The NZA Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'm gonna hate myself for posting this here and not the pimp hand. X-Men character generator Your real name Nicholas Custer Your mutant alias The Other White Meat How powerful? You're maybe a little overpowered. Likes to hang with Magma (the ho from New Mutants and X-Men Legends?) Always argues with Jean Grey (cause she reads my dirty, dirty mind) Secretly in love with Dazzler (but then i found out it was just Mystique again) Appears in a crossover with Daredevil (fuckin' right, Matt's hardcore these days) Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 26 (a short-and-sweet MAX series written by Bendis, and i tagged Jessica Jones in the ass after Cage did). Would you be in the movies? Yes, but as a relatively minor character. Fanbase Middle aged comic nerds. Main enemy Sunspot Eventually you died and... Were brought back to life by magic. dammit, if my alias was "Little Caesar, bitch-pleaser" my main enemy'd be Onslaught. That's fuckin amazing. wait till you see Skeeter's answers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'm not gonna touch this one but let me just say it involved Magma, Northstar and....well, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterasta Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Your real name: Nick H. Your mutant alias: Tuff Gong How powerful? You have lots of minor powers, not one big one. Likes to hang with: Karma (It's true...lesbians are my favorite people) Always argues with: Colossus (he sucks dicks...'swhat I heard) Secretly in love with: Marvel Girl (I'm guessing they mean Jean Grey's daughter?) Appears in a crossover with: Iron Man Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for: 63 (hah, the fans prefer me to White Meat) Would you be in the movies? You make a brief background cameo. Fanbase: Teen Goths (sounds about right) Main enemy: Prism Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto. Likes to hang with Wolverine Always argues with Wolverine Secretly in love with Karma Appears in a crossover with The X-statix Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 125 Would you be in the movies? No, the CGI required to do you would be expensive. Fanbase A cult following of obsessive geeks. Main enemy Apocalypse Eventually you died and... Kept making cameos that hint you're still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Bitches, I'm a main character in the movies! Your real name Eduardo Pazos Your mutant alias Jax How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto. Likes to hang with Northstar Always argues with Storm Secretly in love with Karma Appears in a crossover with Ms. Marvel Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 102 Would you be in the movies? Yes, you'd be a main character in them. Fanbase Literature students who read too much into you. Main enemy Prism Eventually you died and... Had your mind implanted into a new body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 haha...you only got a leading role cause post-brokeback, you & Northstar kept the feeling going, but with mutant powers, which is quite the fettish crowd, id imagine. I bet you can taste those meaty, leading-man roles in your mouth right now, cant you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 IT says I liek to hang with Northstar, but got it on for Karma. You're just trying to get me alone so you can "convince" me to talk you up to the director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I was all for this until it said I was in love with Banshee Hear he's a screamer, though... Ugh, that joke embarrasses me even more than being in love with Banshee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Your real name Jay Your mutant alias Red How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto. Likes to hang with Storm Always argues with Havok Secretly in love with Banshee Appears in a crossover with Cable and Deadpool Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 85 Would you be in the movies? Yes, you'd be a main character in them. Fanbase Middle aged comic nerds. Main enemy Avalanche Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot! This is different from the one I created on the Knoll, & then I put the same info in & got something different again anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Your real name Eric Your mutant alias Chief Slapaho How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto. Likes to hang with Forge Always argues with Banshee Secretly in love with Nightcrawler ( Appears in a crossover with X-Factor Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 51 Would you be in the movies? You were mentioned briefly in conversation in one. Fanbase Youngsters looking for a role model. Main enemy Magneto Eventually you died and... Were brought back to life by technology. It's like *BAMF!* and he's all over the place! *BAMF!* *BAMF!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Your real name Sam Your mutant alias The Drifter How powerful? Not too powerful, but really cool anyway. Likes to hang with Havok Always argues with Beast Secretly in love with Marvel Girl Appears in a crossover with Spider-man Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 130 Would you be in the movies? Yes, but as a relatively minor character. Fanbase Newer fans who think you're hip and stuff. Main enemy Hellstorm Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Your real name Joel Your mutant alias Archangel How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto. Likes to hang with Marvel Girl Always argues with Gambit Secretly in love with Rogue Appears in a crossover with Iron Man (Oh yea) Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 10 Would you be in the movies? You make a brief background cameo. Fanbase Hip indie students. Main enemy Hellstorm Eventually you died and... Were replaced by alternate dimension you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Suddenly Magneto isn't looking so powerful with all these mutant on par with him, some off who are scarcely worth a mentio in the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 That's 'cause they/we fist cats in our spare time & I for one usually rock up to fight the X-Men with furry boxing gloves on, and there's no way to put a spin on that for a M15-rated movie. Shit. I'd be a main character. So I guess they'll make me a conflicted alcoholic who's family was killed by a cat-lover or something. This isn't revenge, it's feline molestation. I'm still bitter about that fucking movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 You know what the funny part is? It's that if you give the same input, the answer is always the same, no matter how many times you hit the button. So that means that you can go back and check to see who is posting the truth and who is lying... strange how many are secretly in love with Cyclops... BUSTED! hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Your real name Panch Rio Your mutant alias Apanchalypse How powerful? You're fairly powerful and cool looking. Likes to hang with Iceman Always argues with Bishop Secretly in love with Iceman Appears in a crossover with Ms. Marvel Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 111 Would you be in the movies? As a minor character in one of them. Fanbase Literature students who read too much into you. Main enemy Mystique Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie. This is SOOOOO me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Your real name Lycaon Your mutant alias Heretic How powerful? You can barely control your crazy mutation/s. Likes to hang with Charles Xavier Always argues with Colossus Secretly in love with Magma Appears in a crossover with Daredevil Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 135 Would you be in the movies? Yes, but as a relatively minor character. Fanbase Newer fans who think you're hip and stuff. Main enemy Sabretooth Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Your real name Logan Your mutant alias The Spoon How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto. Likes to hang with Havok Always argues with Colossus Secretly in love with Nightcrawler Appears in a crossover with The Avengers Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 19 Would you be in the movies? Your name makes a cameo on a computer screen. Fanbase Only hardcore Marvel fans like you. Main enemy Scanner (who?) Eventually you died and... Were replaced by alternate dimension you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 <img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://c.gigcount.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.11NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEzMDU3NTU*MTE5NDYmcHQ9MTMwNTc1NTQ3OTQzNiZwPW1lbWVnZW4ubmV*JmQ9Jmc9MSZvPTAwZjQ2NTNhZGJmZDRm/M2ZiNTZmYjA5YTcxNzBjYzNlJm9mPTA=.gif" /><div style="display:none"></form></div><div align="center"><form target="_top" action="/viewmeme.pl" method="post"><table style="border: 1px solid; border-color: 000000; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 10pt; width: 500px;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color: 1F87B2; color: FFFFFF; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">X-men character Generator by Darth Mongoose</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your real name</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your real name" value="Ben Burgess"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your mutant alias</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your mutant alias" value="Greyskull"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">How powerful?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Likes to hang with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Havok</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Always argues with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Jubilee</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Secretly in love with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Magma</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Appears in a crossover with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">The Young Avengers</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">125</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Would you be in the movies?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">As a minor character in one of them.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Fanbase</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Newer fans who think you're hip and stuff.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Main enemy</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">The Silver Samurai</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Eventually you died and...</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Kept making cameos that hint you're still alive.</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color:1F87B2; text-align: center; padding: 4px;"><input type="submit" value="Fill out your answers and try it on Memegen.net!"></td></tr></table><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074987257"></form></div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 <div style="display:none"></form></div><div align="center"><form target="_top" action="/viewmeme.pl" method="post"><table style="border: 1px solid; border-color: 000000; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 10pt; width: 500px;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color: 1F87B2; color: FFFFFF; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">X-men character Generator by Darth Mongoose</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your real name</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your real name" value="Dyana Burgess"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your mutant alias</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your mutant alias" value="Aartemys"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">How powerful?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Likes to hang with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Cyclops</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Always argues with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Rogue</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Secretly in love with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">White Queen</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Appears in a crossover with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Ms. Marvel</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">26</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Would you be in the movies?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">You make a brief background cameo.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Fanbase</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Literature students who read too much into you.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Main enemy</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Arclight</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Eventually you died and...</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Turned out not to be dead after all.</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color:1F87B2; text-align: center; padding: 4px;"><input type="submit" value="Fill out your answers and try it on Memegen.net!"></td></tr></table><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074987257"></form></div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 <div style="display:none"></form></div><div align="center"><form target="_top" action="/viewmeme.pl" method="post"><table style="border: 1px solid; border-color: 000000; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 10pt; width: 500px;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color: 1F87B2; color: FFFFFF; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">X-men character Generator by Darth Mongoose</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your real name</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your real name" value="Osama Bin Laden"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your mutant alias</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your mutant alias" value="Beardo"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">How powerful?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Very powerful, but out of control.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Likes to hang with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Archangel</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Always argues with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Northstar</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Secretly in love with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Iceman</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Appears in a crossover with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">If it's Marvel, you've been in it.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">148</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Would you be in the movies?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">As a minor character in one of them.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Fanbase</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Pop Artists who love your image.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Main enemy</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Sunspot</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Eventually you died and...</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Were retconned alive a few years later.</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color:1F87B2; text-align: center; padding: 4px;"><input type="submit" value="Fill out your answers and try it on Memegen.net!"></td></tr></table><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074987257"></form></div> FUCKING RETCONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the division of joy Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 <div style="display:none"></form></div><div align="center"><form target="_top" action="/viewmeme.pl" method="post"><table style="border: 1px solid; border-color: 000000; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 10pt; width: 500px;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color: 1F87B2; color: FFFFFF; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">X-men character Generator by Darth Mongoose</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your real name</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your real name" value="Ross McDermott"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your mutant alias</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your mutant alias" value="Cuntchops"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">How powerful?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Your powers have grown a lot through the series.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Likes to hang with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Karma</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Always argues with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Gambit</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Secretly in love with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Nightcrawler</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Appears in a crossover with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">If it's Marvel, you've been in it.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">97</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Would you be in the movies?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Yes, but as a relatively minor character.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Fanbase</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Young children think you're 'kewl'.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Main enemy</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Mimic</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Eventually you died and...</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Were brought back to life by technology.</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color:1F87B2; text-align: center; padding: 4px;"><input type="submit" value="Fill out your answers and try it on Memegen.net!"></td></tr></table><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074987257"></form></div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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