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so my brother's car was found. in a canal. and now it doesnt have headlights, a grill or a back bumper. not that it would really matter at this point. now my mom has to pay $1600. 1000 for the deductible and 600 for the towing. the cops aren't going to persue it any further. plus my brother needs a new car now.

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when my PC died, LL's functional one mocked me.

Now, my monitor is making clicking noises instead of displaying images, and hers is this pristine flatscreen one. Damn you and your sturdy electronics, lindsaygrrl.

 

mebbe itll work when i wake up again :zzz:

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Brian & Stewie: You and I are, so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals!

Stewie: Do you want to go first?

Brian: Yeah i'll go,

your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade.

Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk,

you got a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad!

Brian: Oh, one time...

Stewie: I have a style flair, just look at my hip hair!

Brian: Oh yeah thats quite a nice doo there...

Stewie: Oh thanks.

Brian: ...For me to poop on!

Stewie: What?

Brian: Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown.

Stewie: Oh bite me, Snoopy.

Brian & Stewie: There's not a whole lot that we got to agree on...

Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score.

Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore...

Brian: Ricky Martin?

Stewie: Love him.

Brian & Stewie: We're too different to ever be pals!

...You and I are, so awfully different doo-doo-doo, too awfully different doo-doo-doo, to ever be pals!

Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite.

Stewie: Oh very funny...you have a weenie like a christmas tree light!

Brian: I bet money,

you'll marry a honey,

who's pretty and funny,

and her name will be Ted.

Stewie: Oh, a gay joke...

Brian: I just work with what you give me.

Brian & Stewie: You might think

we're in sync,

but we stink,

as a duo..

Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts.

Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your...

Brian: Whoa whoa whoa, you cant say that on TV!

Stewie: What, ego?

Brian: Never mind.

Brian & Stewie: We're too different to ever be pals!

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how am i still listening to that song? my shit's been offline for days now. I think sigamp just likes the jungle brotehrs.

 

I had it all spread out, even one next door

I had it like that, so what ya askin' for?

4 to 5, you see, was my minimum

And every day, I used to go and get with 'em

One for every hour on the hour

One on the way while I was in the shower

It sounds kinda crazy, it sounds kinda bugged

But you see, Afrika was the one they loved

So you see, it got to a point where they didn't care

They didn't wanna give me up, so they agreed to share

 

...why? 'cause i got it like that

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Back in orlando! And back online, beetches. Too bad I'm moving all my shit in in 150 degree weather. I just hope my TV doesn't spontaniously combust as I hop over the three pits of lava on the way to my new volcano home.

 

Global warming is here to stay folks, don't leave home for more than 30 seconds without your astronaut suits!

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