MusicManiac Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) Edited February 13, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Blargh....a place for high people. Â A typical polygraph procedure starts with a pre-test interview designed to establish a connection (or find a control) between the tester and the testee and to gain some preliminary information which will later be used for "Control Questions " or C (see below). Then the tester will explain the polygraph, emphasizing that it can detect lies and that it is important to answer truthfully. Then a "stim test" is often conducted: the testee is asked to deliberately lie and then the tester reports that he was able to detect this lie. Then the actual test starts. Some of the questions asked are "Irrelevant " or IR("Whose cock would fit nicer in your mouth - Snipescock or Lundgrencock?"), others are "probable-lie" Control Questions that most people will lie about ("You didn't come in me, right?") and the remainder are the "Relevant Questions " or R the polygrapher is really interested in. The different types of questions alternate. The test is passed if the physiological responses during the probable-lie control questions are larger than those during the relevant questions. If this is not the case, the tester attempts to elicit admissions during a post-test interview ("Your situation will only get worse if we don't clear this up"). These admissions are the main goal of the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 you people know what today is all about. that's right. cap zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 (edited) Edited February 14, 2006 by Nknight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 OsamaMama : u there? 72Virgins : yeah, sup? OsamaMama : martyr 4 life, bitch! 72Virgins : lol 72Virgins : OsamaMama : turn on fox 72Virgins : k OsamaMama : shes hot 72Virgins : who? the angry blonde? OsamaMama : yup 72Virgins : dude, she looks like barney fife with a wig OsamaMama : whatever. anns my gril OsamaMama : girl OsamaMama : i cant tpe today OsamaMama : type today OsamaMama : ARRGGGGGHHHH!!!! 72Virgins : nice. OsamaMama : where you wanna hit the infidels? 72Virgins : i dunno. sears tower OsamaMama : las vegas 72Virgins : space needle OsamaMama : disenyland 72Virgins : disneyworld OsamaMama : i just said that 72Virgins : no, you said land, I said world OsamaMama : aren’t they the same? 72Virgins : no, dumbass 72Virgins : the white house OsamaMama : the washington monument 72Virgins : brb 72Virgins : im back 72Virgins : the tallest building in texas OsamaMama : the tallest building in los angeles 72Virgins : i got skills OsamaMama : what? 72Virgins : nunchuck skills 72Virgins : bowhunting skills OsamaMama : it’s a liger 72Virgins : flippin sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Â Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 new hondo's smileys? would they get used? Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 diggin the hulk one... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 :shoot: that covers cool as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 keep meanin to post these over at the knoll... Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,00 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation ot untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Edited July 22, 2018 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 They took my Alias, now they're taking the Pulse. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 what...? damn you, Joe Q! dont you fucking touch my runaways  "Good evening, captain...sorry to disturb your class, i was told Cpt. Sharlock would be here, and i could get my gear and practice pulling hose off an engine." "Oh, hey Custer...well, gear's locked up, Sharlock's on A shift now so he's not here, and we dont really have an engine setup on base today." "...alright...so what can i do?" "You know what? weve got this really big monster truck tire around the back of the tower, its got a rope around it..you could just pull that thing back and forth a few times." "S...sure. Sure i can."  Pulling tires on ropes, incidentally, gets very tiring after a half hour or so, especially when you realize youve just got to carry it all the way back now. god help you, youre just not very smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) Edited February 15, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 been a few pages since diddy called bjork. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) This poor kid will prolly never touch another computer as long as he lives and need years of therepy...  Mean dad tapes his kid getting traumatized by that scary computer screen game. And puts it all over the internet.   Video Link Right Here  This guy's a fucking asshole... mean man...just evil. Poor kid... hahahaha. Fear sucks. Edited February 15, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 bwahaha stupid kid, you cant trust flash files! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 catch the marvel reference, get 10 cool points. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 PROFILE VIEWS! GIMME MAH POINTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 home movies: "brendon, i told you we'd win this case with points." Â sign into myspcae, then follow this link for cool Silent Hill pics...that 3rd one is badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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