alive she cried Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Jean Claude Van Damme movies - NO exceptions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Anything that Eugene Levvy has a major role in that was made after Armed and Dangerous. Any of the American Pie type movies all of which were funnier the first time when they were called Porky's but I don't just mean American Pie I also mean like 40 Days and 40 Nights and all the other useless virgins try to get laid genre, it annoys the shit out of me and they really aren't that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 I would make an exception for Timecop, that movie rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Any of the American Pie type movies all of which were funnier the first time when they were called Porky's but I don't just mean American Pie I also mean like 40 Days and 40 Nights and all the other useless virgins try to get laid genre, it annoys the shit out of me and they really aren't that funny. 40-Year Old Virgin included? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 40-Year Old Virgin included? I swear that they wanted to make 2 different movies with that on I both hate and love 40-Year Old Virgin at the same time and can't formulate a straight opinion on it to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Anything that Eugene Levvy has a major role in that was made after Armed and Dangerous. Says the man that has obviously NEVER seen a Christopher Guest mockumentary in his entire life. Best In Show, a Mighty Wind, Waiting For Guffman, For Your Consideration... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Says the man that has obviously NEVER seen a Christopher Guest mockumentary in his entire life. Best In Show, a Mighty Wind, Waiting For Guffman, For Your Consideration... No I've seen them, and yes they were funny and I got the jokes, the irony, all of that. I just didn't really enjoy them. And Eugene Levy plays the same general role in every movie that he's in, he's always the weird guy. A little variety would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 You know how I know 'baytor's gay? He doesn't like The 40 Year Old Virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 And Eugene Levy plays the same general role in every movie that he's in, he's always the weird guy. A little variety would be nice. "Weird guy?" Here in East Coast America we refer to it as "Jewish." You know how I know 'baytor's gay? He doesn't like The 40 Year Old Virgin. Oh man, did you see the DVD extra with the extended scene of that? Evidently, it wasn't in the script they we supposed to say something ese while playing videogames, adn they just started improving it for like 10 minutes of the "You know how I know you're gay?" schtick. They edited it down to their favorites for the movie. They we wise to do so, but watching that original take, knowing they were improving it is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 40 Year Old Virgin had it's moments I liked most of the story with Steve Carrell the other 3 guys were just too over-the-top for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 the other 3 guys were just too over-the-top for my liking. Speaking ill of a Paul Rudd performance = Loss of 50 cool points. The man is our generation's Laurence Olivier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Speaking ill of a Paul Rudd performance = Loss of 50 cool points. The man is our generation's Laurence Olivier. Eh I knew I couldn't stay on your liked list forever. I had a good run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Oh man, did you see the DVD extra with the extended scene of that? Evidently, it wasn't in the script they we supposed to say something ese while playing videogames, adn they just started improving it for like 10 minutes of the "You know how I know you're gay?" schtick. They edited it down to their favorites for the movie. They we wise to do so, but watching that original take, knowing they were improving it is priceless. Yeah, that out-take was worth the price of the DVD alone. And the three over-the-toppers made the movie but especially Rogen and Rudd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 anything with kevin costner in it. anything. no fucking exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze byrne Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 anything that does'nt star a pony tailed david seaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 anything with kevin costner in it. anything. no fucking exceptions. A-fucking-men. It's like there's a cloud of boring following him around, I might make an exception fro Open Range but even Robert Duvall's greatness couldn't override Costner's suckiness plus the movie was only meh anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze byrne Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I don't see you makein anything better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 kevin costner could be in a movie with jesus christ and a real live unicorn and i would still refuse to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Theres not much i wont at least give a try. Most movies that go straight to dvd are prettyawful. I absolutely mean jean claud van damme here. Fucker just went so downhill lately. He releases all these shitty movies! has he no pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Theres not much i wont at least give a try. Most movies that go straight to dvd are prettyawful. I absolutely mean jean claud van damme here. Fucker just went so downhill lately. He releases all these shitty movies! has he no pride. Lately? Where did his career spike cause I must've missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Probably with Cyborg, Bloodsport, and Universal Soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Wow, that's a pretty low peak but then again this is Jean Claude Van Dumbass we're talking about here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 With TimeCop. A peak doesn't have to be high, it just valleys all around itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 T, to tha A, to the S-T-E-Y Girl you tasty, T, to tha A, to the S-T-E-Y Girl you tasty, D, to tha E, to tha L-I-S-- Oh hello, I didn't see you there. My name's Skeeter, but you can call me daddy. Haha When I'm not bobbing away to that irrepresible fergie's latest album, I'm fighting. Now 'What does that mean for me?' you may ask, but I'm here to tell you. I'm currently campaigning(I'd use the term 'fighting', but it's such an ugly word) for moderator status of Hondos Fight Club and I need your help. Y'see, there's a man who says fluffball polls about who's had more underaged arse between Iron Man & the Green Lantern are a pulsing underbelly to rich cultural statements, but won't allow fisting. Now a few of you may ask, 'But Skeet, how do we fight without fists?' and that's a damned good question Timmy. Where would we be without fists? How would conflicts be settled? How else would a man satisfy my mother?* I think as a society, we need fists, fisting, and any other verb or noun involving knuckles. We can grow as a nation under the principles of Fisting, but not while certain people can't stand to see them in Fight Club. There's two sides to every story though, so let's see what Arc has to say about this: That's what i thought. Help me help you all, by voting for me, Skeeter, come election day. Not only do I promise to make FC a fistier place, but additionally, drunk with the flavour of my own power** I will witchhunt one significant member of this board to his or her cyber-grave in 2007. It could be anyone, so feel free to make a few requests. Remember now, that's SKEETER. Not Jesus or SKETR. Skeeter: For a better tomorrow, today. *** *Before she died of course, god rest her soul :benny: **Drunkenness may or may not be 100% power- the exact mix really can't be anticipated, but chances are good that beer and/or nazi sympathy may be involved ***Seriously, I'm incredibly wasted(it's taken 5 good tries to get that word right) right now so if you find this inappropriate, take it down & PM me the quoted version- I'll be gunning for your mod-rights soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Jean Claude Van Damme movies - NO exceptionsCome on! What about BLOODSPORT!?!? That movie was awesome! I guess cuz I saw it a lot as a kid... -_- Ooooooooooh you know what movies do drive me insane!? Movies for kids that bite off each other... How many movies about Penguins were there last year? A ton! a few were good, the rest however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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