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The 100 Question Purity Test


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You Are 48% Pure

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You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.

 

You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!

 

I consider that particularly impressive considering I don't drink, smoke, do any drugs, have any tattoos or have any piercings. :arty:

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Yeah it feels like you're gonna fart... so you go to let a sweet one rip... and then comes the flood. Usually diarrhea in the cases I've heard...

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Usually diarrhea in the cases I've heard...

 

C'mon, man, like anyone here is actually going to fall for the "a friend of mine did it once" facade. You sharted. Own up to it.

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You Are 36% Pure

Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.

You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one!

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You Are 54% Pure

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You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.

 

You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!

:blink:

Given many of the questions, I have to wonder how the answers were weighed when oit was time to score.

 

 

Heh. Forgot to enable the HTML.

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You Are 67% Pure

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You're pretty pure, and you have no plans on changing that.

 

You do have a devilish side though... and it will probably get the better of you.

 

 

Given many of the questions, I have to wonder how the answers were weighed when oit was time to score.

Heh. Forgot to enable the HTML.

yeah especially the gay section. is it unpure to have gay friends or *gasp* be a gay

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You Are 25% Pure

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Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.

 

You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one!

 

Most ridiculous highlights for me

 

Have you ever picked someone up online?- Only my wife...

Have you had a lover?- is that someone I had sex with or someone I sat on a dusky summer afternoon reading poerty with as sweat dripped down my rippling washboard stomach? Did I mention I'm a Pirate?

Have you ever worn an adult daiper?- As of last weekend, an emphatic YES!

 

PS- It was awesome.

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Heh. That's what they get for being the worst Dominos in Qld, possibly Australia.

 

Cliffnotes for the rest of you- I threw my heavily soiled daiper into the open window of our local dominos car. It's okay, they're soulless cunts each and every one of them and deserve much much worse.

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