CaterpillarScheme Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 New Radicals, You Get What You Give When I look at you Oh, I dont know whats (true) Once in a while And you make me laugh And Ill see (you) tomorrow And it wont be long Once in a while Then you take me down Then you walk (away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 27, 2008 Author Share Posted November 27, 2008 Almost a month later.... That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Almost a month later.... That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage." Alice's Restaurant New lyrics- He's got morning glory and life's a different story everything going jackonary touched with his own mortality he's reading Balzac, knocking back prozac it's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully blind it's a century's remedy for the faint of heart a new start, try the simple life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Alice's Restaurant New lyrics- He's got morning glory and life's a different story everything going jackonary touched with his own mortality he's reading Balzac, knocking back prozac it's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully blind it's a century's remedy for the faint of heart a new start, try the simple life That was Blur-Country House New lyrics- I was talking, not two days ago To a certian bartender, I'm lucky to know And i asked Henry, my bartending friend If i should bother dating, unfamous men and henry said, you're lucky to even know me you're lucky to be alive you're lucky to be drinking here for free, cause I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 27, 2008 Author Share Posted December 27, 2008 New lyrics.... Let me tell you now, Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Revolution, Evolution, Masturbation, Flagellation, Regulation, Integrations, Mediations, United Nations, Congratulations.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 That was Blur-Country HouseNew lyrics- I was talking, not two days ago To a certian bartender, I'm lucky to know And i asked Henry, my bartending friend If i should bother dating, unfamous men and henry said, you're lucky to even know me you're lucky to be alive you're lucky to be drinking here for free, cause I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes... oh Noes! ya'lls need some lessons in the very awesome early works of Liz Phair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 New lyrics.... Let me tell you now, Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Revolution, Evolution, Masturbation, Flagellation, Regulation, Integrations, Mediations, United Nations, Congratulations.... Give Peace A Chance (reminds me...I need to get that one on my iPod) New lyrics: When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son, Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 (edited) Johnny Cash- Folsom Prison Blues.<---way to easy! one more time...I'll make it easy, like a drunk whore, only sexier. New lyrics. Ohhh make me tonight... make me right. oh make me tonight oo make it magnificent (sp? lulz!), tonight, (repeat it two more times...then one more...like a drama queen) oh your hair is beautiful. oh tonight..... then just repeat that shit w a gay bar beat like a zillion times! Edited December 27, 2008 by Dr.Girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 (edited) Johnny Cash- Folsom Prison Blues.<---way to easy! one more time...I'll make it easy, like a drunk whore, only sexier. New lyrics. Ohhh make me tonight... make me right. oh make me tonight oo make it magnificent (sp? lulz!), tonight, (repeat it two more times...then one more...like a drama queen) oh your hair is beautiful. oh tonight..... then just repeat that shit w a gay bar beat like a zillion times! No shit, Shirley. We can't all go off spousing obscure Liz Phair & Blondie lyrics like some sad cutter from the 90s. :p Your last one was ATOMIC by Blondie, which I only know b/c an ex-gf used to play their greatest hits album CONSTANT-FUCKING-LY in college. New (and markedly more difficult than my previous effort) lyrics: Wind me up, put me me down, start me up, and watch me go. I'll be running circles around ya sooner than ya know. A little off center and I'm out of tune... Edited December 27, 2008 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 last post was THE CAESERS - JERK IT OUT New Lyrics When you're going down on me In between the sheets Or the sound you make with every breath you take Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 New lyrics: Under a blood red sky A crowd has gathered in black and white Arms entwined, the chosen few The newspapers says, says Say it's true it's true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Hey JAX aren't u suppose to figure out the last posters lyrics before you post a new one?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 New lyrics: Under a blood red sky A crowd has gathered in black and white Arms entwined, the chosen few The newspapers says, says Say it's true it's true... U2...I think it was New Years ----------------------------------- NEW LYRICS It's like You were my favorite drug The only problem is That you was using me In a different way Than I was using you But now that I know It's not meant to be You gotta go I gotta wean myself off of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 Get back to us on what song that was, diamond. New lyrics for a new year: Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 It was REHAB from Rihanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) Get back to us on what song that was, diamond. New lyrics for a new year: Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES! That's the mothafuckin' Beastie Boys! Rhymin' And Stealin'. enterprising wise men look to the horizon thinking more capitalism is the wisdom and imprison all citizens inpowered with rhythm we keep the funk alive by talking with idioms Edited March 9, 2009 by Thelogan Prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 That's the mothafuckin' Beastie Boys! Rhymin' And Stealin'. enterprising wise men look to the horizon thinking more capitalism is the wisdom and imprison all citizens inpowered with rhythm we keep the funk alive by talking with idioms Deltron, though I can't remeber the song... All pain disappears, its the nature of my circuitry Drowns out all I hear, theres no escape from this, my new consciousness That me that you know used to have feelings But the blood has stopped pumping and hes left to decay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 I think that's The Becoming by NIN, right? if so I'll post up lyrics. lemme know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 I think that's The Becoming by NIN, right? if so I'll post up lyrics. lemme know You're right.... How did you of all people know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Jesy's a huge NIN fan Why'd you have to go so soon? It seems like yesterday we were hanging Round the hood Now I'm gonna keep your memory alive Like a homie should Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 what do I do if no one can guess the song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 You wait a few more days than you have done, and put up new ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopcruz Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Yeesh, that's a generic dead homie one. Sounds like the Master P one, but I know it ain't. Then again, it's not like I listen to all that much rap in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 at the very least Nick should know this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Groan. I was really hoping someone else would get this so I wouldn't have to, but I will feign ignorance no longer (and I know some of you too-cool-for-school motherfuckers are doing the same thing). It's Gangsta Lean, I believe the artist is Az Yet. New lyrics. I'm gonna be omitting the lines that say the name of the song. I count the corpses on my left, I find them not to tidy So I better get away, better make it today. I've cut twenty-three down since Friday But I can't control it, my face is drawn My instinct still emotes it. I slash them cold I kill them dead I broke the gooks I cracked their heads I'll bomb them out from under their beds It seems the peacefuls stopped the war Left generals squashed and stifled But I'll slip out again tonight 'Cause they haven't taken back my rifle. For I promote Oblivion And I'll plug a few civilians. I'll slash them cold I'll kill them dead I'll break them gooks I'll crack their heads I'll slice them till they're running red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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