Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 OK, so at the request of a party whom shall remain anonymous until that party's own self-exposure, I am creating this poll. I will say this, it's definitely not me, and it's DEFINITELY NOT La Lindsay. Defintely not at La Lindsay's request. Feel free to discuss.
Senshik Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 OK, so at the request of a party whom shall remain anonymous until that party's own self-exposure, I am creating this poll. I will say this, it's definitely not me, and it's DEFINITELY NOT La Lindsay. Defintely not at La Lindsay's request. Feel free to discuss. The origins of this request derived by an ackward moment that was supposed to be a joke Sir Jax-a-lot had made... From that moment on, arose my theory that MOST if not all single hondonians would date LL if she were single. Thus far, it has been proven true. I TOLD YOU WENDY!!!!! IN YO FACCCCCCCE
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 From that moment on, arose my theory that MOST if not all single hondonians would date LL if she were single. Thus far, it has been proven true. I TOLD YOU WENDY!!!!! IN YO FACCCCCCCE To which arose my counter-theory, most hondonians originally registered on Hondo's in order to have a shot at La Lindsay. As for you Don, shut your flithy mouth! Respect the poll or move on. Lindsay is polling pretty well among straight males and straight females. More news as the numbers come in. it's DEFINITELY NOT La Lindsay. Defintely not at La Lindsay's request. Also, I feel I should be more specific about this not being at Lindsay's request. There was a specific request on Lindsay's part that this poll never be created. So, yeah, there should be little ambiguity as to whether this poll was created at Lindsay's pleasure. It was not. The only reason I don't feel bad about it is that I have no soul and no remorse Lindsay will never see this unless someone points her to it, at whihc point, it's that person's fault for making her feel embarassed, not mine.
IguanaDon? Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 As for you Don, shut your flithy mouth! Respect the poll or move on. Oh I respect the poll. I respect it entirely. Yeah, I'd bang LL senseless given a morsal of chance :-) Nope, I won't withdraw this statement, It's cold, disgraceful... and turns me on.
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 Did you PM Lindsay a link to this poll? She is gonna be so mad at you! Not me. I just made the poll. YOU made her aware of it. Not my fault!
Senshik Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Nah... she's ah. well... out of it... THis poll is about dating LL, not BANGING HER!!! that's why I reacted the way i did!!! I think she had too much too drink last night... i feel terrible though cuz i kept encouraging her. btw, thanks Jax for checking up on us. I appreciate it. We got pretty wasted, or more like ... she did.... >_
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 Awesome. I still wish you would have taken me up on the offer to crash at my place. Drunken Guitar Hero all nigth long! Complete with real life rock star vomiting. Woo!
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 Nah... she's ah. well... out of it... THis poll is about dating LL, not BANGING HER!!! that's why I reacted the way i did!!! Oh yes! Um, flithy minded creatures these people are talking about "banging" her. The...thought...never...entered...my...mind. Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket! Shame on the rest of you. Yeah. Yeah.
MetalHeart Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 I would date her! I would take her out to a movie, then we would walk around a nice park sans bums, and then perhaps if that worked up some hunger time we would grab some nice food (whatevs she prefer) and then come back to my place for movie watching and drinking! My ideal date with LL
IguanaDon? Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Oh wait, I'm truly sorry.. I didn't know we had to be civilised. Yeah, I'd do the same as Mh I expect.
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 I'd probably throw in a moonlight stroll on the beach to boot. Plus I'd cook her dinner myself.
MetalHeart Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Woah woah woah, you trying to one up me there sir? I'd cook her dinner, too! and that park walk (perhaps... at the water gardens?) would totally be moonlit!
Senshik Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 I'm so glad you guys have become civilized. Save for MH, she was always civil. what a sweetheart! ***hugs***
Newtype Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Woah woah woah, you trying to one up me there sir? I'd cook her dinner, too! and that park walk (perhaps... at the water gardens?) would totally be moonlit! MH has all beat. You won't find a better place then the water gardens. (I've been then before good pick)
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 I'm so glad you guys have become civilized. Save for MH, she was always civil. what a sweetheart! ***hugs*** When was I ever uncivil? I'm a perfect gentleman. And MH, don't take it personnal, I am always trying to one up everybody at everything. So I'd frigging take Lindsay to, Venice or something. I definitely let her pick the movie, even if she picked something lame, cause I'm just that classy. But she'd never pick something lame, and that's why I'm pretend dating her in the first place. I'd totally pick up a bottle of wine for the dinner too. I'd go all out, like, over $20 and stuff. Top rail all the way. It would be the best hypothetical date ever.
MetalHeart Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 And MH, don't take it personnal, I am always trying to one up everybody at everything. ooooooh boy it is ON! Me and You, fight until the death, for the hand of Linsday and a night of supreme dating!
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 Oh yeah, I'd fucking bring her some white chocolate truffles! You ever had one of those? Their like chocolate magic in ball form. Beat that, Texy!
MetalHeart Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 bwahahaha LL would rather have a taste of Sexy Texy than Floozy Floridy!
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 Pu-lease! Ain't no 10 gallon hat big enough to hold all the romancin' I'd bring to the table. You bes' check yoself leas' you wreck yoself.
The NZA Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 a few things to know about ms. Brown before tossing into the "bang her senslessly" vote, which i respect Don's honesty for. 1) She is a dirty, dirty girl, and not in the hot kinda way you kids are thinking. You may be unaware of our current garbage bag battle, but i assure you, it does not cast her in a good light. i have caught her, on numerous occassions, rolling around in piles of her dirty clothes saying "angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress" and other frightening reznor lyrics. These are not lies. 2) she is ridiculous. She blames insects for her she-hulk like tantrums which have resulted in the desctruction of numerous piece of furniture. Sure, her engineering/fort-building skills are top notch, but youre all unaware of her dark, destructive side. She will likely snap and break you, and again, not in the kind of way youre thinking. 3) "oh, her taste in music is great, she's got ears' or something like that, blah blah blah: the woman has 4 songs, and im not including that peaches one about sucking titties cause its not even really a song. You planning on spending a lotta time around her? i hope you like The Smiths. No, i hope you like that one song you know by them. I hope you like it so much, youre ready to hear it with such frequency that it varies from maddening to being indistinugishable from say, the sounds of traffic. 4) her current boyfriend is a tall pretty-boy with money. He's a good guy, from what ive seen, but im throwin him out there as a factor. I mean, ive thought of dating him myself. 5) You think you know indecision? Yes? No? Not quite sure? Fuck you, you know nothing. Today, she drives a really old buick, and wants to be a stunt car racer, a dental assistant and a forensic pathologist, and she loves you, oh how she loves you. Next week, she'll drive a less-old buick, she'll be a social worker who aspires to playing tennis on the moon and she doesnt even remember your number. There is a lot more to the lovely miss Lindsay Brown, but im only allowed to reveal so much, because she has a pact with Senshik to assist shanking me in my sleep if i reveal too much. Im simply offering the other, darker, new-music-hating side that not many of you are privy too. So yes, i voted no, and not just because i see her as a sister and thus logically do not allow myself to believe she has a jaiknee, but moreso because, as she stated in the tattoo thread: have a small rose on my lower back near my hip. i got it when i was 14 or 15. and i've been a total slut since. ...i'm a big slut. and i love it. slut slut slut. slut. Her words. my vote.
Reverend Jax Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 Never met a woman that wasn't crazy, Nick. And I'm guessing none of the guys on here have either. They're all fucking looney tunes. I don't see you're point.
The NZA Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 so, you know that estrogen makes these broads crazy, and you think that knowledge will save you when LL she-hulks on you, to the tune of the Smiths? You do realize she's a damn good shot with a sidearm, too, right? you think you can handle the brown?! that's what a fool believes, Jax! That's what a fool believes.
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