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I really hate this years Hondo Awards and I'll tell you why! This DEBACLE is not what I invisioned for my awards! This was one of my pets that has turned into a disgusting, horrible monster!! This years controversy alone is what's not gonna bring it back next year! At least not with me at the helm...

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Coulda sworn I saw some voting irregularities in the last half hour or so, I could be wrong and if so ignore this, but if I'm right then I hope any victories gained taste like ash in the culprits mouth...if I'm right then they'll know who I'm talking to. :shady:

 

Seeming a lot like US vs Them right now.

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I love my sister and all, but FUCK HER.

You can't just shit on your family, your sisters, your parents, your fucking DAUGHTER and burn every bridge possible and have us not be pissed at you, worried for you, just down fucking right mad. She's going to get herself fucking killed and I don't know what I'll do.

 

 

 

 

 

FUCK YOU BETH.

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RED

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty,

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight.

 

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

 

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty dress,

Such a pretty smile,

Such a pretty me!

 

I feel stunning

And entrancing,

Feel like running and dancing for joy,

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy!

 

SKEETER

Have you met my good friend Red,

The craziest girl on the block?

You'll know her the minute you see her,

She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

 

She thinks she's in love.

She thinks she's in Spain.

She isn't in love,

She's merely insane.

 

It must be the heat

Or some rare disease,

Or too much to eat

Or maybe it's fleas.

 

Keep away from her,

Send for Chino!

This is not the

Red we know!

 

Modest and pure,

Polite and refined,

Well-bred and mature

And out of her mind!

 

RED

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty

That the city should give me its key.

A committee

Should be organized to honor me.

 

SKEETER

La la la la . . .

 

RED

I feel dizzy,

I feel sunny,

I feel fizzy and funny and fine,

And so pretty,

Miss America can just resign!

 

SKEETER

La la la la . . .

 

RED

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

 

SKEETER

What mirror where?

 

RED

Who can that attractive girl be?

 

SKEETER

Which? What? Where? Whom?

 

RED

Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty dress,

Such a pretty smile,

Such a pretty me!

 

SKEETER

Such a pretty me!

 

ALL

I feel stunning

And entrancing,

Feel like running and dancing for joy,

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy!

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these cadences are stuck in my head.

 

i can run...to the sun

i can train...in the rain

 

left, left, left right left

one mile...no sweat

two mile...better yet

three mile...i can do it

four mile...nothin to it

five mile..fuck it, ima be a cop

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"You know when you've cried and cried, and you really can't cry anymore, so you're very quiet? I started hearing the water, and Pandora - the last song on the record - came to me. She was sort of warning me that there are so many feelings under the rocks that I needed to turn into. She told me, 'You need to dive into this one, Tori, because your healing is in there. Once you go, it's a whole new journey, but you've got to metaphorically leave this little dock and come with me to find out what's really in this ocean of feelings.' So i did. And that's where I met these songs."

 

line me up in single file

with all your grievances

stare but i can taste

you're still alive

below the waste

ripples come and ripples go

and ripple back to me

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