Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 So I'm sure anybody who plays online games have experienced this kind of shit before. Honestly pre-360 I don't think I played much online games at all. Maybe the odd game of Quake way back when, but outside of that I was always happy just playing a few games entertaining myself taking it easy. Since I've started using Xbox Live I've come across more fucking asshats than I thought there could be. Quitting early, screaming abuse over the headset (which I don't use, I go MH stylee and hear their moans through the TV), endless replays and other annoyances. Since I've gotten Pro Evolution I've been kinda struggling. Mainly getting used to the controls for it. On PS2 I'd fuck your ass and piss in your face but finally I'm getting into it. One of the main things that annoys me is that everyone who plays seems to use the big boys (Inter, Barce, Brazil, Italy etc.) and unless everyone is a fan of these teams something must be amiss. Regardless of this I've been doing the same from the start and picking teams I like, be it West Ham, Celtic or Ireland. Finally I've been winning alot of matches and getting the hang of it. So, I'm playing this guy (he's A.C. Milan, naturally) and I'm West Ham. He goes 1-0 up, queue the seven replays the screaming over the headset and whatever. So, whatever I'm used to it. Anyways, I get back 1-1 and it's obvious he's getting pissed. When it comes time for the tip-off after I score he doesn't do anything for a few minutes. Okay, he's being a little bitch. Not even a minute later I steal the ball from him and get a second. Same as before I skip over the replay and it's back to his tip-off. This was at 03:40. At 03:58 he sends me a message saying "dont worry i can wait anyw im goin to sleep". So, I've been sitting here since then just watching the clock. I don't really mind 'cause I knocked on the radio and am looking online but what the fuck is the problem with these little cry-babies? He's located in the US and it's 4a.m. so more than likely it's not a little kid. So some grown ass man is sitting at home now taking part in the most retarded mexican stand-off ever (and yes, I'm taking part too - I realise this, but fuck it. My record is so bad and is only finally getting better so I'll stick this out 'til the end if not only for a win against someone with over 150 to his name - I kinda wonder how many were because of this...) I just don't get it. What the fuck? the shitcunt in question
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 "Your opponant has quit this session you are winner by default" Jesus, it's about fucking time. Aw well, a win's a win's a win.
Jumbie Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 The thing about these situations is to look at them as opportunities. See, he's not making you wait 20 extra minutes to get your win. He's giving you 20 extra minutes to jack off to pictures of men having sex with goats dressed in leather while in a swimming pool full of urine.
Jables Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Congrats on the win man. I'm tempted to add the guy just to give him shit... I'm not even gonna point out the "this is what you get for playing soccer games" bus that's headed this way.
MetalHeart Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Ugh, what a little brick of shit. I like playing online, but it's because of shit like this that I can't stand it. It's all I can take not to lower myself to their level and tell them how I'm going to split their asshole six ways from sunday with my cock. S'why I let Cj do all the online stuff and I watch and flail in the background. Some games aren't so bad, but. I dunno. I'm a very impatient and short tempered person when it comes to games (online and off), which is why I never have and never will be a good gamer.
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 I wanna play wif MH&Seeej....add me!
MetalHeart Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 We totes wanna play with you, too! Right now I don't have a gold membership, so no online time for me, but Cj does/can, so you should both totally play! I frequently play on his account anyhow. I do have a 48 hour free gold pass thing, so maybe we can plan some TMNT soon or something.
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 I have lots of them. Add me & I'll send you codes.
MetalHeart Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 aawh I don't wanna take your codes. But I totes added you! My usernamegametagthing is Frailure.
bishopcruz Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 There are two rules about playing online: 1. No matter who you are currently playing against, there is always a bigger asshole 2. You will probably find him in your next match.
MetalHeart Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 SO MUCH FUNNNNNN. XBOX said something about Live being down for... sixteen hours?! aaaah. for updates or something. But um, I'm totes going to clean my place tomorrow, and as a treat, I'm going to cash in my 48 hr gold membership card. Once I do that, I best be playing some TMNT with you bitches!
Jables Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Sons-of-bitches haven't given us TMNT on arcade, but I checked out yank live and it showed me all I was missing. The very second that appears in Aus I'll be getting my annual Gold account on, and buying that.
MetalHeart Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOO they must release it, stat! I mean granted, the game isn't very long, but I have so much fun just playing it with Cj or by myself. I can't wait to play it with you guys!
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