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*"...has seen yet".

 

So, well, yeah, name a movie you think no one in Hondo's has ever seen.

 

I'll start with Lake Tahoe, directed by Fernando Eimbcke (Temporada de Patos/Duck Season, lots of music videos):

 

 

This movie's name used to be ¿Te Acuerdas de Lake Tahoe?, which means Remember Lake Tahoe?

 

 

Also, I don't know how to post YouTube videos like everyone else =(

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Spider Labyrinth, an extremely obscure Italian horror movie from the 80's, very much in the style(thematically and visually) of Dario Argento. Beautifully shot and wonderful use of colors, excellent atmosphere, and the typical bizarreness of Itallian horror of the time.

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Salo directed by Paulo Passolini...it's an adaptation of a book by Marquis De Sade set in facist Italy.

 

WARNING NSFW!! NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN OR ANYONE WITH A WEAK STOMACH!!! NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE WITH ANY REASONABLE SANE MIND!! THIS IS A DISGUSTING, MORBID, HORRIFIC FILM. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

 

 

Fuck the guy describing the film, just put it on mute, it'll be better for all.

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I've seen part of Breaker Morant long ago, I'd like to get a chance to finish it, as I like Edward Woodward. I turned Salo off partway through since I found no redeeming qualities in it. I understand what I think it's point was, but I don't feel the need to actually watch it to get that point.

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I've seen part of Breaker Morant long ago, I'd like to get a chance to finish it, as I like Edward Woodward. I turned Salo off partway through since I found no redeeming qualities in it. I understand what I think it's point was, but I don't feel the need to actually watch it to get that point.

lol you would have seen Salo...

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lol you would have seen Salo...

 

Yeah, I've been a horror fan since I started watching the old Universal classics when I was 3. As I got older I began seeking out stuff beyond the "norm" that I was finding in the US, stuff from Europe, stuff from Asia, nearly anything I could find I tried to watch. Did a lot of tape trading back in the day, too, and saw a lot of stuff I wouldn't have seen otherwise, even before so many companies like Anchor Bay and Elite sprung up and made all sorts of that type of movie readily available over here.

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ASC's Garage looked interesting. Whats a salo?

 

Salo is...scarring. It's so fucked up that Pasolini was murdered around the time it came out. Whether or not it was a direct result of Salo is debatable, but imo it seems very likely.

 

Plot in a nutshell: Some rich guys kipnap/buy around 20 teenagers (half male, half female), they bring them out to an isolated palace with some middle aged prostitutes to act as teachers and storytellers. The rich men then proceed to do practically every fucked up thing imaginable to their wards: Shit eating, sodomy, being forced to eat meat from the ground while acting like a dog, and the meat is fulla (SURPRISE!) nails...all kinds of terrible shit.

Anyone who doesn't comply is brutally tortured and murdered, i.e. scalped, branded, tongue and eyes cut out etc.

 

Salo leaves a mark, and your soul will never be clean again. It made an ex girlfriend of mine vomit. Anybody with a shred of moral decency will be shook to their core.

 

I highly recommend it. :devil:

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Haha! She threw up? That's awesome.

 

"How do you know when a chick isn't right for you?"

 

"She throws up during Salo"

 

And I do believe he Passolini was murdered as a direct result of this film. But hey for all you movie buffs it IS part of the Criterion Collection!

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Haha! She threw up? That's awesome.

 

It was pretty awesome, very gradual. I was watching her more than the movie, she made it through the shit eating alright (although clearly horrified). It was when someone was telling a story, one of the very chill moments, then I believe she started thinking about the shit eating and she heaved.

 

It was the beginning of the end of our relationship.

 

In comparison, Kati watched that scene while munching on Bugles and just said "Well that's pretty fucking gross". Ah, love.

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  • 2 months later...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paha_maa

 

Finnish film, Frozen earth is the translation into english. Excellent film, 9/10.

 

And like the good piracy merchant i am, i have links.

 

http://rapidshare.com/files/150365682/svartvakt_0388318_warezbb.part01.rar
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