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ok... i totally had to get this song out there.... so i did the *gasp* internet thing..... (but to saturday night live!!!) i had recently downloaded the 'valentine' song from saturday night live... basically this guy named jimmy vallon redoes songs for the holidays reminicent of weird al and plays em on the guitar while singing... so if you're talking the same song i am, here goes (try singing this to the melody of the song)...

 

She said she likes hard candy

I said yeah who doesn't

She likes the little candies

Her favorite ones with the hearts

With all the words on them like 'hug me' and 'kiss me' and 'miss ya' and 'cutie pie'

And I said if I get those then maybe tonight you'll be mine

Valentine

She said you're a complete idiot

Cause it's almost midnight on Valentine's Day and I haven't gotten one damn candy

And I said if I get you those things then maybe you'll be mine

Valentine

Took her hand, brushed back her hair and I sang to her

I said if I get you those things then maybe you'll be mine

Valentine

I know a place

It's open up all night

Valentine

Valentine

Valentine

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Nah, MLB was taling about "Amphetamine" by everclear methinks. Great band, pretty underratted.

 

Here's one from another band I think is really underrated, from the most underrated cd on earth IMO.

 

Not such a hard one tho

 

"but i still feel you pulse like sonar from the days in the waves

that girl is like a sunburn

i would like to say

the girl is like a sunburn

i would like to say

she's like a sunburn

she's like a sunburn "

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Shawn Mullins' "Lullaby" couldnt' get the damn song out of my head.

 

way to bust my bubble, junker. just wait... i'll put something on less alternative-like....

 

btw... ic, that was really mean putting a fluke song on there....

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Wow, Spiffy busted me out - but damn man you suck at this game!

Junker's was "Never let you go" by Third Eye Blind - still waitin on that new album review man...

 

OK here's one that should be easy for Spiffy, but Junker has to stay quiet:

 

a simple man

a sycophant

her elephant with the laughing call

she wants clean sheets

and fresh flowers

and dental shots

and the hong kong glue..

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I know who this is but the song - I havenae clue. So I'm not gonna say squat (as I usually make an ass outta myself with my stoopid ass song titles) except give a clue who it is.

 

Bald dude married to the bassist with an Asian guitar player who had a hit single solo and a horrible junkie of a drummer. Don't really smile alot. They were pretty big.

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Annie-Dog, Smashing Pumpkins.

 

Swallow purple terror candy

Don't forget to breathe

Sickened by the wanting

And drowning from the need

This dichromatic vision

Of one who does not care

To sipping cocktail sedatives

Two months to hide somewhere...

 

Once someone gets this (if anyone does), everyone who's mildly interested go find the rest of the lyrics, or ask me for them, or whatever. They're pretty wild. We're talking organ donation here. ;) Nearly the whole album's like this. Wouldn't know it from the released singles...

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Starting from scratch...

 

...and the earth becomes my throne

I adapt to the unknown

under wandering stars I've grown

by myself but not alone

I ask no one

 

...and my ties are severed clean

the less I have the more I gain

off the beaten path I reign

rover wanderer

nomad vagabond

call me what you will

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Whereever I May Roam, Metallica, of their fifth album, the self-titled album often refered to as "The Black Album."

 

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along.

When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)

If you feel like letting go, (hold on)

If you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on

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Jax, get back to us on that one...moving along...

 

Empty spaces - what are we living for

Abandoned places - I guess we know the score

On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...

Another hero, another mindless crime

Behind the curtain, in the pantomime

Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore

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Why aren't we playing the Lyrics game??

 

Empty spaces - what are we living for

Abandoned places - I guess we know the score

On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...

Another hero, another mindless crime

Behind the curtain, in the pantomime

Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore

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