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Back in my early high school years, I actually liked two songs off of Limp Bizkit's first album (Three Dollar Bill Y'All), Faith and Stuck. Faith were not their lyrics, but Stuck was fun when you were 15 and into anything you could bang your head to and mosh with only four people.

 

Stuck:

all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

far from suicidal

still I get them tendencies

bringing back them memories

that I really miss when I reminisce

rocking back in the '80's...live

my attitude to do or die

 

After that, it was all crap for Limp Bizkit....

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LFO - Summer Girls

 

Nothing against LFO personally, I think in my youth I saw them about 4 times in concert...but those lyrics were God-awful...I swear they were writing their songs and they were like, "I need a word that rhymes with excuse" and the other guys yelled out randomly, "Bruce!" "juice" and "deuce"...

 

Then they magically came up with lyrics like, "Girl, I've been bad. I've got no excuse. Need to join the witness protection program and change my name to Bruce!"

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I said give me two pair

(cause) I need two pair

So I can get to stompin in my air force ones

(Big boys) stompin in my air force ones

 

We up in footlocker I'm looking like I need those

(Big boy) ten in a half and if you got em give me two of those

(Big boy) I can tell she never seen murphy lee befo

(Big boy) cuz shes just standin ther as if I'm shootin free throws

(Big boy) I said excuse me miss I only wanna buy shoes

(Big boy) she said I love u Murph especially in the white in blue

(Big boy) I said the white in blue sound nice make it twice

(Big boy) and I signed an (yo) autograph

(yo) "thanks for the advice" (big boy)

 

[Ali]

I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do

(Big boy) purple in gold with the Lakers the broncos the orange in blue

(Big boy) I like em floppy with ankle socks

lows mids and high tops, (big boy) With the clear sole,

But this tims and fat laces with it is cold

(Big boy) but when the winter goes (blhhha) and the hot summer flows

(Big boy) then its back to the all purpose with em and dots in the toe

(Big boy) then I'm stopping this dough that I'm spending fa sho

(Big boy) on dem Nike air force "N" "E" behind de "O" (big boy)

 

[Kyjuan]

O.. k li, I treat my shoe like my ride

(Big boy) chrome on the fat laces at what wood on the inside

(Big boy) spray candy on the swoosh

With the electric poofs

(Big boy) since I put a kit on the sole now I got a wider shoe

(Big boy) you see that low misk with the purple coop I'm drivin them

(Big boy), (Kyjuan, where you getting dem colors, are you dyin them)

(Big boy) ten is my size in dem

No point in tiein dem

(Big boy) aint no point in tryin these on

You know I'm buyin dem (big boy)

 

Nelly - Air Force Ones

 

I can't believe this isn't a fucking parody or something. This is everything that's ever been bad about hip hop in 5 offensive minutes.

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Nelly - Air Force Ones

 

I can't believe this isn't a fucking parody or something. This is everything that's ever been bad about hip hop in 5 offensive minutes.

 

sad that that was one of the better tracks that year, awful as it was. get your eagle on was practically worse.

i still use laffy taffy at the end of the shit spectrum, myself.

ive got about a half-dozen hit station songs in mind that sound like theyre supposed to be empowering to women, but somehow make things worse, though i cant be bothered to remember titles. I know pink is responsible for at least one.

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sad that that was one of the better tracks that year, awful as it was. get your eagle on was practically worse. i still use laffy taffy at the end of the shit spectrum, myself. ive got about a half-dozen hit station songs in mind that sound like theyre supposed to be empowering to women, but somehow make things worse, though i cant be bothered to remember titles. I know pink is responsible for at least one.

U + Ur Hand?

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Check it out

Going out

On the late night

Looking tight

Feeling nice

It's a **** fight

I can tellI just know

That it's going down

Tonight

At the door we don't wait cause we know them

At the bar six shots just beginning

That's when dick head put his hands on me

But you seeI'm not here for your entertainment

You don't really want to mess with me tonight

Just stop and take a second

I was fine before you walked into my life

Cause you know it's over

Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

MidnightI'm drunk

I don't give a ***k

Wanna dance

By myself

Guess you're outta luck

Don't touch

Back up

I'm not the one

Buh bye

Listen up it's just not happening

You can say what you want to your boyfriends

Just let me have my fun tonight

Aiight

I'm not here for your entertainment

You don't really want to mess with me tonight

Just stop and take a second

I was fine before you walked into my life

Cause you know it's over

Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Break break

Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet 'em five bucks

You'd get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck

We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see

So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are

High fivin, talking ****, but you're going home alone arentcha?

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment

No

You don't really want to mess with me tonight

Just stop and take a second

Just stop and take a second

I was fine before you walked into my life

Cause you know it's over

Know it's over

Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

It's just you and your hand

I'm not here for your entertainment

No no no

You don't really want to mess with me tonight

Just stop and take a second

Just take a second

I was fine before you walked into my life

Cause you know it's over

Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

Yeah oh

 

speaking of grrrl power. wtf is up with Gwen Stafani and her japanese minions? I remeber when No Doubt first came out, she was kinda cool. now she scares me!

 

Yes! I agree. I loved her in No Doubt...and then? Hrm...could we blame it on marriage & motherhood?

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I am the bullgod...I am free

And I feed on all that is forsaken

I'm forsaken...yeah

 

You ain't nothing

 

Yeah yeah yeah

Come on get em up

Come on get em up

Come on get em up

 

what?

 

Anything kid ... :pinch: Agh, I can't even say his name because i feel like throwing up...

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That "beautiful girls" song by that big fat kid with the whiny voice. He says "suicidal" 17 times in it doncha know? Pretty much sums up how i feel when i hear that song.

 

 

oh and forgot about "gotta catch me ridin derday, gotta catch me ridin derday" by Chingy or Chamillionaire one of those other muppets.

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That "beautiful girls" song by that big fat kid with the whiny voice. He says "suicidal" 17 times in it doncha know? Pretty much sums up how i feel when i hear that song.

oh and forgot about "gotta catch me ridin derday, gotta catch me ridin derday" by Chingy or Chamillionaire one of those other muppets.

 

it saddens me that you hear our shit over there, too. its that homogenous.

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