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I stole this idea from Thomas Cashel on the Preacher's Divinity board, where the topic had run to 672 replies and 3571 views in 6 months ( ! )

 

The idea is to post anything you want, with ONE RULE ONLY:

 

**YOU MAY NOT REPLY TO OTHER POSTS**

 

every post must be random, no connection at all to the previous......let's begin:

 

One day, I'll have an original thought. I will. Someone told me that once.

Today was rather windy, i had perky nipples like half the fuckin day. I garuntee i found this far more disturbing than you did.

 

 

 

 

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343 - Never Forget

 

 

 

 

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JunkerSeed Apr 8 2002, 01:44 AM Post #2

 

 

RF adaptor

 

 

Group: Pornographer

Posts: 1911

From: Miami, FL

 

 

 

What? You've never seen two gay guys on a horse before?

 

 

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--Danny

Movie of the Moment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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King Of Snake Apr 8 2002, 02:56 AM Post #3

 

 

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak!

 

 

Group: Rönin

Posts: 2794

From: Manchester, UK, ex-Navan, Ireland

 

 

 

I wanted wine, women and song, all I got was a drunk woman singing.

 

 

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"Whether long range weapon or suicide bomb, a wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether you're soar-away Sun or BBC One, misinformation is a weapon of mass destruct-

You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian, racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether inflation or globalisation, fear is a weapon of mass destruction

 

Whether Halliburton, Enron or anyone, greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome, inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction, inaction is a weapon of mass destruction"

Faithless - Mass Destruction

 

Big up to the bars, Hondo's (as it was known) and Taps of Life and now you too can apply for a bar license yourself!

 

 

 

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Irish Cowboy Apr 8 2002, 03:11 AM Post #4

 

 

Hondo's HNIC

 

 

Group: Town Sheriff

Posts: 160

From: Vice City

 

 

 

Wang is itchy, and nowhere to go.

"The music is nothing if the audience is deaf."

-Walter Lippmann

 

 

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343 - Never Forget

 

 

 

 

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King Of Snake Apr 8 2002, 03:18 AM Post #5

 

 

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak!

 

 

Group: Rönin

Posts: 2794

From: Manchester, UK, ex-Navan, Ireland

 

 

 

Look at the sea and think of your evolutionary past. Look at the sky and imagine the future. Look at the land and think of the present. And at the most profound place where land, sea and sky meet - there ye shall play volleyball!

:p

 

 

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"Whether long range weapon or suicide bomb, a wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether you're soar-away Sun or BBC One, misinformation is a weapon of mass destruct-

You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian, racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether inflation or globalisation, fear is a weapon of mass destruction

 

Whether Halliburton, Enron or anyone, greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome, inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction, inaction is a weapon of mass destruction"

Faithless - Mass Destruction

 

Big up to the bars, Hondo's (as it was known) and Taps of Life and now you too can apply for a bar license yourself!

 

 

 

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Irish Cowboy Apr 8 2002, 03:23 AM Post #6

 

 

Hondo's HNIC

 

 

Group: Town Sheriff

Posts: 160

From: Vice City

 

 

 

Keep shakin them hips, Shakira....you cant escape me forever.

 

 

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King Of Snake Apr 8 2002, 03:33 AM Post #7

 

 

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak!

 

 

Group: Rönin

Posts: 2794

From: Manchester, UK, ex-Navan, Ireland

 

 

 

"I'm trying to comprehend the things I write

And I'm living the lie that I cannot satisfy

Much against everyone's advice

I'm still trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Whether long range weapon or suicide bomb, a wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether you're soar-away Sun or BBC One, misinformation is a weapon of mass destruct-

You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian, racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether inflation or globalisation, fear is a weapon of mass destruction

 

Whether Halliburton, Enron or anyone, greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome, inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction, inaction is a weapon of mass destruction"

Faithless - Mass Destruction

 

Big up to the bars, Hondo's (as it was known) and Taps of Life and now you too can apply for a bar license yourself!

 

 

 

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Irish Cowboy Apr 8 2002, 03:48 AM Post #8

 

 

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Group: Town Sheriff

Posts: 160

From: Vice City

 

 

 

Ive decided not to get awkward durin the quiet moments: ive no need to dominate the conversation any longer, like Depeche Mode, ive opted to enjoy the silence.

 

 

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Irish Cowboy Apr 8 2002, 10:15 PM Post #9

 

 

Hondo's HNIC

 

 

Group: Town Sheriff

Posts: 160

From: Vice City

 

 

 

Bacchus needs to cook more often.

"I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue

that I shall some day die, which is not so."

Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)

 

 

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JunkerSeed Apr 8 2002, 10:28 PM Post #10

 

 

RF adaptor

 

 

Group: Pornographer

Posts: 1911

From: Miami, FL

 

 

 

They took an hour from me goddammit, I had to wake up early the next day... and some asshole tells me that it's not 12, it's 1. I felt like i wasn't the master of my own destiny anymore, I was insignificant... Now I know what people felt like when the atom bomb dropped... if they can take an hour... just like that, what else can they do?... I won't stand for this, I'll take that hour right back next fall!

 

 

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--Danny

Movie of the Moment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SSJ4Benny Apr 8 2002, 11:17 PM Post #11

 

 

"If they hate you, it is because they hated Me first."

 

 

Group: Verbum Veritas

Posts: 2729

 

 

 

How now, brown cow?

 

 

 

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JunkerSeed Apr 8 2002, 11:21 PM Post #12

 

 

RF adaptor

 

 

Group: Pornographer

Posts: 1911

From: Miami, FL

 

 

 

Everybody needs money... that's why they call it money!

 

 

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Irish Cowboy Apr 9 2002, 12:50 AM Post #13

 

 

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Group: Town Sheriff

Posts: 160

From: Vice City

 

 

 

You just...you just dont eat horseys!

 

 

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JunkerSeed Apr 9 2002, 01:25 AM Post #14

 

 

RF adaptor

 

 

Group: Pornographer

Posts: 1911

From: Miami, FL

 

 

 

El queso esta bien podrido.

 

 

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--Danny

Movie of the Moment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Irish Cowboy Apr 9 2002, 01:33 AM Post #15

 

 

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Group: Town Sheriff

Posts: 160

From: Vice City

 

 

 

This is my 1988th post, for those keepin score.

Corben Dallas, multi-pass!

 

 

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343 - Never Forget

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sonofa...!

 

In unrelated raid news, im gonna go buy a ninja outfit. MM, Skeet, see you at midnight.

 

ps this place is fucking jumping tonight. shut the fuck up so i can i click "mark all read" for like a minute, dammit!

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