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...ok, so Joe Q found a successor to Marvel Zombies, and its...well, its by Karl Kesel, who i enjoyed in the day on Daredevil so it could be fun. Meanwhile, theyre gonna promote it with variant covers of different books in the coming months.

This "Lord of the Rings style sprawling epic" starts in October. Art!

 

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the invincible iron-monkey is my favorite so far

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Okay I enjoyed the core book of Marvel Zombies and Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness was fun albeit quintessentially retarded (like all the Army of Darkness comics by Dynamite are) but sometime between Dead Days and Marvel Zombies two it hit a ramp and jumped over a school of sharks.

 

Now we're applying the same gimmick only this time it's Planet of the Apes? I refuse to read this unless it has a zombie Charlton Heston as the main character!

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i keep saying Joe should call you before these Q&A sessions. that's the kind of cross-marketing marvel needs; just work in Ash again and then call Frank Miller, and offer a lot of coke if he can tie this all into Robocop vs Terminator somehow. Then, just watch the stocks rise.

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i keep saying Joe should call you before these Q&A sessions. that's the kind of cross-marketing marvel needs; just work in Ash again and then call Frank Miller, and offer a lot of coke if he can tie this all into Robocop vs Terminator somehow. Then, just watch the stocks rise.

 

I'm sayin! Apes, Zombie Charlton Heston, Ash, Robocop, Terminator, hookers, and probably a big guy in a trench coat that has a lot of internal monologue. It would be epic!

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As retarded as this is at face value, it's only a third as retarded as that deliberately fucking awful Marvel Zombies and and will maybe be only slightly worse than the precursor to all this: 1602.

 

Neil Gaiman's just too gay to write superheroes but he's still okay in my book. I still owe that bowl-haired kirkman cunt a kick in the balls though.

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Wow...they've stooped to re-hashing Spider-Ham? That's spooky. Apes...BAH! At least characters like Bruce Bunny and J. Jonah Jackal provide some variety.

 

And I blame 2099 for all of this, 1602 was just a bystander.

 

You leave 2099 out of this! Miguel O'Hara fo lyfe!!

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ugh, i wouldn't even DL this crap.

 

Dude, I hear ya. I don't approve of it happening, I just wanna be able to bump this thread and say "I told ya so" when it inevitably does.

If I recall my scripture correctly (and I usually don't), Apes fighting Zombies was one of the signs that preclude the coming of the Apocalypse (and by that I don't mean En Sabah Nur)

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I find it unsettling that Iron-Ape doesn't feel that he needs to wear pants. Maybe he's having a competition with Dr. Manhattan-Ape...or Dr. Apehattan or whatever the hell they'd call him. Bah. Witty observation ruined.

<insert penis joke here>

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