Jables Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 ... A poorly-written slightly disturbing Elseworlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 hey, in related news (meant to make a thread about this) DC's supposedly reviving its Elsewords line, thought dead since like 2003! thought that'd excite a few of you. yeah, there's a theory that Sin City fucked up Miller cause he can't not write Bats as basically Marv with a cape, so the old DKR/Year One Batman that was slightly unhinged but tactical & smart gets somehow tied to this meme-making, big-talking batman with a huge chip on his shoulder (ugh, the inner monologue where he was doubting himself and Robin believing in him in the car were fucking painful); i really wanna get what Vik was saying here about this being the crazy, balls-out early version of the Bats that matures into DKR, but again, Year One bats fucks that theory right up for me, cause even when he got hit with a fucking television on his first job, he was more respectable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) "I feel a CHUCKLE that starts in my GUT, all BLACK and HARD and SHARP as an industrial DIAMOND. The CHUCKLE it cuts its way up through my THROAT and comes out as a LAUGH that scares even ME." Eisner Award winning writing there. I love how he puts emphasis on random words like Simon Furman (when I read them in my head I make him scream the words in all caps and say the normal ones in a calm voice so he sounds double crazy) If I was Hal I'd just chuck a meteor at him. Edited August 10, 2010 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If I was Hal I'd just chuck a meteor at him. The yellow, man! The yellow! Goddamn Batman thinks of EVERYTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 The yellow, man! The yellow! Goddamn Batman thinks of EVERYTHING! The ring can't effect yellow, however yellow has no defense against a big fucking hunk of burning space rock. Honestly, the no defense against yellow was more of an inconvenience than a weakness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 The ring can't effect yellow, however yellow has no defense against a big fucking hunk of burning space rock. Honestly, the no defense against yellow was more of an inconvenience than a weakness. Ok, what have you done with Baytor? This is not him. This is some douchebag posing as Baytor. The Baytor I know and love gets sarcasm (this ain't the first time, either). This one, CLEARLY, does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 personally, ive been using italics for sarcasm, just in case. you'd know that, if you'dve paid attention in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I get sarcasm, Frank Miller Batman just makes me annoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I'm just gonna post from now on in italics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I'll POST you in ITALICS! Imagine I'm talking normally, but screaming the all caps words. It makes for amazing dialog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I've never heard your voice so I'm picturing Nick Cage's voice (your avatar). And... it's pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I like to IMAGINE this conversation IS taking place BETWEEN Nicolas Cage and Dennis Hopper. That really ENHANCES things. I may type like this forever now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) Why would Robin wear the costume to paint? Why would Robin wear the costume to paint?!?! Edited August 10, 2010 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 It just MAKES everything better I SWEAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Now I'm imagining the Batman voice from the Chris Nolan films. The hilarity! Keep it going guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Topless Robot had a contest in honor of the new Batman, Inc. storyline underway.What would memos from this new company possibly look like? To: All employees of Batman Inc.From: Bruce Wayne Bat-caves are currently being installed in all participating cities. Equipment will be labeled with large oversized signs for our new recruits. In the mean time please review and respect the corporate hierarchy. Boy Wonder Robin Nightwing Batman Caped Crusader Dark Knight The God-Damn Batman Employees cannot be promoted passed the rank of Robin until their voice has changed. Also note: There is only one God-Damn Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Brazil is so much more advanced than we are in so many ways. Case in point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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