MusicManiac Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,00 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Edited July 22, 2018 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 iDfUCkHErRAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Jax, I still gots to mail ya Secret Santa gift brother, but here's a peek... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 stillverydrubkallnightdrinkingisthewayofthefuturespacebarbedamned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Ah, so you're my deadbeat Santa! Â I need to attach these images here since you can't attach in the poitics thread. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Ah, so you're my deadbeat Santa! I need to attach these images here since you can't attach in the poitics thread.    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 she's got the angles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) Inspired by all the Nastiness in the house of Hondo's today... Â Edited February 17, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages Repulsive "Wifely Expectations" pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case  FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)  CLICK HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 (edited) MH...That guy is a jackass alright... Â Â _____________________ Â Â Gotta love the down time here in the Windy City of Boston during calls...It's friday,I'm at work... the bars are open till 2:30...I'm screwed come 12:30... Â Your Gauze pad Guru ready for action. Edited February 18, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 holy shit, that thing's detailed...shit took some work. that's what you get for marrying her before she signed it. Â if anyone can give me an update on what Tribe Called Quest is doin these days, i will buy you a coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 holy shit, that thing's detailed...shit took some work. that's what you get for marrying her before she signed it. if anyone can give me an update on what Tribe Called Quest is doin these days, i will buy you a coke.   I want Jack in my coke Cowboy...   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 (edited) Â Â Â Edited February 19, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 lookin at the movie forum....there's a lotta shit i think its missing. Im doing this John Wayne western thread, possibly followed by a Clint Eastwood one whenver i get to it. But we really need a classic war films one, so many greats that warrant it. Â i was also thinking how fucking cool a Alistair MacLean thread woudl be, for his novles turned into films - guns of navarone, where ealges dare, etc. this oughta be fun, but its gonna take a while and i think im largely on my own here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Henry Rollins "nominated as possible threat" in Australia  Henry Rollins ran into trouble while flying from Auckland, Australia during the Big Day Out Tour.  Apparently, the former hardcore vocalist and author made the mistake of reading Jihad: The Rise of Militant Island in Central Asia while on the flight. The book - a largely academic look at the roots and conflicts in Central Asian and their connections to terrorism - apparently raised some red flags resulting in Rollins recieving what he described as "a latter from a nice woman who worked in one of those government areas that deals with anti-terrorism matters."  The individual who sat next to Henry had reported him to the government because of the book; while the letter he recieved from the government dismissed the accussation as "idiocy," Henry responded:  I was reading a book called Jihad by Ahmed Rashid which is a history of Central Asia. I didn't speak to the man next to me past how do you do. I think Ahmed Rashid is published by Yale University Press. Bush's alma mater. Please tell your government and everyone in your office to go fuck themselves. Tell them twice. If your boss is looking for something to do, you can tell him I suggest he go fuck himself. Baghdad's safer than my hometown and your PM is a sissy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 henry rollins, you are awesome  yeah im just about done bumrushing honodo's movie house 3k or whatever were gonna call it, just wanted some genres and some of my favorite actors getting a thread of their own. I might one on Kurosawa before i finish out tonight if i got it in me.  It'd be cool if that inspired others to do the same, and let people know who their favorite actors/directors are, and what their best works are by pitching them a bit....i figure the place's gotta be about more than just waiting to talk about the next big release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 MSN presents: 20 things your ass didnt know about US Presidents  1. In warm weather, 6th president of the United States John Quincy Adams customarily went skinny-dipping in the Potomac River before dawn.2. 9th U.S. president William Henry Harrison was inaugurated on a bitterly cold day and gave the longest inauguration speech ever. The new president promptly caught a cold that soon developed into pneumonia. Harrison died exactly one month into his presidential term, the shortest in U.S. history. 3. John Tyler, 10th U.S. president, fathered 15 children (more than any other president)--8 by his first wife, and 7 by his second wife. Tyler was past his seventieth birthday when his 15th child was born. 4. Sedated only by brandy, 11th president of the United States James Polk survived gall bladder surgery at the age of 17. 5. 15th U.S. president James Buchanan is the only unmarried man ever to be elected president. Buchanan was engaged to be married once; however, his fiancée died suddenly after breaking off the engagement, and he remained a bachelor all his life. 6. Often depicted wearing a tall black stovepipe hat, 16th president of the United States Abraham Lincoln carried letters, bills, and notes in his hat. 7. 17th U.S. president Andrew Johnson never attended school. His future wife, Eliza McCardle, taught him to write at the age of 17. (Bonus fact about Andrew Johnson: He only wore suits that he custom-tailored himself.) 8. Ulysses S. Grant, 18th president of the United States, died of throat cancer. During his life, Grant had smoked about 20 cigars per day. 9. Both ambidextrous and multilingual, 20th president of the United States James Garfield could write Greek with one hand while writing Latin with the other. 10. Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th president of the United States, underwent a secret operation aboard a yacht to remove his cancerous upper jaw in 1893. 11. The teddy bear derived from 26th U.S. president Theodore ("Teddy") Roosevelt's refusal to shoot a bear with her cub while on a hunting trip in Mississippi. 12. William Taft, 27th president of the United States, weighed more than 300 pounds and had a special oversized bathtub installed in the White House. 13. Warren Harding, 29th U.S. president, played poker at least twice a week, and once gambled away an entire set of White House china. His advisors were nicknamed the "Poker Cabinet" because they joined the president in his poker games. 14. Calvin Coolidge, 30th president of the United States, had chronic stomach pain and required 10 to 11 hours of sleep and an afternoon nap every day. 15. Herbert Hoover, 31st U.S. president, published more than 16 books, including one called Fishing for Fun-And to Wash Your Soul. 16. 32nd president of the United States Franklin D. Roosevelt was related, either by blood or by marriage, to 11 former presidents. 17. The letter "S" comprises the full middle name of the 33rd president, Harry S. Truman. It represents two of his grandfathers, whose names both had "S" in them. 18. Military leader and 34th president of the U.S. Dwight D. Eisenhower loved to cook; he developed a recipe for vegetable soup that is 894 words long and includes the stems of nasturtium flowers as one of the ingredients. 19. 40th president of the United States Ronald Reagan broke the so-called "20-year curse," in which every president elected in a year ending in 0 died in office. 20. George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States, and his wife Laura got married just three months after meeting each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 THIS then THIS. Â JoeEic eh....could Joe Q be tryna get some Metzler over to the house of ideas....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Metzler goes to my comicbook store every few weeks I can get him to sign my book anytime. So piss on ebay    BOO!!!! I'm out of ideas so cut me some slack ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Bad ass McQueen baby... gotta love it... Â Â ...go on witcha bad self Stevie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Fuck it... time to break out a lil' Frumpity-Frump action peeps................. Â -> Frumpy the Clown is a clown, it's not his job, it's just what he is. He's now moved to the suburbs and as usual, he isn't too happy about it. Frumpy is a boarder with a typical American family. Â Mom, Dad, two kids and a clown. Â We should all be this lucky. Â Â Edited February 21, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 i forget where MH's question thread went, so rachel, here's kitties i was gonna post there and ask you about. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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