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That one took a lot longer to turn up than I thought it would.

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You should study.  You should study for your tests. Don't waste time on the computer!  The computer can't take your test for you.  You're going to fail the test if you don't start studying!  You're going to fail the test, and so you'll fail the class.  Is that what you want? You wanna fail the class so you can fail outta school and not graduate, you lazy punk?!?  You fahking lazy ass punk, you better not fail that test, biatch, you hear me, you better not.  I'll whip you good, you hear me?

 

Punk.

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Piano Man

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

 

He says, "Son, can you play me a melody?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger man's clothes"

 

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da da

 

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine

He gets me my drinks for free

And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke

But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."

As the smile ran away from his face

"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star

If I could get out of this place"

 

Oh, la la la, de de da

La la, de de da da da

 

Now Paul is a real estate novelist

Who never had time for a wife

And he's talkin' with Davy who's still in the navy

And probably will be for life

 

And the waitress is practicing politics

As the businessmen slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness

But it's better than drinkin' alone

 

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 

 

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And the manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see

To forget about life for a while

And the piano, it sounds like a carnival

And the microphone smells like a beer

And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar

And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

 

Oh, la la la, de de da

La la, de de da da da

 

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

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[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]

 

Jailer: Crucifixion?

 

Prisoner: Yes.

 

Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

[Next prisoner.] Crucifixion?

 

Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually.

 

Jailer: What?

 

Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.

 

Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.

 

Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.

 

Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...

 

Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

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The world is a dirty place, Bobby.

These people are dirty. Don't let them touch you.

They gots the poopy on their hands. It's all over them.

They just be POOPING AND WIPING AND POOPING AND WIPING AND POOPING....

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you like to think that you're never wroooooonnnnnnngggggggg you live and you learnnnnnnnnn

you have to act like your someoonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee

you live what you've learneddddddd

you want someone to hurt like yoouuuuuuuuuuuuu

you live what you've learned

you wanna share what you've been throuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhh

you live what you've learned......

 

Likin park "points of authority"

 

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This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! He's a stiff! Berreft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now history! he's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's f*ckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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So, why did you take that test, dude its easy you know how to use the program. So I couldn't come over to teach you. You should know how to even if I didn't call and for warn you you should of had a back up plan, plus its something that you can easily do. its not a difficult. I was with my sisters I had fun and I miss them those are my girls. you gotta love them!

 

OBO 4 LIFE!!!!

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"I've been cheating on you ever since we broke up

I've been dreaming about you ever since I woke up

And my hearing's disappearing ever since you spoke up

 

I'll devise a plot

To break your heart

Plan a revenge that I'll never carry out

What's wrong with you?

Tell me now, what should I do?

 

Don't let me down

I couldn't take much more of your love

Don't call me up

I'm so fed up with being down

 

I asked you to the show but I knew you wouldn't show up

You came to my birthday party just to tell me I should grow up

And I see another girl and I think i'm gonna throw up

 

So I'll devise a plan

To nuke your man

An evil scheme to come back and take command

I'll win your hand

We'll hijack a plane and we're never going to land

 

Don't let me down

I couldn't take much more of your love

 

Don't call me up

I'm so fed up with being down"

 

ozma... the best communist band to ever play the tetris theme live  

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