The NZA Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 ...why not at least fully delete the evidence? i love you, bendis board.
Mortiis558 Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 ...why not at least fully delete the evidence? i love you, bendis board. I'd laugh at this but I'm sure someone would yell at me asking "Haven't YOU ever done something stupid while you're drunk??" Oh well AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a dumbass!
The NZA Posted March 19, 2009 Author Posted March 19, 2009 read the affidavit after it, its even funnier/more fucked up.
the division of joy Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 I came on here with the intentions of posting this.
Iambaytor Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 I'd laugh at this but I'm sure someone would yell at me asking "Haven't YOU ever done something stupid while you're drunk??" Oh well AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a dumbass! If you're drunk enough to fuck a dog, you deserve everything you get.
The NZA Posted March 19, 2009 Author Posted March 19, 2009 I came on here with the intentions of posting this. you still can. do it in blargh and itll get more exposure!
Jumbie Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 Hmm, I may have been misled. Based on the thread title, I thought this was a thread about dating Nick...
Mr. Hakujin Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 If you're drunk enough to fuck a dog, you deserve everything you get. Amen. Scary thing is the chick looked decent. Indiana must be really fucking boring for her to resort to beagle bangin'.
Thelogan Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 I'd laugh at this but I'm sure someone would yell at me asking "Haven't YOU ever done something stupid while you're drunk??" Oh well AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a dumbass! you are a fucking hypocritical retard. I suppose you never did anything stupid in your younger days huh? Look what this kid did was dumb no doubt but to have your entire life ruined(and lets not mistake this for anything less the way the system is currently set up) is beyond retarded but to then take glee in that fact makes you just a piece of shit.
Thelogan Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 That chick is what I would call a "good egg". She's down for some crazy shit and very impressionable, quite a catch. Even if Toby lost interest and wandered away. Beagle's don't know shit.
The NZA Posted March 20, 2009 Author Posted March 20, 2009 you are a fucking hypocritical retard. I suppose you never did anything stupid in your younger days huh? Look what this kid did was dumb no doubt but to have your entire life ruined(and lets not mistake this for anything less the way the system is currently set up) is beyond retarded but to then take glee in that fact makes you just a piece of shit.
Arnah Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 Just goes to show Beagles'd eat anything. Zing! Seriously though, thats all kinds of fucked up shit. Glad she got charged, the fact she did it twice kind of illustrates what a fucking peice of shit disgusting idiot she is.
HypnotizinChikns Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 ug. gross. funny- because she only got caught by trying to get someone else in trouble- but gross.wtf- i can't edit my post to add...the dog lost interest? that's harsh.
Thelogan Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 So I've been thinking about this a bit (yeah...I know. I prob'ly shouldn't be.), and I'm not entirely sure I agree with what she did being labeled as abuse. Now, I'm not saying it's okay and I'm not saying she shouldn't be locked away. I don't want anyone who seeks sexual gratification from an animal to be roaming the streets. So to preface a bit, she's a deviant monster that should be punished severely and removed from society. I totally agree with that. But she didn't really fuck the dog, she enticed it to lick her pussy. I've been around enough dogs to know that Toby probably didn't give a shit about having a mouth full of poon. When I was a little kid I was out with my dog deep in my grandparents pasture I had the sudden painful need to take a shit. It was a long way back to the house, so I just went behind some rocks and did my dirty business. Afterwords, I look down and my dog is eating it. And not just trying it out to see if it's ok, but hungrily lapping it up like Rosie O'Donnel at Baskin Robbins. It was...very disturbing. It made our relationship a little awkward and I never looked at her the same way again, but I learned a valuable lesson. I'm not saying that it's okay to let your dog eat you out, especially in this case since this piece of work prob'ly has half a dozen STD's. But the animal wasn't really harmed or violated, in principle what she did is atrocious; it's like taking advantage of a retarded kid, but I'm sayin' that our boy Toby here was probably no worse for it. He may have learned some habits that will make socializing awkward in his next home though... I...uh...forgot what my point was.
Jumbie Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 \I...uh...forgot what my point was. That this chick shouldn't become a convicted FELON over this. But that's what's gonna happen. AFTER she serves her time (likely, but not certain) she's gonna start on a long and difficult series of job interviews.
spiffytee Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 i really doubt the validity of this story... sounds like it was written for entertainment purposes. will get back to yall after some second opinions from law enforcement
Thelogan Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 Nah, I'm sure The Smoking Gun does their homework. And I'm totally in favor of her being a convicted felon. Just not for animal abuse. Lets call it crimes against nature or something.
Jumbie Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 Nah, I'm sure The Smoking Gun does their homework. And I'm totally in favor of her being a convicted felon. Just not for animal abuse. Lets call it crimes against nature or something. Whatever you call it... you're in favor of tarnishing her life with a felony conviction over 20 seconds of pussy licking that didn't even harm the dog in any way?
Thelogan Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 Whatever you call it... you're in favor of tarnishing her life with a felony conviction over 20 seconds of pussy licking that didn't even harm the dog in any way? Sure. It's an unsettling thing to do. And it wasn't just a quick trial to see if he'd do it, she did it twice, that we know of... because she filmed it. If you see a roach or two in the kitchen, that aint all the roaches you've got. It's obviously some weird compulsion and she's a fucked up person. Fucked up actions have fucked up consequences, a felony conviction isn't gonna prevent her from living a happy, healthy worthwhile life in the future. But it will sure as shit make her think twice before she decides to do some deranged shit with an animal. Yeah, she probably won't be able to get a job at an elementary school, but if I found out my son's teacher was convicted of beastiality I would probably be concerned to say the least. I'm not following your line of sympathy here.
The NZA Posted March 21, 2009 Author Posted March 21, 2009 a felony conviction isn't gonna prevent her from living a happy, healthy worthwhile life in the future. But it will sure as shit make her think twice before she decides to do some deranged shit with an animal. i see what you're going for here, but you might be underestimating the limit on your options when employers see a felony on your resume, especially when she discloses the details. worse yet, would this put her on the sex offenders list? cause if so, that's not hyperbole; you can kiss any semblance of a normal life goodbye (which i figure you'd argue follows letting dogs eat you out on tape, but you know, the point stands - its pretty harsh for a largely victimless crime that's biggest offense to society is just being really fucking gross).
Thelogan Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 She shouldn't be classified as a sex offender, I'll give you that. lets reserve that for people that are a threat to other human beings. What alternative to a felony are you suggesting though? A slap on the wrist and telling her not to fuck around with dogs anymore?
amynicole Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 ha haha ahahahah ha ha ha ha. ew. yeah im not sure about the felony charge, but she should be disciplined somehow. id be creative and make har volunteer at a pound or something. or maintain a dog park. hmmm.
Thelogan Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 ha haha ahahahah ha ha ha ha. ew. yeah im not sure about the felony charge, but she should be disciplined somehow. id be creative and make har volunteer at a pound or something. or maintain a dog park. hmmm. That's like putting a cookie addict in a bakery. I say make her eat a dog out a few times, then I'd be willing to say justice has been served.
amynicole Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 That's like putting a cookie addict in a bakery. I say make her eat a dog out a few times, then I'd be willing to say justice has been served. buh-b-but what if she likes it?!? no no no id not let her experiment with the goggies anymore. id make her pick up their poo and such. or fine her and donate it to shelters or some such.
Thelogan Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 buh-b-but what if she likes it?!? no no no id not let her experiment with the goggies anymore. id make her pick up their poo and such. or fine her and donate it to shelters or some such. Ooo. Good point. Alright. I'm back in favor of sending her to jail.
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