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I had to share this...

 

 

WHY CUBANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:

 

1.) 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

 

2.) We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

 

3.) Pretty people on the plane distract us.

 

4.) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

 

5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

 

6.) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

 

7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane.

 

8.) We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

 

9.) We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

 

AND MY FAVORITE.....

 

10.) We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

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Alfonso Ribiero fucking kicked it tonight on Celebrity Duets. Nailing the first song with Jon Secada and then blowing it up with Gladys Knight for the nightcap... Hope you win kid! Great fucking stuff!

 

... and yes he did... during the performance he did the carlton Dance on stage working it into the song at the end. I wish I had the video for it... but here's the last one he did on TV with Will Smith.

 

 

LOL... Awesome stuff man. :howyoudoin:

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oh...just, you know, sandwhich between medic 2 tests and fire physicals, my sleeping habits were fucked till recently, and i had one phonecall bout drama waking me up, then a few hondonians got jumpy 's all. nothin major, just more than i wanted at the bright, early hour of 5 pm, so i bit back...mostly water under the bridge now, tho.

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LL SO IT SEEMS YOU ARE BACK TO BEING FROM THE DIRTY SOUTH... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PANCHO GROUP!?!?!?

 

THE CIVIL WAR IS OVER.

DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING.

PEOPLE STILL DISLIKE OTHER MEMEBERS QUIETLY.

SOON, TRUE COLORS WILL APPEAR AND CHAOS WILL RELAUNCH.

THAT IS MY PROPHECY.

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Hey Nick,

 

I gave you Part 2, but I already have Part 3 waiting....

 

haha...nice! still wish i could get 2 working, my PC wouldnt do anything with it....another one to toss on sen's lappy? trailer looked good, that blue haired chick was uh, healthy...heh. and yeah, 3 too! thata awesome.

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OH man... I don't think eating that half a quiznos sub Nick left a couple of days ago was a suitable dinner...

 

my tummy, it feels like burning...

*blurp*

 

SONOFA...! :)

 

that was my "you-passed-your-pharmacology-test-sammich"! i was saving that.... :misty:

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