Reverend Jax Posted September 12, 2006 Posted September 12, 2006 The fight club fight to end all fight club fights!
Iambaytor Posted September 12, 2006 Posted September 12, 2006 The fuckin' Hulkster, naturally. I mean come on? A guy who shoots crocs, or a guy who can fucking wrestle a croc? The common thread between the two is that both of them sucked once they went Hollywood.
Jables Posted September 12, 2006 Posted September 12, 2006 ... Thankyou Jax I envisage a short fight here sportsfans. Hulkmania's got it all over Mick Dundee in terms of reach, weight, and sex appeal, but Paul hogan has the unique edge of being perfectly willing to fuck mud if he thought it's wriggle. Hollywood Hogan's gonna bring the pain, but Dundee shimmies to the right & takes a shot at the pills. Sultanas that they are though, Hollywood doesn't feel it. A meaty elbow connects with The NEW & ORIGINAL Crocodile man's face and that about spells the end of this fight. The ref counts it out to 8 and he rises!!! Paul gets up with his face bleeding & so horribly concaved he's looking himself in the eye. What can he do from here sportsfans? There's no bowies or switchblades nor an african-American muggers in sight for him to dazzle, so what's his next move? Hollywood is cracking his neck & winding up that powerhouse arm of his for an uppercut, showy bastard that he is. Suddenly Paul Hogan whips something out of his kangaroo-skin vest and-- OH! In a massive upset, Hollywood hogan has left the ring! Fans are in an uproar as their favourite runs toward the locker room sobbing like a 12 year old girl without a pony! Fuck it. Add and all. YOU finish it.
Reverend Jax Posted September 12, 2006 Author Posted September 12, 2006 Fuck it. Add and all. YOU finish it. All that and you can't finish it up? What a cliffhanger....
Silent Bob Posted September 12, 2006 Posted September 12, 2006 Hey say what you want about Paul Hogan, but at least he hasn't resorted to a shitty reality tv show, yet. That alone gives him my vote.
Reverend Jax Posted September 12, 2006 Author Posted September 12, 2006 Are you saying that Hulk...doesn't know best?
CjDucky Posted September 12, 2006 Posted September 12, 2006 Hey say what you want about Paul Hogan, but at least he hasn't resorted to a shitty reality tv show, yet. That alone gives him my vote. Yeah... but Hulkster's daughter and wife are both hot. I think that makes them even. I think Hulk Hogan would kick Paul Hogans ass. I mean with all the steroids he's done. Unless of course he just strokes out because of the steroids. Hmmm... yeah.. i think i have to go slight edge to Hulk Hogan... *Edit* Because I goof off alot during work. I had time to find this. I think this makes him even for Hulkster's reality show. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paul_Hogan_Show
Jables Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Oh yeah. That's a proud moment for Australian TV. Got any comments about the tragic loss of Steve Irwin to drive another nail into my waning cultural dignity Ducky?
CjDucky Posted September 13, 2006 Posted September 13, 2006 Oh yeah. That's a proud moment for Australian TV. Got any comments about the tragic loss of Steve Irwin to drive another nail into my waning cultural dignity Ducky? Ummm no... but i met a stripper once who was from Austrailia....Melbourne she said...
Jables Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 Well shit. You didn't sleep with her didja? Melbourne chicks're the only thing dirtier than a King's Cross he/she or a cockroach. They'll take ya round the world, but at what a price...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 The Paul Hogan Show was awesome. I used to love it when I was allowed to stay up late and watch it on UTV. As for the fight, I trust you've all seen "Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles". The part when Mick and his son come across a peacefully meditating Iron Mike Tyson who Mick tells us later he could well handle. Tyson would kill Hogan, Dundee would kill Tyson. End of story.
Thelogan Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Surprisingly, Hulk Hogan is packing a large, girthy mule. So he wins.
alive she cried Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Because I goof off alot during work. I had time to find this. I think this makes him even for Hulkster's reality show. http://en.wikipedia....Paul_Hogan_Show Paul Hogan has a show, where a character's surname is "Wanker"? Episodes of the series generally opened with Hogan, playing a version of himself he called 'Hoges', presenting a stand-up comedy routine dressed in his bridge rigger's costume of boots, shorts, and shirt with sleeves cut off. The show then presented a series of comedy sketches, usually with Hogan in the lead role and playing various recurring characters, these include: Leo Wanker: an inept daredevil stuntman Also, looks like Hulk is packing an 8 inch python to go with his pair of 22 inch pythons (his arms).
Iambaytor Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 The fuckin' Hulkster, naturally. I mean come on? A guy who shoots crocs, or a guy who can fucking wrestle a croc? The common thread between the two is that both of them sucked once they went Hollywood. Good God 2006 Baytor, what the fuck was wrong with you? Did Devilsadvocate hack your account? Why do you sound like such a douchebag... OH 2006, I would've been about 17-18. Carry on.
IceManML Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 I agree... I mean comon... everyone knows once hulkster went hollywood the NWO was unstoppable.
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