The NZA Posted July 25, 2005 Author Share Posted July 25, 2005 as a health precaution, my penis now containts flu shots. spread the word, ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dante Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 (edited) grrrr... is this a sign? Â Â I've probably got my seat reserved and everything. Edited July 26, 2005 by dante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDey Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 (edited) Video from my buddys drug bust. Recently my buddy back in Ohio had his house raided by the cops. Turns out he had his own meth lab. Fuckin idiot. To see the video just hit play, its the first story. Edited July 26, 2005 by WhoDey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoDey Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Talk about competition... Just found out Kara was dancing with Senator Kennedy in DC at a gala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 The only search engine you'll ever need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Owned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 28, 2005 Author Share Posted July 28, 2005 the secret of my success: how to dance like a white guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Shouldn't that be Pearl's Girl? Top song tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 man i'm so fuckin l337 now... it's hawt. no really. ultimate hax0r chix0r. watch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 28, 2005 Author Share Posted July 28, 2005 thanks KOS, i hate mislabled shit  EMS story: hardcore execution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JunkerSeed Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 jet force gemini rules! If the nintendo DS needs anything, it's a version of this game. Cause it rocks, but it's clearly pushing the 64 as far as it'll go and the game is fuckin HARD enough without it slowing down on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 its taken years for waterslides to get political, but finally...the titanic  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 (edited) Boy if in the future they ever decide to take a stand to stop pulluting the earth and everyone is travelling around on bicycles and riding busses, I tell ya, I'm really gonna miss driving. Â I feel so cool behind the wheel!!! Â Edited July 30, 2005 by dinghy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 They're here they're here!! Â That's right, the guyanese have penetrated the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Holy crap, the tempurpedic mattress can withstand 13 tons of pressure. They just ran it over withe a steamroller and the space-age material rises back into position! Â You don't drive a Model T, so why sleep on a metal spring bed? The Tempur material was originally developed by NASA and is certified by the space foundation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat76248 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I SO want this Betty Crocker Bake-and-Fill.... Â I hate olives and cantelope. Â I have been getting into this cartoon network show Teen Titans... I recommend EVERYONE watch at least 2 episodes (That's how much it takes to get you hooked.) Â I just bought a new computer... It's pretty! Â My one and only son will be 5 months on August 9th... it's crazy! Â My son and I will be coming to Texas to visit the Aunt Christy... (ChristyandJake) and the rest of the gang! Â Shit! I'm tired... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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