Signal08 Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 I'd date her. Shes very attractive, very funny, and has enough guts to stand her ground on opinions and all. Cool gal with a backbone... deserves anyones attention. oh... and any lady who knows her way around a firearm...
Reverend Jax Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 so, you know that estrogen makes these broads crazy, and you think that knowledge will save you when LL she-hulks on you, to the tune of the Smiths? You do realize she's a damn good shot with a sidearm, too, right? you think you can handle the brown?! that's what a fool believes, Jax! That's what a fool believes. I think I can handle that crazy. You remember my sister? The one you have the hots for? Yeah, I've dealt with her anger issues for damn near my whole life. And she's fucking strong and doesn't hold back either. Dead arms, dead legs, she's thrown me down a hill once, out of trees many times, kicked me in the face using her heel, hard. Plus she's like a bipolar craps shot. To answer your question, I think I could handle the brown.
La Lindsay Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 i really can't believe you actually made this thread.
Jables Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 If year-two with the Lani has taught me anything, it's that crazy has no bottom floor & Doritos or Spaghetti pizzas will settle ANY arguement. Judging by my exposure to Linds, this advice is VERY applicable. Start your engines gennelmen, and see you in the Snackfoods aisle.
Senshik Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Just look at her! Who wouldn't want to date her! She sooooo down!!! and druuuuuuuunk. Thank yoooooooooou LL for coming out with me and my friends on Saturday... I'm just sorry I got you sick... and your welcome for helping you get past it. More pix @ Hondonian pictures!
Reverend Jax Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 Haha, you two have name tags on your boobalahs. And who's bra is that? And Lindsay, yes, I thought the poll was too idiosyncratic not to make. Though, if you'll recall, it wasn't my idea, and Kerstin did TELL me to make it. As for you advice skeet, every woman has her kryptonite. While all have a weakness for compliments, for some it's not enough to supress the hulk-rage, and others have x-ray vision when it comes to the sincerity of such compliments. While for Alana it may be pizza and doritos, for another girl it made be something else. If you'll remember, in one Daffy Duck cartoon, he read that the Tasmanian Devil could be soothed with music. It only seemed to work out for that one episode, because evidently Bugs Bunny never had access to teh same encyclopedia Daffy did, but the effect was strong. Like in most every aspect of life, we can all learn something from Daffy here. Except that in real life, the answer does not lie in a comically oversized encyclopedia that contains an entry with your specific girl's name with little information other than a useful tip on how to calm her rage. Remember that. Anyway, off to Hondonain pictures I go!
Reverend Jax Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 So the polling had now broken down to 10 hetero males that would date Lindsay, 2 hetero males that wouldn't (one of which is Nick), and three straight females that would. The second self proclaimed unwilling hetero male has yet to step forward, but the speculation in the global blogosphere is off the chart. Who is this mystery man?
La Lindsay Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 i think i know who it is. anyway, thanks kertins for inviting me out and sticking up for me and making sure i made my way safely back to the fort. for all of that and more, i think that yes, you can have a pony. it can be yours. and thank you jax for offering a place to stay and play drunken guitar hero.
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