Iambaytor Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Why do you think I'm in the vehicle with tires taller than a human being? Besides, what happens when you miss and get your harpoon stuck in a wall or a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 By the time the zombies are thinned out enough for me to worry about that, I'll be able to adapt my strategy. I think we're considering different types of zombie outbreaks. The one I I'm thinking of has a hell of a lot more zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 By the time the zombies are thinned out enough for me to worry about that, I'll be able to adapt my strategy. I think we're considering different types of zombie outbreaks. The one I I'm thinking of has a hell of a lot more zombies. Which makes it harder to see the car they're all standing around that you're going to plant a harpoon in the hood of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Which makes it harder to see the car they're all standing around that you're going to plant a harpoon in the hood of. I don't know... I'd be looking from above, and would be able to see spots where zombies aren't all clumped together. Even if they were on top of said car, there would be an obvious difference in the level of the undead sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Kid Marvelman Galactus Mad Jim Jaspers Saint of Killers Scarlet Witch ("no more zombies") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Galactus?! There wouldn't be a world left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Galactus doesn't do so well against zombies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 A little overkill... Galactus doesn't do so well against zombiesHas this been established in Marvel Zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 A little overkill...Has this been established in Marvel Zombies? Killed him and ate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Then gained his powers and ate the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 How can that even work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 How can that even work? Apparently the power cosmic is transmitted through digestion, they got the Silver Surfer's powers the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Apparently the power cosmic is transmitted through digestion, they got the Silver Surfer's powers the same way. That's crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 That's crazy. Almost as crazy as wanting a harpoon gun to kill zombies. It's zombie apocalypse, Ly, not fucking Whale Wars. That whole back and forth between you and Baytor on the previous page reminded me of the scene w/ Guy & the Sheriff in Prince of Thieves. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 The harpoon gun isn't to kill them. It's to enable fighting them one at a time to thin out (long term, I know but you gotta have something to keep you occupied) the horde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 The harpoon gun isn't to kill them. It's to enable fighting them one at a time to thin out (long term, I know but you gotta have something to keep you occupied) the horde. Yeah, you used that line of logic previously, but I gotta gree w/ baytorh8r5000 on this one. Seems like zombie harpooning would be a lot more work than fun in the long run. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 As I said, if it's a huge outbreak and you're stuck somewhere you might as well have something to do (and you'd run out of bullets before you ran out of zombies). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Look, if there's a zombie 'pocalypse and someone says, "Hey, want a harpoon gun and a length of chain?" Fuck no I ain't turning that shit down. But if someone says, Pick any 5 items to have for the coming zombie 'pocalypse," it seems there're a lot of other choices that would aid you better than a zombie harpoon. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 - Alice (Resident Evil Movies) [The badass] - Albert Wesker (Resident Evil Games, post self infection but not quite at end game RE 5) [The possible traitor] - Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds (Firefly) [The comic relief but still capable of holding his own] - Aphrodite IX (Aphrodite IX) [sexy and deadly] - The Goddamn Batman [because he's the god damn Batman] [edit] If I can only grab one person from a franchise then I'd swap Wesker out for Riddick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Killed him and ate him. Non cannon hogwash. Some guy in another forum used a good acronym for it, which I can't recall, but it's basically unbelievable bullshit that gets shoe-horned in to help facilitate an established plot. I'm also assuming I won't be dealing with cosmically powered zombies. And besides, that whatever-numbered universe Galactus was made of meat and was kind of a pussy. I want 616 Galactus to have my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Buffy (what? she's hot. and she kicks ass. as long as none of the zombies are hot emo looking vampires...we'll be good.) Ash (evil dead series) Bella (if she turns into a zombie and I shoot her, I'll be doing her AND the world a favor, AND she'll already be dead, so I won't be killing her... so it's a win situation all around!) He-Man The Thing (it's not like they can bite him...can they?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share Posted June 14, 2010 Look, if there's a zombie 'pocalypse and someone says, "Hey, want a harpoon gun and a length of chain?" Fuck no I ain't turning that shit down. But if someone says, Pick any 5 items to have for the coming zombie 'pocalypse," it seems there're a lot of other choices that would aid you better than a zombie harpoon. Just sayin'. http://www.hondosbar.com/forum/index.php?s...t=0#entry306782 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Look, if there's a zombie 'pocalypse and someone says, "Hey, want a harpoon gun and a length of chain?" Fuck no I ain't turning that shit down. But if someone says, Pick any 5 items to have for the coming zombie 'pocalypse," it seems there're a lot of other choices that would aid you better than a zombie harpoon. Just sayin'. Anything that's not burning down the neighborhood (including damaging the building that you're taking refuge in?), running out of ammunition before running out of targets, and/or attracting more zombies? http://www.hondosbar.com/forum/index.php?s...t=0#entry306782 Good call, we are being off topic. Any way these non-team posts can be moved? Buffy (what? she's hot. and she kicks ass. as long as none of the zombies are hot emo looking vampires...we'll be good.)Ash (evil dead series) Bella (if she turns into a zombie and I shoot her, I'll be doing her AND the world a favor, AND she'll already be dead, so I won't be killing her... so it's a win situation all around!) He-Man The Thing (it's not like they can bite him...can they?) Agreed on Buffy and Ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genroh Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 ah what the hell. Ash Williams (Evil Dead)<- obvious choice Deadpool <- Deadpool Merc with a Mouth series he IS battling zombies. John Rambo (Fuck Punisher) Shu Shirakawa w/ Neo Granzon (Super Robot Wars) <- Controls a mech that controls black holes. The Doctor (Doctor Who, 3rd, 4th, 7th, or 10th) <- Time travel, super science, leadership. Basically he could just go back, see what started it and find the solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 At least one of those picks (The Doctor) wouldn't work with at least one of the others (Deadpool). Pretty sure he'd object to using blackholes as a weapon, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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