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so, were clearly on every major search engine, but im tryin to submit us through IE/MSN so that if you type in "hondosbarr.com" or some other misspelling, the default 404 will suggest our site, instead of pretending it has no fucking idea what youre looking for.

if anyone knows where to go for that, holla.

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Muahahahaha, the guitar solo to boston's "more than a feeling" has been conquered. Fuck sleep! I'm gonna be wakin up the neighbors...

 

 

:wolvy:

 

btw, what happened to the rock emoticon with the electric guitar? It would be so appropriate right now.

 

here he is!

 

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Know what webcomic I haven't checked in a long time? Drawing The Line. Lemme just check that now...just a minute here...uh...nope. No updates. What will become of SAL now? Will SX perform a fatality on SAL? Will SAL ever recover from his tramatic experience? Will DJ ever get we he requires from the campus bookstore ever again? Find out...on the next installment of...no wait...find out never.

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I feel like singing don't you. Come on everybody. All together now

 

"Always look on the bright side of life" by Monty Python

 

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...

 

...always look on the bright side

of life...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

Always look on the light side

of life...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle

- that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright

side of life...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

Come on.

 

Always look on the right side

of life...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

You must always face the curtain

with a bow

Forget about your sin - give the

audience a grin

Enjoy it - it's your last chance

anyhow.

 

So always look on the bright side

of death...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

a-Just before you draw your terminal breath...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true

You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you

 

And...

Always look on the bright side

of life...

(Whistle) :yup:

 

Always look on the right side

of life...

 

C'mon Brian, cheer up

 

Always look on the bright side

of life...

 

Always look on the bright side

of life...

 

Worse things happen at sea you know.

 

I mean - what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing

- you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost? Nothing.

 

Always look on the right side

(I mean) of life...

 

what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing

- you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost?

 

Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life...

 

Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say?

Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!

There ya go, see!

 

Always look on the right side of life...

(Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time)

 

There ya go, see!

 

 

 

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277. When you neglect normal bodily functions 'til you finish "the next part"

 

278. When you start using FF characters gestures instead of your own (sephiroth:haha head down, haha hand in air and hand on chest, nod back and forth once lol)

 

NEWTYPE: ?????

 

279. When you start to get frustrated cause you cant think of anymore things to type on this thing :yup:

 

NEWTYPE: YO, IC!!

 

280. When you begin to cry at the thought of FF games being banned, or all being desroyed :yup:

 

NEWTYPE: HEY!!! NICK

 

280. To think that it's even possible to think of 1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy.

 

NEWTYPE: HEY YOU SON OF A :yup: !!!!

 

IC: WHAT, WHAT THE :yup: DO YOU WANT!!!

 

NEWTYPE: This is Blargh - The Random Thread NOT 1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

 

IC: ?????.....Hey your right my bad

 

NEWTYPE: Just pointing it out.

 

IC: I'll go over to that Forum right now

 

NEWTYPE: OK see ya

 

IC: screw that I'm staying. Where was I Oh yeah

 

281. when you start thinking you see moogles in your back yard hunting your garden gnombs

 

282. You seriously considered choreographing your dance final to.....SMACK!!! BAM!!! WACK!!! body dropping to the floor.

 

NEWTYPE: I knew that :yup: hole would try something like that. HMMMM...Those are pretty good. I think use them my self. Thanks IC.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Umm...I would like to meet women cause i'm not a fagot. I just wanna meet a girl the likes me for who I am and not what they want me to be. I hate fake people and people that try to act hard. I'm an easy going guy....that has a goal of graduating high school this year. I am currently single so if u like what u see hit me up on the s/n.

 

Sweet myspace....

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Fuck I love me some Rammstein.

 

 

Christoph - "He's a faggot."

 

Till - "No I'm not.. No... ...For the girls that are watching: I am not a faggot ."

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Till - "For me it's definately the dildo song, Buck Dich. I like to fuck the keyboard."

 

Christoph - "Yes I told you he was a faggot."

 

Till - "So I'm a faggot, ok."

 

Christoph - "Keyboard faggot."

 

Till - "KeyboardER faggot. I don't want to fuck a keyboard. That thing is quite boring, and cold."

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