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That one took a lot longer to turn up than I thought it would.

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Dear Diary,

 

Today Nicholas was rather proud that he had three Blargh posts in a row. I'm currently on my fourth. Take that Custer. In other news, thanks for the add. It was well nice of you and maybe we can makey the fuckey sometime. Sooner rather than later, please. My balls are so big they're like watermelons.

 

Lots of love,

 

JJB

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Text message conversation between Nick and Panch:

 

The Nick: "Is Luke Cage a mutant? I totally forget how he gets his powers..."

 

La Pancho: "He takes a shot in the mouth from the Sentry back in 'Homos-For-Hire Team-Up'"

 

The Nick: "If I'm ever on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' or some shit, you're the last guy I'm callin', man."

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Actual telephone conversation.

 

IC: "Hey, if it isnt my Coral Gables tech support guy! how's it goin..."

Chief: "Oh jesus, you again? you cant use windows or some shit? you need doors now?"

IC: "Haha...i had a quick question, my sound card seems off and..."

Chief: "Im kinda busy right now. I'm playing tennis with Don Cornelius."

IC: "? what? with who?"

Chief: "We playin' on the moon, bitch! Don't call me."

*click*

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