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Leonidas V.S. Beowulf


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Leonidas V.S. Beowulf  

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Nice history lesson... I actually didnt know that cuz frank miller is a genius but... so uh... yea... leonidas (real person) annihilates beowulf in the realworld ... since ... u know... hes nothing but a book on this planet...

But in fantasy land Beowulf obliterates leonidas with the white apocolypse of 1000 suns with just 1 blow with his left pinky... Just because hes just that good...

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Except Doj evidentally. And that's why he'll make a top mod! g'wan Crimson, support your brother in arms and go get the other Doj sig outta Sindrome.

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With regards to their famous lines: "THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!" and "I AM BEOWULF!!!", I will give the victory to Leonidas, cuz comparing the two side by side on the many Myspace videos, Leonidas just delivers his line much cooler than Beowulf.

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Leonidas=took down a troll-thing, and alot of guys.

 

Beowulf=took down dragon by cutting off his own F*cking arm!

 

Leonidas = impaled by several arrows, stood up and got pelted by more. Beowulf couldn't even kill Angelina Jolie.

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Leonidas = impaled by several arrows, stood up and got pelted by more. Beowulf couldn't even kill Angelina Jolie.

 

If that king guy in 300 was anywhere near as hot as angelina jolie leonidas would of had a much harder time resisting.

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Why don't we make it more interesting? A three-way cagefest with Leo and Beo, but also throw in Maximus from Gladiator! :sad:

 

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"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!!!"

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Why not throw in Jack Sparrow, someone else who can kick kracken butt!

Too soft-spoken compared to those 3. Buuttttttt... maybe if Jack was cursed like he was briefly, then he could kick all their asses quite easily!

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Soft spoken, but chooses his words very wisely, and wittily.

Would Leonidas' words have the same impact if spoken as softly as Jack's?

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Leonidas = impaled by several arrows, stood up and got pelted by more. Beowulf couldn't even kill Angelina Jolie.

 

Well given the choice between fucking her and killing her I know what I'd choose. Guy was using his small head there.

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Why don't we make it more interesting? A three-way cagefest with Leo and Beo, but also throw in Maximus from Gladiator! :2T:

 

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"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!!!"

 

That does sound very cool, but leave sparrow out of this, we don't need anyone from the rolling stones messing things up.

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