Lycaon Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 This thread is for talking about upcoming movies that look like they'll be horrible. For example: Chun-Li as in the new movie.
Yahve Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 A bollywood production of an outdated ( yet still awesome ) video game? The are smoking some good shit out there.
Iambaytor Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Well Jean Claude Van Damme turned them down. Let me repeat that. THEY wanted Jean Claude Van Damme to return as the part of Guile, and HE turned THEM down.
Reverend Jax Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li and Michael Clarke Duncan as Balrog? This is going to be the greatest movie EVER!
Lycaon Posted May 30, 2008 Author Posted May 30, 2008 Kristin Kreuk ... Chun-Li Moon Bloodgood ... Maya (rumored) Michael Clarke Duncan ... Balrog Neal McDonough ... General M. Bison Chris Klein ... Nash Robin Shou ... Gen Taboo ... Vega (rumored) Josie Ho ... Cantana Pei-pei Cheng ... Zhilan Edmund Chen ... Huang
Silent Bob Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Mmmmm Kristin Kreuk... By the way, here's a shot of her as Chun-Li. No really, she's playing Chun-Li. Can't...can't you see it? She's...she's Chun-Li...I swear... It's...it's so obvious...
Iambaytor Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Eh Chun-Li without the geisha dress and princes Leia buns in her hair is a step in the right direction.
The NZA Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 yes, and wolverine looks way better out of the banana suit, but still the masses demand it.
Lycaon Posted May 31, 2008 Author Posted May 31, 2008 yes, and wolverine looks way better out of the banana suit, but still the masses demand it. What fans do this horrible thing? I prefer the brown suit, but plain clothes/Patch remains the best.
Darth Fluffakins Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 I win epic fail. I wanted to celebrate this thread and watch that street fighter movie with Van Damme in it. I ended up downloading the animated movie, in the mp4 format, in chinese, with some other language's subtitles. Oh yeah.
The NZA Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 that...did you limewire it or something? if it was a torrent, it shoulda been labeled, that's shit.
Iambaytor Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 I win epic fail. I wanted to celebrate this thread and watch that street fighter movie with Van Damme in it. I ended up downloading the animated movie, in the mp4 format, in chinese, with some other language's subtitles. Oh yeah. Least it wasn't Swedish Porn.
Darth Fluffakins Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 that...did you limewire it or something? if it was a torrent, it shoulda been labeled, that's shit. Nah, it was torrented dude, I just didn't really pay much close attention. You think you type in street fighter movie and grab something it won't be THAT bad. Well, it will, but not screwed up like that.
Reverend Jax Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Chris Klein as Nash is my favorite part of the casting. This movie is going to be EPIC!
Iambaytor Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Ladies and gentlemen, any bad movie news you can come up with has now just been defeated by this:
Reverend Jax Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 I liked the original (it wasn't great, I think it would have worked better in the time frame of a Twilight Zone episode, rather than a feature, but it was good nonetheless. It was really all about the payoff of the last lines. I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller every day, and the threat of aggression by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you. Reeves makes sense as Klaatu...he generally does better when he's not supposed to express emotion. On the imdb page Kathy Bates is the only actor listed without a character name, she is third billed, and Gort is not named. So, if in fact Kathy Bates is Gort, this movie will be worth the price of admission if no other reason than that. Also, John Cleese is in it. I need to see a trailer for this.
Drifter Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Couldn't be any worse than that one robot-dog thing that was carving up Val Kilmer and crew in Red Planet
Reverend Jax Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Gort is going to be a robot dog Seriously? Is there anymore god-awful bit of info like that?
Iambaytor Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Seriously? Is there anymore god-awful bit of info like that? I read the first few pages of the script, it just... it doesn't look good. I believe this will easily out do I Am Legend in the ruining of a classic story department.
alive she cried Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 ok i never read the original story, but "i am legend" and "ruined" don't usually go together. it's not the best movie ever, but it's not a bad movie
The NZA Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 its not that I Am Legend was a bad film, it just ran in a completely fucking different direction and missed the point of the classic story. its like watching Hellblazer; film was alright but it woudlve been better under a different name, cause it wasnt that story.
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