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I'm gonna hate myself for posting this here and not the pimp hand.

 

X-Men character generator

 

Your real name Nicholas Custer

Your mutant alias The Other White Meat

How powerful? You're maybe a little overpowered.

Likes to hang with Magma

(the ho from New Mutants and X-Men Legends?)

Always argues with Jean Grey

(cause she reads my dirty, dirty mind)

Secretly in love with Dazzler

(but then i found out it was just Mystique again)

Appears in a crossover with Daredevil

(fuckin' right, Matt's hardcore these days)

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 26

(a short-and-sweet MAX series written by Bendis, and i tagged Jessica Jones in the ass after Cage did).

Would you be in the movies? Yes, but as a relatively minor character.

Fanbase Middle aged comic nerds.

Main enemy Sunspot

Eventually you died and... Were brought back to life by magic.

 

dammit, if my alias was "Little Caesar, bitch-pleaser" my main enemy'd be Onslaught. That's fuckin amazing.

wait till you see Skeeter's answers....

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Your real name:

Nick H.

 

Your mutant alias:

Tuff Gong

 

How powerful?

You have lots of minor powers, not one big one.

 

Likes to hang with:

Karma (It's true...lesbians are my favorite people)

Karma.jpg

 

Always argues with:

Colossus (he sucks dicks...'swhat I heard)

 

Secretly in love with:

Marvel Girl (I'm guessing they mean Jean Grey's daughter?)

 

Appears in a crossover with:

Iron Man

 

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for:

63 (hah, the fans prefer me to White Meat)

 

Would you be in the movies?

You make a brief background cameo.

 

Fanbase:

Teen Goths (sounds about right)

 

Main enemy:

Prism

 

Eventually you died and...

Were recreated as a robot!

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How powerful?

You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.

 

Likes to hang with

Wolverine

 

Always argues with

Wolverine

 

Secretly in love with

Karma

Appears in a crossover with

The X-statix

 

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for

125

 

Would you be in the movies?

No, the CGI required to do you would be expensive.

 

Fanbase

A cult following of obsessive geeks.

 

Main enemy

Apocalypse

 

Eventually you died and...

Kept making cameos that hint you're still alive.

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Bitches, I'm a main character in the movies!

 

Your real name Eduardo Pazos

Your mutant alias Jax

How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.

Likes to hang with Northstar

Always argues with Storm

Secretly in love with Karma

Appears in a crossover with Ms. Marvel

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 102

Would you be in the movies? Yes, you'd be a main character in them.

Fanbase Literature students who read too much into you.

Main enemy Prism

Eventually you died and... Had your mind implanted into a new body.

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haha...you only got a leading role cause post-brokeback, you & Northstar kept the feeling going, but with mutant powers, which is quite the fettish crowd, id imagine.

I bet you can taste those meaty, leading-man roles in your mouth right now, cant you?

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Your real name Jay

Your mutant alias Red

How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.

Likes to hang with Storm

Always argues with Havok

Secretly in love with Banshee

Appears in a crossover with Cable and Deadpool

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 85

Would you be in the movies? Yes, you'd be a main character in them.

Fanbase Middle aged comic nerds.

Main enemy Avalanche

Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot!

 

This is different from the one I created on the Knoll, & then I put the same info in & got something different again anyways.

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Your real name Eric

Your mutant alias Chief Slapaho

How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.

Likes to hang with Forge

Always argues with Banshee

Secretly in love with Nightcrawler (

Appears in a crossover with X-Factor

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 51

Would you be in the movies? You were mentioned briefly in conversation in one.

Fanbase Youngsters looking for a role model.

Main enemy Magneto

Eventually you died and... Were brought back to life by technology.

 

 

It's like *BAMF!* and he's all over the place! *BAMF!* *BAMF!*

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Your real name Sam

Your mutant alias The Drifter

How powerful? Not too powerful, but really cool anyway.

Likes to hang with Havok

Always argues with Beast

Secretly in love with Marvel Girl

Appears in a crossover with Spider-man

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 130

Would you be in the movies? Yes, but as a relatively minor character.

Fanbase Newer fans who think you're hip and stuff.

Main enemy Hellstorm

Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot!

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Your real name Joel

Your mutant alias Archangel

How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.

Likes to hang with Marvel Girl

Always argues with Gambit

Secretly in love with Rogue

Appears in a crossover with Iron Man (Oh yea)

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 10

Would you be in the movies? You make a brief background cameo.

Fanbase Hip indie students.

Main enemy Hellstorm

Eventually you died and... Were replaced by alternate dimension you.

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That's 'cause they/we fist cats in our spare time & I for one usually rock up to fight the X-Men with furry boxing gloves on, and there's no way to put a spin on that for a M15-rated movie.

 

Shit. I'd be a main character. So I guess they'll make me a conflicted alcoholic who's family was killed by a cat-lover or something. This isn't revenge, it's feline molestation.

 

I'm still bitter about that fucking movie.

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You know what the funny part is? It's that if you give the same input, the answer is always the same, no matter how many times you hit the button. So that means that you can go back and check to see who is posting the truth and who is lying... strange how many are secretly in love with Cyclops... BUSTED! hehehe :eh:

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Your real name Panch Rio

Your mutant alias Apanchalypse

How powerful? You're fairly powerful and cool looking.

Likes to hang with Iceman

Always argues with Bishop

Secretly in love with Iceman

Appears in a crossover with Ms. Marvel

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 111

Would you be in the movies? As a minor character in one of them.

Fanbase Literature students who read too much into you.

Main enemy Mystique

Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie.

 

This is SOOOOO me!

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Your real name Lycaon

Your mutant alias Heretic

How powerful? You can barely control your crazy mutation/s.

Likes to hang with Charles Xavier

Always argues with Colossus

Secretly in love with Magma

Appears in a crossover with Daredevil

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 135

Would you be in the movies? Yes, but as a relatively minor character.

Fanbase Newer fans who think you're hip and stuff.

Main enemy Sabretooth

Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie.

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Your real name Logan

Your mutant alias The Spoon

How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.

Likes to hang with Havok

Always argues with Colossus

Secretly in love with Nightcrawler

Appears in a crossover with The Avengers

Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 19

Would you be in the movies? Your name makes a cameo on a computer screen.

Fanbase Only hardcore Marvel fans like you.

Main enemy Scanner (who?)

Eventually you died and... Were replaced by alternate dimension you.

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FUCKING RETCONS! :hulk:

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<div style="display:none"></form></div><div align="center"><form target="_top" action="/viewmeme.pl" method="post"><table style="border: 1px solid; border-color: 000000; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 10pt; width: 500px;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color: 1F87B2; color: FFFFFF; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">X-men character Generator by Darth Mongoose</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your real name</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your real name" value="Ross McDermott"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Your mutant alias</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000"><input type="text" name="Your mutant alias" value="Cuntchops"></td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">How powerful?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Your powers have grown a lot through the series.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Likes to hang with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Karma</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Always argues with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Gambit</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Secretly in love with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Nightcrawler</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Appears in a crossover with</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">If it's Marvel, you've been in it.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">97</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Would you be in the movies?</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Yes, but as a relatively minor character.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Fanbase</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Young children think you're 'kewl'.</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Main enemy</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Mimic</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color:4FA7D2; border: 1px solid black; color: 000000; padding: 2px;">Eventually you died and...</td><td style="background-color:FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; padding: 2px; color: 000000">Were brought back to life by technology.</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color:1F87B2; text-align: center; padding: 4px;"><input type="submit" value="Fill out your answers and try it on Memegen.net!"></td></tr></table><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074987257"></form></div>

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