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I love the visuals & captions...

 

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Ah, I remember this course, it's the boring one. The other 24 are commonly known as the "ass boring" ones.

 

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The orange car, lucky bastard, has finished the race. I too am at the finish line, only my hell ceases to end.

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I just don't understand how Head Games gets big names like Mountain Dew and PowerBar to attach their names to something like this. It would be like Nike releasing a new Air Jordan filled with dog poo.

 

That....that's an interestin analogy.

 

Well, they might be realistic movement and graphics if you're a blocky member of the Jagged family who fell on a broomstick as a young child and couldn't afford a doctor to get the darn thing out of your rear.

...This game would be more aptly titled Extremely Bored, Now Kill Me.

 

Ouch. If i was even the box designer, id be wounded.  

 

But perhaps another one of his phrases is more appropriate in this instance: "If you bronze a turd, all you have is a shiny piece of crap."

 

heh...christ.

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If I had to sum up Extreme Boards and Blades in one paragraph, I think it would go something like this:

 

Crap crap crap crap, crap crap crap crap crap. Crap, crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap: crap crap crap crap crap. Crap crap crap crap, crap, crap crap crap crap. CRAP! Crap crap crap; crap crap crap. Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap, crap crap crap crap crap. Crap crap crap? Crap, crap crap crap crap crap.

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