dante Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Hurricanes are nature's way of saying, "Hey, you've got neighbors, go shake hands, make friends, and get them to help move a huge tree off of their car." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 a class 1 hurricane, and motherfuckers is savage out there. We get another Andrew anytime soon, its gonna be Mad Max and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 yessss inebriated best sex ever i feel so much better now but boy am i tired... it's 5am and i totally need to sleeep... ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) CAR SEX (The Series)  Car Sex Positions - Kama Sutra Collection   Warning DO NOT ATTEMPT ON VEHICLES WITH LARGE HOOD ORNAMENTS !  REPEAT-DO NOT ATTEMPT ON VEHICLES WITH LARGE HOOD ORNAMENTS !   On the Hood  If there's anything better than sex in the car, it's sex on the car. If you're in the mood for some open air action, or want to put on a show for the rest of the folks in the parking garage, study these sex positions, lay your honey across the hood and start your engines.   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Wraparound      A classic car Kama Sutra pose. The woman sits on the hood, wraps her legs around the man's waist and supports herself with her arms, leaning back. She can control the motion by thrusting with her pelvis, or pulling him towards her with her legs. She may also brace her feet on the car bumper on either side of him for better leverage. Anal Sex Yes - Superb guide to anal pleasure   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------   The Bridge    The woman lays back on the hood with the man standing in front of her between her legs. She lifts her legs so that she can hook the back of her heels over her partner's shoulders. The woman then tilts her pelvis up to straighten her back, lining her crotch up with the thrusting of his cock. The man can support her lower back with his hands, and lean back slightly. The woman can vary the angle of her pelvis for better G-spot or clitoral stimulation. This position allows for deep penetration and will make you both feel like porn stars.  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------  The Wheelbarrow    This one is a bit acrobatic and requires some upper body strength from both partners. The woman lays her upper body face down on the car hood or trunk. The man lifts her legs up and holds them spread apart as he fucks her from behind. The woman can also wrap her legs around the man's waist (crossing her ankles behind her back) for extra support. This positions gives the man a nice view of his partner's backside, and is good for G-spot stimulation.   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Over the Top   For when you really want to put on a show. The woman climbs up on top of the hood on all fours, with her rear facing the front of the car. She leans on the roof of the car to support her upper body. The man kneels on the hood behind her and fucks her doggy style. Take care not to break the windscreen, and don't bounce too hard or you may lose your balance.   Car sex can be creative. Use your imagination and don't be afraid to think outside the bun. Edited August 28, 2005 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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defgoddess Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 sigh... who told? Â this is exactly what i needed now. i need to stay. the hell. away from the male species... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 "Custer....what it is right now?" :shoot: Â shits gonna haunt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Wasn't sure if this was quite not-safe-for-work material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 part time sounds really awesome right about now. money really should grown on trees. but only the trees that weren't knocked down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 behold, the face of Riddler Lime! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ok nick, i forgot your number at baptist so this is as close as it's going to get. i got home ok. although the tow truck guy was trying to pimp his son out to me. this has been a weird day, and i think my car hates me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I'VE MISSED HONDO'S SO... Â Â Â No internet for almost a week...thanks Katrina!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 see you along the trail, buddy. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 blargh - the random thread=my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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defgoddess Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 AAAAAAAGH I HATE THEM die die die die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I'm fucking outraged at this guy... Read here... Cat Survives Sword Attack  http://www.local6.com/family/4900299/detail.html  What a cocksucker the Arvada Man Facing Felony, Misdemeanor Charges...I say we lynch this MF... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 " Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."Mel Brooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" ~Freud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 finally, a comic for our republocrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Â Â Â Â Â Dieeeee!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 ... And I woke up this morning with my phone in my arse and half the inventory of the Brisbane City Council behind the bar. So I cracked another beer. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 just today and tomorrow then i start my week holiday!! WOOHOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) Â Â These pics weren't photoshopped! Â For BIG CHEIF... Â Â and Who-Dey... Â Edited September 2, 2005 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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