Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 After the initial shock, I'm have now become thrilled with the notion of a new, better, corporately sponsered Hondos. Thank god we've finally been lifted past all that foul mouthed poopie. I think we can all hold hands and get along here just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilly Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Glad to see you've come around, Logan. You'll be the first to receive your free coffee mug once we start turning a profit! Oh yes, we have free mugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Glad to see you've come around, Logan. You'll be the first to receive your free coffee mug once we start turning a profit! Oh yes, we have free mugs. This place ain't nothing without Totes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Excellent. I like things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilly Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If I can work out a deal on totes...will you kindly calm down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 so how long will this april fools BS carry on for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 If I can work out a deal on totes...will you kindly calm down? Seriously. Not to be impolite, but you (non-specific (i.e. not a personal attack)) people need to take a chill-pill. Can't you see that this is for the good of the board? Hondosinc. is our glorious future. Hondo's Bar is a shameful past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If I can work out a deal on totes...will you kindly calm down? I said I'd play along, that doesn't mean I'm going to drink the kool-aid like Theo did, I'm just fine being myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I said I'd play along, that doesn't mean I'm going to drink the kool-aid like Theo did, I'm just fine being myself. I understand. You have yet to see the light. I pity you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I understand. You have yet to see the light. I pity you. Shouldn't you be out preparing the m a s s suicide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I love my god & I love my HondosInc. Finally a forum I can bring Jesus to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Jesus does indeed rock my socks. My only concern is that Admin Nick's light may outshine that of our lord and savior. You need to be careful Jay, I think implying that there is a power higher than that of our AWESOME overseer's counts as questioning authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 So this guy walks into a house of ill repute and asks the Manager what he might be able to purchase for 20 dollars. The manager replies the cheapest woman of Ill Repute is 45 dollars. The man, desperate for a way to empty his jizzum sack pleads and pleads with the manager until he finally gives in. The manager hands the man a key and tells him to go up to room 325. The man gets up to room 325 and opens the door to find a beautiful naked woman laying on the bed asleep, spread eagle. Not wanting to miss his chance he undresses and hops on the woman and proceeds to start copulating with the woman. This goes on for about 10 minutes when all the sudden some white goo starts oozing from her nose and ears. Startled the man jumps off and runs downstairs to tell the manager. The manager listens and then sighs and yells to a mexican man sittin in the corner smoking a cigarette..."Hey Jose, Dead Lady's Full Again!" Out of the gutter and into the sewer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilly Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Now THAT had class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 People like you are the reason Hondos Bar was such an unpleasant place to be. I don't even get your little "joke". Full of what? What's "ill repute" mean? Was the lady sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I think you meant 'know in the biblical sense'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I think you meant 'know in the biblical sense'. oh. OH! Oh, that's DISGUSTING! Why would you even THINK about something like that, much less POST it on a family friendly message board? I just don't understand some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You guys are working really, really hard. what you need is Upper Middle Management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Hey why is <CENSORED> cencored but not vagina? What about <CENSORED>? Or meatwound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 <CENSORED> i really want to know what words he is using. hmmmm....... <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED> <CENSORED><CENSORED> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I LIKE HAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 PUPPY LOVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 how come he could say that and i couldnt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i dont understand, dear amy: anyone can talk about puppy love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 can we go back to the real hondos yet? this one stops being fun after you test all the swear words you know to see if they are censored. plus ross is gone so ive nobody to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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