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The NZA, April 8, 2002 in Sensible Chuckle
the division of joy
May 22 2006
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February 8, 2018
September 20, 2012
That one took a lot longer to turn up than I thought it would.
Born of Rob Zombie and Britney Spears
The grace of Fred Astare, the funk of Edwin Star, the love makin skills of Chef, and the smell of a Taco Bell dumpster.
He is... THE RELATIONSHIP ZOMBIE!
Where the bitches at?
Red's a pussy, Lime is a fag. I'm outt hya! Zombie out!
and he was never heard from again.
Admit it: Dane Cook is a cock. I've seen funnier abortions*
*note - this may not be a valid point because I'm sure Jont will find a humorous abortion picture then stun us all, dirty Jont.
Dunkin Donuts, you and I are finished.
I know it's always been a tenuous relationship. I've long known that the delicious smell wafting out of the building will never be matched by the taste of any of the baked goods within. I know that, at this point, donuts are a sideline item for you, and that Fred the Baker is gone, his duties long since shifted to some assembly line.
I know I'll always be in line behind a construction worker buying 11 coffees for his coworkers. I know if I buy my special (Mt. Dew and a donut) and hand you exact change ($2.30), you'll count it, then ask me if I want anything else. I know the mathematical formula by which the hurry I'm in is directly proportional to the number of people in front of me buying egg-and-cheese sandwiches.
And I've long known that I hate your coffee. Seriously hate it. Honestly, I wouldn't drink it if I were having a coughing fit in the desert.
But this was the last straw. My soda was flat and my Boston Creme donut was 90% cake and 10% cream. It takes a special kind of determination to eff up a donut and a soda.
So thanks for everything. It's not you; it's me. Actually, that's a lie. It's you.
Just to show you what you missed last night Lani...
I put up a new comic on the Knoll... it's not new, I drew it a year ago but Sonny talked me into posting it. The ink is smeared, it was colored with a magic marker, my pendmanship leaves much to be desired, and I'm sure everyone's gonna say, "OMG! YOU RIPPED OFF BATMAN AND SIN CITY!" And I thought to myself, why should the Knollians/Knizzles be the only ones that get to punch me in the kidneys and call me a little girl, why not give the Hondonians a chance too, because I'm a glutton for punishment.
Rather than posting all nine pages, I decided to just post the page where they're located rather than all 9 pages. So have fun calling me a loser and throwing rocks and shit at me. But just be sure to PM me the insults, or Jax will be screaming unintelligebly about the "spirit of blargh" or some shit like that.
Nice Work, Bay...
Splatterhouse was the SHIT
class all of 'em
i used to think it was lame, then i got into a long distance relationship. Now, im all for sex of any kind. im considering sex via smoke signals, or morse sex.
And yet the Nick finds another way to inspire useless photoshopping mayhem...
Saw this on the tube tonight, haven't seen it in years...
Albert Finney is a Bad MoFo.
there's something you dont know about me, Joe Rogan...
I smoke rocks.
Still doing a Lydon....
heh heh...Warren Ellis, i feel like youve known me forever.
so gonna buy the trade.
I dunno but i'm hella feelin LL cool J's "Control Myself"..they've been blowing up that track up a the clubs like it's the thing to do.
I adore Mary J Blige
"And I know ya'll heard before
These same old metaphors
My love is so much more
I don't wanna change it
I don't wanna do without ya baby
Cause he's just above the rest
I must confess the best
Love that I've ever had
And I just gotta let you know this
Don't let 'em tell you nothing different
You're the only one I'm needing
I don't want no one but you
Baby no one will do
And what they say don't even matter
They don't know what I know about ya
Baby no one will do"
jont, that was brilliant
Awesome art MH!
Jont, that was brilliant, never heard of the show, amazing it was taped in the 80's and then Ch. 4 decided to run with it in 2004... When's the DVD out?
, please read this. i think of you so.
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