dante Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Jesus is in the same aisle as the wheat bread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 so my brother's car was found. in a canal. and now it doesnt have headlights, a grill or a back bumper. not that it would really matter at this point. now my mom has to pay $1600. 1000 for the deductible and 600 for the towing. the cops aren't going to persue it any further. plus my brother needs a new car now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 when my PC died, LL's functional one mocked me. Now, my monitor is making clicking noises instead of displaying images, and hers is this pristine flatscreen one. Damn you and your sturdy electronics, lindsaygrrl. Â mebbe itll work when i wake up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 six feet under, noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 (edited) for our gamez0rz  Edited August 15, 2005 by dante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 (edited) i went shopping and bought loads !!! Edited August 15, 2005 by Nanno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! Â ps missy got hella skinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 So uh, who would like to suck my cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterasta Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Brian & Stewie: You and I are, so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals! Stewie: Do you want to go first? Brian: Yeah i'll go, your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade. Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk, you got a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad! Brian: Oh, one time... Stewie: I have a style flair, just look at my hip hair! Brian: Oh yeah thats quite a nice doo there... Stewie: Oh thanks. Brian: ...For me to poop on! Stewie: What? Brian: Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown. Stewie: Oh bite me, Snoopy. Brian & Stewie: There's not a whole lot that we got to agree on... Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score. Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore... Brian: Ricky Martin? Stewie: Love him. Brian & Stewie: We're too different to ever be pals! ...You and I are, so awfully different doo-doo-doo, too awfully different doo-doo-doo, to ever be pals! Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite. Stewie: Oh very funny...you have a weenie like a christmas tree light! Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted. Stewie: Oh, a gay joke... Brian: I just work with what you give me. Brian & Stewie: You might think we're in sync, but we stink, as a duo.. Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts. Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your... Brian: Whoa whoa whoa, you cant say that on TV! Stewie: What, ego? Brian: Never mind. Brian & Stewie: We're too different to ever be pals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Bloomberg is very cultured... Â seen on a bloomberg terminal screen at work today: Â "Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul." -Alexander Pope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Three more days here...I guess I should clean up my desk a little... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) if she didn't want me to sort out her problem and give my advice why the hell did she tell me too?? Ugh people like her make me mad Edited August 16, 2005 by Nanno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Say hello to IT ANALYST MACHADO! BIATCH! FUCK YO' COUCH NIGGA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 he's home in two days and i just can't wait!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 i had a dream that gas was $1.32. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 jet lag?........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 oh, i would be so down for this... word. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 OMG YES Â carvel... must have... carvel... losing strength... Â on the downside, why do i have all the signs of ovarian cancer?... quick, put your bets in for the "lauren o'connell weird disease" drawing for this year... closing soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Oh man that's awesome, Christopher Walken is awesome  We Need More Cowbell!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 how am i still listening to that song? my shit's been offline for days now. I think sigamp just likes the jungle brotehrs.  I had it all spread out, even one next door I had it like that, so what ya askin' for? 4 to 5, you see, was my minimum And every day, I used to go and get with 'em One for every hour on the hour One on the way while I was in the shower It sounds kinda crazy, it sounds kinda bugged But you see, Afrika was the one they loved So you see, it got to a point where they didn't care They didn't wanna give me up, so they agreed to share  ...why? 'cause i got it like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i'm horny  oh god i've turned into aoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i'm so excited i could piss in my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Jax, in your 'sexy' sig, did you use ShoestringSSK for your font? Â ps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Back in orlando! And back online, beetches. Too bad I'm moving all my shit in in 150 degree weather. I just hope my TV doesn't spontaniously combust as I hop over the three pits of lava on the way to my new volcano home. Â Global warming is here to stay folks, don't leave home for more than 30 seconds without your astronaut suits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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