The NZA Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 you get the idea. ill go first. Sarah Jessica Parker on no level do i find her attractive. its not entirely for "Sex & The City" tho taht didnt help her cause. I woudlnt even tip her as a waitress, so i really dont get what's hot about her.
Lycaon Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 I've said it before, she wasn't as bad looking when she was younger (say, about the time that Flight of the Navigator was filmed? No idea how old she was then, though). Still not saying much, though.
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 Yeah she's a fucking dog. I dug that brunette from Sex and the City though. She's old and shit, but fuck it. Maybe she hasn't had much cockinass so you could use it as "Grampa 2track's Famous Second Vagina". That doesn't mean I wouldn't bang her though, I'd do it 'cause Broderick is a cock. I mean, he's been in some killer movies but the fucker is too much of an ack-torrr for me. Also for all those stupid fucking bitches who say shit like "I'm such a Samantha" or whatever. If I ever heard one say "I am so a Carrie Bradshaw", I could be all like "Oh yeah, well then you better spread your browneye and don't be expecting me to hock a loogie in there 'cause I'm going in dry as the desert".
The NZA Posted December 31, 2006 Author Posted December 31, 2006 ..its good were unanimous here, but we should really post other turkeys you wouldnt wanna stuff. i was gonna play the paris card, but it really plays itself.
the division of joy Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 this actually makes me feel nauseous.... jocelyne wildenstein
the division of joy Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 that makes sarah jessica parker look highly fuckable
MetalHeart Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 this actually makes me feel nauseous.... jocelyne wildenstein Issat a real life Arseface?!
The NZA Posted December 31, 2006 Author Posted December 31, 2006 funny, cause "that fella's got a face like an arse." was what came to mind when i saw it.
Nanno Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 yep she's real alright! you should hear her story! If i was bothered enough i'd find a link to one
the division of joy Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 appearently she spent 2 million in surgery to make herself look more feline, in an attempt to win her billionaire husband back, reason being that they have a big animal ranch/thingy in africa and he has a penchant for tigers and cats alike.... fucked up... id rather spend 2 million on well... Anything else pretty much..... than to look like that... it is actually vomit inducing, if you're off guard... its sickening that 1, the lengths people go to look like things, and 2, how much money people will spend on such fickle things...
Iambaytor Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 Issat a real life Arseface?! Okay am I the only one who thought that that was Stifler's mom at first glance?
Jables Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 Priceless. That fucking actress is exactly who I thought of too. That ugly bitch doesn't count though since she's only famous as a cosmetic surgury blooper. All tits'n lips. And not in a good way. My list though- Thought've putting my pecker near that gives me the dry-heaves, almost as bad as it does for this Not even with 2Track's dick.
the division of joy Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 ahh juliette lewis.. one of the few women that can emulate the effects of skinny-dipping on an icy day on my genitals purely by thinking of her and her musical career........
Jables Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 Oh shit! I forgot all about this Maybe I should DL a couple o'tracks for next time my housemates scratch my 360 games & someone needs an example made of them...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 I'd fuck Lewis and Blair. Lewis is a nutjob, so I'm sure she'd be pretty good in the sack and Selma Blair is alright. Remember that bit in Storytelling.. NIGGER FUCK ME! Oh, that crazy Storytelling...
the division of joy Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 betcha you woudln't fuck wildenstein.. even if you were drunk...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 I've fucked worse...yeah probably not. Maybe just for the story element.
the division of joy Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 if beer your beer goggles can find that attractive, you need your head checked.. stat... i wouldn't go near that thing, not with your nor anyone elses cock
the division of joy Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 here, in a long list of others you wouldn't touch with your worst enemy's cock
Jables Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 And if you look to your left you'll see 2Track & Dodge making nice. Behold the majic of Wonderman & Viva Pinata.
the division of joy Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 hells.. i don't mind making nice with 2t... i'd rather be friends than foe with him.... i don't dislike him whatsoever....
Jables Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 here, in a long list of others you wouldn't touch with your worst enemy's cock Eh. I'd prolly throw her a sympathy length. Mmmm. liverspotted titties.
the division of joy Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 dude skeet.. that made me shiver... in bad bad Bad ways...
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