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I need help.

 

I can buy a fully boxed Atari Jaguar for $250

 

or

 

I can buy a fully boxed 3DO Goldstar for $250.

 

Need help plox.

 

and yes this purly for collecting purposes only. unless I get my hands on some of those adult 3DO games :wink:

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I need help.

 

I can buy a fully boxed Atari Jaguar for $250

 

or

 

I can buy a fully boxed 3DO Goldstar for $250.

 

Need help plox.

 

and yes this purly for collecting purposes only. unless I get my hands on some of those adult 3DO games :wink:

 

Rhetorical question is rhetorical as I know your jew girlfriend and know you shall have neither. And worse than that your friends don't like you enough to spend that kind of money on you

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Guy chokes a kid after being made fun of in Black Ops

We read in horror today the story of Mark Bradford, a 46-year-old, jobless father of three from Plymouth, Devon (UK). After being killed and then taunted by a 13-year-old opponent in Call of Duty: Black Ops, Bradford tracked down his teenage opponent (in real life) and proceeded to mercilessly choke him. The attack was luckily thwarted by the teen's mother and Bradford later admitted to one count of assault.

 

It's a grim story, and simply inexcusable. A grown man attacking a child like this turns our stomachs and should turn the stomach of any responsible, caring human. This is the end of our post on the matter, and it in no way continues after the break.

 

...OK, they're gone. Sorry, we can't be too careful and our bosses never read after the jump. Here's our real post.

We need to first apologize about what we said about Mark Bradford, because Mark Bradford is mother-fucking Batman.

 

Listen to this quote from him: "I'd been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it." Ever felt that way about some wretched, homophobic kid who has nothing better to do than play video games, eat barbeque potato chips and taunt employed people? Yeah, so has everybody. But only Mark Bradford had the sheer will and determination to find this punk's address, get in his car and pour that little asshole a refreshing Choke-a-Cola.

 

We hope shithead kids tell stories in hushed whispers about Mark Bradford. "No, no, he came for my friend Danny! He teabagged him like 40 times and like 30 minutes later, an eight-foot-tall guy in a trench coat shows up and made him eat 40 literal tea bags ... at gunpoint. It's true!"

 

To Mark Bradford: We know you're going to catch some flak from people who've never suffered in the way you were forced to, but know that we're preparing a banquet in your honor when you get out of the clink.

 

To the kid who we hope now permanently talks with a rasp: When you act like a shithead to someone twice your size, they may try to kill you. Welcome to the last 2.5 million years of human evolution.

 

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Fucking man of the year right there. Say what you will about a grown man attacking a child, he didn't kill the kid or cause him any serious harm, but I bet he put the fucking fear of god into him.

Even if it does no good, I bet every time that kid starts acting like a little cunt online, somewhere in the back of his head is going to be the nagging thought that the voice on the other headset just might come over and bitch slap him.

 

One down. 12 million to go. Godspeed, Mark.

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