The NZA Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 I think he's sayin "Good lordy, Wallace whupped me, and how!" or somethin to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Decimus Meridius Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 He's saying that he's a little Latin speaking imposter! No wonder Wallace won with Aurelius's soppy ass opposing him. Well, the real me is here now and we're gonna get this fight going right. Round two Wallace. And not only am I a better Warrior than you, but I'm a better farmer too. Mills... start this fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mills Lane Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Ok, Gentlemen, Lets have a good clean fight. No historical references, no leadership skills and definitely no crying. Lets get it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 What kinda horseshit...? My boy massacres Maximus, another one shows up? Judge, the man's tired! Aw fuck it, he'll win again, he's good for it. And im sure he can out-farm any rich general boy anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 20, 2002 Author Share Posted February 20, 2002 Nick keeps living in dreams. It's ok, we understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Nice comeback, Shirley. And my boy's still up top of dem polls, last i checked. Fair an square... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brak Posted February 23, 2002 Share Posted February 23, 2002 i tHinK tha shEep iz goIng t0 tUrN tHe taBleS on Mr. IroN pantS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 me am vote bravefart like cowboy said now where me sandwhich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Uh...heh heh.. what the hell are you talkin bout? Listen buddy, i really dont appreciate your stuffin the ballot box here, ok? Fuck off, this is an honest poll! Sorry bout that Jumbie, lets just not count his vote, the rest oughta be legit. *phew*, that coulda been messy. *tosses sandwhich under bridge* (did i not say to stay quiet? am i not merciful!? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 i belive adminstration will have to fix things here eh i leave for a little bit and what do i come back to aside form a nick enfestation i come back to this nonsense william walce wins this one hands down please not that i have not read the previous crap because i'm sure some men (they shall remain nameless) whom hate walce (because they have a small penis) must have said something unimportant and voted for walce out of penis envi my heart will go out to you for your small cocks i know what it's like but you don't have to support max for being like us so what if walce has i bigger equipment than you this is a fight not an anal rampage contast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Hmm.. 1,2,3,4 references to cock, and talk about anal sex? Gee, Artistic's not too gay is he? Is that all you ever talk about is cock? Must be your favorite subject if you talk about it so much.... :dissappointed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Ya know who else loves the cock? Maximus. Thank god you folks havent seen the way that cutscene ends on the special-edition DVD...*SLURP, SLURP*...not pretty. And very fuckin innapropriate to boot, im glad they cut it from the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 this is what i get i stood up for you the small people i pretended to be one of you rather than.... gifted... but you think i like cock eh nipple boy but o no the fact that i tried o boy did i try not to let you see the truth about maximus but there it is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Yeah in the end, didn't Maximus end up going down on some guy's sword? :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 eh eh eh max is gay and so are you eh eh eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 It takes one to know one there Artistic. Please leave me out of your little fantasies, alright? :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 shut up before i fuck you in the ass.. o what now it ain't funny no more eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 what no one wants to talk to me anymore huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye isn't it isn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 What's funny is the fact that you think you could defeat me in a battle. Don't make me go Super Saiyan on ya. On a side-note, it sounds like you need some serious help. You been listening too much to bacchus and his preachings of buggery? You need to see the light! Buggery leads to the dark side. Remember what Yoda said? "Anger,Fear, Depression, Buggery, the dark side are they.. Yes, mmmmm!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 sounds to me like you want it you whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Rrrrright. How about no, Fartistic, Okay? Shht! :plain: Seriously, dude. Stop hitting on me. 1) I just don't swing that way 2) I'm not available. I've got a girlfriend. I suggest you get yourself one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 look i don't know how to say this but i don't love you it's okay to feel hurt and want to shrug it of and pretend you hate me but lets gat one thing straight for all the people at hime i dumped you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Very close but I'd have to give it to Wallace Good also would be the fight of the hardass cops: Mad Max vs Bud White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Alright, Fartistic.. It looks like we'll have ta leave this one up to the people, seeing as you just don't know when to just shut up and walk away. :dissappointed: (A side note to everyone else - Here's my point... Count up all the references artisticcartoon makes to the phallus and other gay subjects. Obsess much?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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