BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 8, 2002 Posted June 8, 2002 Worst Racing Game Ever Funny as hell. A must-read. The guys at pc.ign.com completely trash this company & their game. Awesome! Quote
JunkerSeed Posted June 8, 2002 Posted June 8, 2002 "Remember when that Diesel guy was driving that old car? You know, the old one?" She continues, hassling a boy from IT, "This is just like that! Oh my God, you'll flip!" heheheh Quote
The NZA Posted June 8, 2002 Posted June 8, 2002 I love the visuals & captions... Ah, I remember this course, it's the boring one. The other 24 are commonly known as the "ass boring" ones. The orange car, lucky bastard, has finished the race. I too am at the finish line, only my hell ceases to end. Quote
King of Snake Posted June 9, 2002 Posted June 9, 2002 "Muscle Car 2, the "racer" from Globalstar, Talonsoft, Take 2 and 3Romans (Silverfish) should be played only long enough until these rhetorical questions come about: "I wasted money on this game? I wasted the paper that money was printed on for this game?"" Lmao! Quote
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 10, 2002 Author Posted June 10, 2002 I have amassed a small collection of PCgamer & IGN's worst reviews ever. I'm going to post links to their articles. Always gives a good laugh. Quote
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 10, 2002 Author Posted June 10, 2002 Extreme Boards & Blades One of the classics. Have a read. Quote
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 18, 2002 Author Posted June 18, 2002 You thought they would've learned their lesson by now. I give you... Extreme Paintbrawl 4!! Quote
The NZA Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 I just don't understand how Head Games gets big names like Mountain Dew and PowerBar to attach their names to something like this. It would be like Nike releasing a new Air Jordan filled with dog poo. That....that's an interestin analogy. Well, they might be realistic movement and graphics if you're a blocky member of the Jagged family who fell on a broomstick as a young child and couldn't afford a doctor to get the darn thing out of your rear....This game would be more aptly titled Extremely Bored, Now Kill Me. Ouch. If i was even the box designer, id be wounded. But perhaps another one of his phrases is more appropriate in this instance: "If you bronze a turd, all you have is a shiny piece of crap." heh...christ. Quote
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 21, 2002 Author Posted June 21, 2002 If I had to sum up Extreme Boards and Blades in one paragraph, I think it would go something like this: Crap crap crap crap, crap crap crap crap crap. Crap, crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap: crap crap crap crap crap. Crap crap crap crap, crap, crap crap crap crap. CRAP! Crap crap crap; crap crap crap. Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap, crap crap crap crap crap. Crap crap crap? Crap, crap crap crap crap crap. Quote
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