Pardy I don't know. Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things. Kylie Strutemyer That's optimistic Billy Pardy Yeah well it's been that kind of day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 hah...ya got me intersted, baytor. Looks more fun than The hills have eyes, might have to check this one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 hah...ya got me intersted, baytor. Looks more fun than The hills have eyes, might have to check this one out. i'm nick. i roll my eyes when lindsay comes home and tells me this is the most awesome and campy horror movie she's seen in a while. rah rah rah. asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 look, i try - god, how i try - to keep this platonic. But allah help me, you come home from movies that make you happy and your boobs bounce while you talk about it, and about 30 seconds in i dont know if you were talking about Gandhi or Scary Movie 33 and a third. If you would just wear a sports bra or something, we wouldnt have this problem. Althought i woudlnt call it a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 So the reason you listen to me is because I don't have boobs? I find that strangely reassuring. Anyway Slither is the most fun I've had watching a movie ever, best horror movie I've seen in some time. Also, for every day you don't watch it... God make's a puppies' head explode. Also if for nothing else, see it for the zombie deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I've been dying to see this since it was announced (James Gunn is a Troma alum so I'm psyched to see what he comes up with with a budget) but as per usual I'll see it in 3 weeks. In other news, LL I have no qualms with bouncing breasteses. I'll be there in two hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 I would go to see it again, and I NEVER go to see a movie twice in the theatre so that's really saying something. I can't wait to buy the special edition DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Can we just go back to talking about LL's breasts? (Pop) Was that a puppy head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 Yes it was, I hope you're satisfied Silent Bob. If you want to talk about Lindsay's chesticles go back to the Playboy Myspace thread, there's pictures and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 That doesn't mean this thread doesn't need more Lindsay bouncing body talk. Since when is one thread about that enough? PS Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 ha! ok, fine, i'll start wearing bras before i try to sell you a movie. but seriously, go see it. now. and now back to boob talk. or not. whatever you guys want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 boob talk, boob pics, boob vids, it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 JAX said it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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